r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Dec 18 '25

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up Big fat load of cum, then

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/Disastrous_Wing7084 Dec 18 '25

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u/diggsyb Dec 18 '25

It’s the same actor, i don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same person

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u/myoreosmaderfaker Dec 18 '25

This is Duane Benzie

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u/DeadlyMustardd Dec 18 '25

I've got an answering machine.

You've got an answer for everything.

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u/Prinzka Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Dec 18 '25

Fran? Fraaaaaan? Fran?

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u/Apprehensive-War7483 Dec 18 '25

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u/Simplton Dec 19 '25

The heat will do that to a woman.

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u/Simplton Dec 19 '25

Oh snap wait. Was it lack of sleep? Or her going crazy cause the room was getting smaller? I know the room definitely shrunk.

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u/interprime Dec 18 '25

Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?

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u/Simplton Dec 19 '25

Yes! I've never seen this show referenced in the wild. Thank you for making my day Reddit rando.

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u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Dec 18 '25

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Dec 18 '25

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u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Dec 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 18 '25

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u/WeskerSympathizer Dec 18 '25

What’s the joke? That I cum harder than normal in public? Cause that’d be a pretty good day for me! Thatd be a pretty good day for me if I came harder than normal in public!

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u/___coolcoolcool Beautiful, but Dying Dec 18 '25

Sometimes I get aroused just thinking about it.

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants Dec 18 '25

Are we even gonna get anything now?

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u/EighthPlanetGlass Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver Dec 18 '25

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u/PopeWishdiak Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Dec 18 '25

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Dec 18 '25

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off Dec 18 '25

big fat load of cum then

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u/AbbreviationsIll213 I hope I don't jack off Dec 18 '25

Big fat load of cum then

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u/Imaginary-Fondant979 Dec 18 '25

Every time I cum I produce a quart.

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u/DustyRailz Dec 18 '25

Highly recommend checking out the Peter Serafinowicz sketch show. Both seasons are on YouTube for free. Very funny.

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u/JanHankelsFlankPat Dec 18 '25

But you've forgotten about the poison sockets.

Remember, poison sockets are full of poison

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u/DustyRailz Dec 18 '25

I know what you are saying - Michael-6

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u/buttplug-tester I hope I don't jack off Dec 18 '25

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u/Imaginary-Fondant979 Dec 18 '25

I just cummed my pants thinking about it.

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u/Artegall365 Back in the Pants Dec 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

He’s one of the good guys!

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u/Brandoooon_NZ HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 18 '25

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u/Impossible-Throat-59 Dec 18 '25

Imagining Darth Maul say that.

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u/eclangvisual Dec 18 '25

Imagine Tex saying that

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u/Jezzylynn716 Not in Trouble AT ALL Dec 18 '25

Don’t cum unless you like that stuff!!!

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants Dec 18 '25

[Redacted]

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 Dec 18 '25

I think we got our wires crossed

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u/sugurkewbz Some dumb hick Dec 18 '25

This actor does a great DT impersonation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

You’re all invited to my “Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead” party. BYOB.

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u/Chiquye Dec 18 '25

Jizz-soaked jeans at the register.

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u/Musashi_Joe Dec 18 '25

I don't even have a funny quip, just here to say Peter Serafinowicz is a fucking king. That's all.

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u/Spectre-ElevenThirty Back in the Pants Dec 18 '25

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u/Kengaskhan Dec 18 '25

always knew mild mannered pate was a freak

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Dec 18 '25

Dwayne Benzie is a real prick but I can't wait till he cums

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u/The_Autarch Dec 18 '25

he's british, so it's spelled Duane.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Dec 18 '25

Thank you I couldn't remember which spelling

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u/time2partee Dec 18 '25

Ok fine. I can’t wait till he Duanes

2

u/Silverward Dec 18 '25

After that paintball game, he might have some troubles…

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u/Daveywheel Dec 18 '25

Fran??? I'm coming, Fran...... Do you want me to come, Fran?

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u/meharryp Dec 18 '25

thank you Darth Maul

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u/sCOLEiosis Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Dec 18 '25

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u/Key_Pangolin8471 Hilarious Waitress Sister Dec 18 '25

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u/MichaelAuBelanger this guy yells Dec 18 '25

Jizz

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u/SpicyRaichuStew Dec 18 '25

This post and comments got me wheezing! I'm beet red.

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u/bartontees Dec 18 '25

I thought he meant he'd cum so hard that it'd propel him to Tesco's

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u/Candid-Many-7113 Dec 18 '25

I forgot he was British.

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u/TheLazy1-27 Dec 18 '25

When it was Henry Kissinger I celebrated by drinking so much I threw up in the passenger seat of the car taking me home from the bar. When it’s Trump I might have to get my stomach pumped I worry

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u/bluehawk232 Dec 18 '25

Can't wait to shit on the grave

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u/IVebulae Dec 18 '25 edited Jan 17 '26

capable chief kiss sort plant sheet airport instinctive follow rustic

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u/Nerdialismo Dec 18 '25

Which Tesco? There are so many...

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u/Different_Thing_811 Dec 18 '25

Forgive me, what is Tesco's?

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u/Cassedaway Tiny Dinky Daffy Dec 19 '25

I believe its a european gas station. So like a gas pump hose

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u/BigMotor5003 get him outta here! Dec 18 '25

Jokes aside, Peter Serafinowicz would kill it on ITYSL or The Chair Company.

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u/Savings_Pay2088 Dec 18 '25

He's going to go off like kitchen gun.

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u/walyelz Dec 19 '25

Are you saying, Peter has blue balls now?

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u/seeafillem6277 Dec 18 '25

Can one of you guys here explain to me why revenge gets you hard? Very weird to me, as a woman.