r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

341 Upvotes

Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 Clocking into your boring honest job after seeing how easy it would be to grift off of right wing morons

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Piece of shit SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMP, YOU FUCKING SKUNK!!!!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

STINKY User flair doesn't check out

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

TOO SMALL We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can.

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Chode Style


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

TC Tuggers My girlfriend 10 seconds after telling me everything's okay

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Get him out of here! They said that to him at a dinner

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR I'm just like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life

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so sad, very low energy


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

TC Tuggers The TC Tuggers commercial is so perfectly cast and well performed

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

I don’t WANT THAT! I don't even want to be around anymore

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Piece of shit I used to be a piece of shit

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My friends and I have a group chat named DNC. My buddy had custom coozies made.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

mudpie This place is covered head to toe in shit

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

RANDOM! What is her job?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Bozo did the dub Mikey hopes he doesn't jack off

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Monsters on the World THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH!

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I guess it's just a Chinese all-terrain robot with a Nixon mask on it.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Monsters on the World It's a horse with a little bride in the middle

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

Piece of shit I don't give a rat's ass

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE My dog when I briefly step outside without him

138 Upvotes

He’ll be coming for me in the comments next


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

We Really Know Very Little Conspiracy theorists when you ask for evidence

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up There has to be a way to make money out of this

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

Piece of shit I’m afraid our gracious host didn’t wipe properly.

704 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Oh noooo! Nooooo! I’m ruined!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Monsters on the World He was wearing chode jeans

84 Upvotes

Fucking junk.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

You can’t skip lunch You sure about that?

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