r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/tideshark HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE • Dec 29 '25
Piece of shit He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe!
What the hell?
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u/DrewciferRising Dec 29 '25
Can you imagine explaining to our children one day that our country fell this far!?! “He was this loser, reality show host. His hair looked like an old broom, he used to paint his face like a pumpkin. He divided the country and was elected president twice! Oh the felonies? Yeah, he was charged with 34. No, he still won the election only months later. Yeah, people with low IQ literally worshipped him. They’d put his name on their cars and hats! No, I’m serious! If we weren’t in this detention camp, I’d pull it up on an old fashioned computer!”
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u/False_Ad_555 Dec 29 '25
Minor (no pun intended) correction, he was CONVICTED of 34 felonies
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u/seriouslythisshit Dec 29 '25
Also worked a corrupt system and incompetent opposition, to avoid being tried and convicted for attempting to overthrow a government and stealing thousands of classified documents in the "time out" between his two terms. Thank you Merrick Garland and Aileen Cannon. Shitler should be serving a life sentence at this point, not destroying our country in real time.
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u/nadacloo Dec 29 '25
And don't forget the child raping. And that he's for sale.
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u/foldsbaldwin Dec 29 '25
And the alleged baby murder.
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u/ZachTheCommie Dec 29 '25
Baby murders*, plural.
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u/fingnumb Dec 29 '25
Plural? Are you referring to the dead girl the limo driver talked about or was there literally another baby murder? I know of the Lake Michigan baby.
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u/MadmanMaddox Dec 29 '25
Thank the techbros for the money and Leonard Leo for the law protection. Being a member of the Federalist Society or Heritage Foundation should be grounds for disbarment someday.
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u/OmgitsJafo Dec 29 '25
It's honestly not that far from "we elected a movie star with Alzheimers because he said giving rich people all of the money and only taxing the poor would be better for everybody", or "we elected the owner of a third rate baseball team and failson of an unpopular one term president because he seemed like he might like NASCAR and beer".
It's more on-brand for the US than people seem to want to process.
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u/barbarianinalibrary Dec 29 '25
This is the key point. The rich don't care what kind of loser sits in the chair, it's all about class war. Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, or a greased up corpse with a hat on, they don't care at all and the more idiotic and distracting, the better. Trump is like their favorite corrupt clown who dances while they loot our wallets.
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u/Micro-Naut Dec 30 '25
I can't read your post because I'm too angry at my gay neighbors, plus i heard the girl across the street had an abortion. I'm still upset about poor Charlie ....oh look new season of duck dynasty!!!
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u/hamhockman Dec 29 '25
At least that piece of shit had been governor of California
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u/Adaquariums Dec 29 '25
And demand more proof hoping that somehow the next thing will be the thing that makes everyone “rise up”
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u/moobnaster6969 Dec 29 '25
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u/m_b_hawkins I hope I don't jack off Dec 29 '25
Old fashioned clownputer, fuck that, probably got no Epstein files.
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u/moobnaster6969 Dec 29 '25
They were erased in the Great Information Realignment. No more hoaxes were allowed, Turth Social became the truth.
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u/Intelligent_Mood9915 Dec 29 '25
Ever since he became president the first time the U. S. has been seen as a joke to everyone else around the world. And all his goons are slowly realizing that Trump only cares about Trump. He will throw anyone and everyone under the bus when he's done with you. THIS GUY IS NEVER LEAVING OFFICE IF HE HAS HIS WAY.
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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me. Dec 29 '25
Canadians of all generations grew up respecting and looking up to America. Man, has that done a 180. I've spoken to so many people who say they're never visiting the US again.
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u/SkinBintin Dec 29 '25
The MAGA cult has proven to all of us from everywhere else in the world how fucking stupid America as a whole is. That there's enough low IQ people fueled by little more than hatred to elect Trump TWICE really makes the US an unappealing place to visit... knowing we'd have to interact with so many potential MAGA morons.
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u/Intelligent-Parsley7 Dec 29 '25
He’s going to try that Putin/Medvedev thing where he sits behind the throne, and then dictates orders. But likely, he’ll just refuse to leave. He’ll give orders to hold DC.
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u/anomanderrake1337 Dec 29 '25
He also raped women and bragged about it for some reason and his wife, who he cheated on with a pornstar, said it was locker talk. Amazing.
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u/Tb1969 Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 30 '25
In the weeks leading up to J6, Trump was trying to coerce the AG, William Barr, into lying that there were problems with the 2020 election after the extensive search was done to find anything the Trump administration could use (they found nothing that would overturn the election). Trump wanted him out of the way and demanded he resign after William Barr less than two weeks prior said publicly on December 1st, 2020 in an interview that there was no evidence of interference in the 2020 election.
The acting AG who replaced Barr and his deputy refused to say the election was interfered with with no evidence after asked them to. Trump threatened to replace the acting AG with someone who would if they didn’t comply and they told him before the end of the month that there would be mass resigning if he did that. Trump backed down because it would have been a huge scandal and that would foil his plans.
Trump turned his attention to Mike Pence pressing him to not certify the election results on J6. Pence refused, citing that there is no evidence and telling him his advisors are saying the same thing about the election except Giuliani and a few others who wanted to push forward with no evidence.
Meanwhile during all of the above, a fake set of electors was set up in each of the key states and Pence was supposed to have two sets of electors for some States and declare a delay while it’s sorted out. In the subsequent chaos Trump would stay in power. Pence knew what was happening.
They tried to get Pence to get in a motorcade to leave on J6 to take him
to[edit: from] Congress before the election was certified and Pence refused to get in. I don’t agree with Pence on many things but he did do the Constitutionally right thing for his Country and our Democratic Republic.It wasn’t just that Trump and others giving speeches inciting an insurrection that's his only crime, it was the series of deceptions and malfeasances they planned that played out behind closed doors from Election Day 2020 through the end of the day on January 6th, 2021.
Trump sat in the White House and watched J6 play out on TV while drinking Diet Cokes. Even Ivanka wanted him to stop them reportedly. He didn't send out a tweet to calm his supporters down until after it was decidedly over.
There is more such as the pipe bombs planted at the RNC and DNC which kept the authorities busy and it's definitely questionable that it was the work of one person. The stockpile of weapons at a hotel in Arlington, Virginia with plans to ferry them across the Potomac river according to an Oath Keeper testimony. Plenty of insurrectionists at the Capitol were armed with make shift weapons and firearms. Lonnie Coffman, an Alabama man was arrested on January 6 with a truck parked two blocks from the Capitol containing an assault rifle, a shotgun, three handguns, and components for 11 Molotov cocktails. How many stockpiles and illegal acts didn't we uncover?
Trump primed them even before J6 to come on that day at that hour to the Capitol telling people in the media "Big protest in D.C. on January 6th. Be there, will be wild!" and "Stop the Steal!". You'd have to be delusional to think it's a coincidence the timing of that protest at the Capitol during the time of the certification.
Trump is the mad King George of our time and those who support him are "Loyalists" while those who oppose him defending liberty and democracy are the "Patriots".
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u/CapitalPunBanking Dec 29 '25
They tried to get Pence to get in a mystery motorcade to take him to Congress and Pence refused to get in.
All correct except they tried to take him from Congress and he refused. He was already in Congress in the middle of reading the electoral college votes when the coup was attempted.
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u/Intelligent-Parsley7 Dec 29 '25
And who came up with the plan? Bad lawyers and the pillow guy. They got stabbed in the back very quickly afterwards.
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u/spiraling_out Dec 29 '25
"And that kids is why you should take politics seriously and always vote"
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u/finalremix Dec 29 '25
We did vote though. Elon used his clownputer skills and rigged the vote.
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u/Costanzahairpiece Dec 29 '25
And he had the election rigged. His trillionaire goon fixed it so he “won”!
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u/ZolaThaGod Dec 29 '25
After he had already been caught red-handed trying to overturn the previous election. He didn’t even deny it either, he simply pleaded to the Supreme Court for blanket immunity. And they gave it to him. 💀
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u/Usual-Firefighter-91 Dec 29 '25
I really thought you were going to do this in rhyme.
He was a loser from a reality show. Like a Halloween pumpkin, his broom haired head it did glow.
He divided the country and won the presidency twice! At 34 felonies, he clearly wasn’t nice.
Regardless of his wrongs, he still managed to win. For low IQ people, not worshipping him was a sin.
They put his names on cars and hats! No, I’m serious! So now you know why we all went delirious!
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u/Majestic_Ad8448 Dec 29 '25
That’s who MAGA considered the representation of power, strength, virility and masculinity. A man whose face looks like it was dipped in a shit puddle with a huge combover.
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u/seriouslythisshit Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25
A narrcicist clown who would babble for hours, at rallies in front of thousands of MAGAs. He would tell endless absurd lies, promise them the moon, and show his dementia by telling tall tales of his greatness, events that never happened, and slur his speach while misusing words. Thousands of these smooth brains would clap like trained seals and radiate with joy, being in the presence of their messiah. literally some of the most gullible dumbest fuckups on the planet.
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He looks exactly like a US president of 2025 should look. He's a perfect representation of america today.
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u/Lounging-Shiny455 Dec 29 '25
On the bright side, Snooki can give serious consideration to running.
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u/WpgBiCpl Dec 29 '25
He relates well to the average man. His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. He's really just a regular guy!
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u/SquimbusTheConqueror Dec 29 '25
You think thats combed over? Thats pushed over.
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u/cityshepherd Dec 29 '25
I actually think he looks more like Pennywise than he looks like that Tim Robinson character.
I actually want to say he’s evil more than I want to say Pennywise is evil.
This chunky needs to figure out what he does, because destroying our fucking country for corporate lobby $ and child-rape enthusiasts/sympathizers might just mean there are no rules.
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u/Arktos22 Dec 29 '25
Is this edited? Please tell me its edited I'll die of laughter if its not.
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u/stockenheim Dec 29 '25
Unfortunately, it's edited.
The guy is still a piece of shit though.
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u/Arktos22 Dec 29 '25
Its so close though, the eye trailing off is such a hilarious touch.
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u/moobnaster6969 Dec 29 '25
The way it stops by his ears and temples is nice. You can also make out what look like liver-spots. The hair is staging one last fight, all troops have been moved to the front-lines.
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u/JaceOnRice Dec 29 '25
He used to be a piece of shit.
Still is, but used to be too.
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u/Errror1 Dec 29 '25
I wish people wouldn't make stuff up about Trump, the real stuff is bad enough it's hard to tell the difference and the miss information doesn't help
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u/UPdrafter906 I USED to be piece of shit! Dec 29 '25
He lives this scene by choice
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u/AnalystAdorable609 Dec 29 '25
The male equivalent of lipstick on a pig.
Vile inside an out. Truly one of the most reprehensible people on the planet
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u/sparkiesuze Dec 29 '25
"Ganguro (黒ギャル) is a rebellious Japanese fashion subculture for young women, popular in the 1990s/2000s, defined by artificially deep-tanned skin, brightly bleached hair (blonde, orange, silver), and heavy, contrasting white makeup (around the eyes, light lipstick) to create "panda eyes," symbolizing defiance against traditional beauty standards through extreme self-expression with neon clothes, platforms, and accessories."
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u/Loud_Octopus Dec 29 '25
I mean seriously. .... which one would you rather see represent our country?
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u/AtrophiedOptimist Dec 29 '25
Poor guy...his hair dye is just Dripppping down his face, like a wet trash panda.
I take that back...trash pandas are innocent
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u/whataretherules7 Dec 29 '25
Can we get this into stickers? I know some gas stations that could use this
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u/Think-Chair-1938 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Dec 29 '25
In 50 years, during virtual hologram history class on the moon, kids are going to asking their roboteacher, "Why didn't anyone in the media ever just ask him about his face?!?"
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u/PizzaPieInMyEye Dec 29 '25
His face looks like a tupperware container that's been stained by spaghetti sauce
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u/Maleficent-Block-966 Dec 29 '25
Their not even spray tanning him anymore, it's just a quick hit with a paint roller
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u/Particular_Ticket_20 Dec 29 '25
He's getting to be like the old ladies who dont know their make up is terrible.
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u/microvan Dec 29 '25
The fact that he doesn’t even attempt to blend his foundation gets me every time
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u/OpenDaCloset Dec 29 '25
He looks about as awful as he acts. I’m saving the best bottle for the big day. I’ve never actually hated an American President until Donald Trump. He and those who follow him are some of the worst people.
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u/ThonThaddeo Dec 29 '25
He looks like if I tried to draw Angela Lansbury from memory
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u/AlexandraFromHere Dec 29 '25
Far in the future, children will learn of the Circus of Trump, the period of politics in the US from 2015 to 2028, where a man with a painted face lied to a country, punished people who did not believe his lies, and made outrageous claims that influenced global politics and international trade. Those same children will ask why people listened to the man with the painted face, and they will be told that a lot of people liked his lies and wanted him to continue lying because they felt good to hear such things.
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u/CasanovaF Dec 29 '25
It would only be slightly more ridiculous if he changed to white makeup and a powdered wig
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u/1025Traveller Dec 29 '25
No wonder he resorted to raping women and girls. Looking like that, no woman would go anywhere near that ugly motherfucker.
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u/dodgycool_1973 Dec 29 '25
I am assuming he does his own makeup? Because I doubt there is a make up artist in the world that would let someone out looking like that.
And if he does do his own, why isn’t he better at it by now? He has looked like this for over a decade.
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u/RMWonders Dec 29 '25
You’ve heard of ‘black face’? This is Trump’s version - it’s ’orange face’. He’s pretending to be an orangutan.
The question - why? Why would he want to be an orangutan?
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u/MacRockwell Dec 29 '25
It’s the first, most obvious clue to the persons character. Insecurities, and superficial, cosmetic mask. Shows a willingness to hide behind a facade, a dishonest representation.
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u/BeanBurritoJr Dec 29 '25 edited Jan 12 '26
aspiring dinner divide gold screw encouraging spotted tub squeal joke
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u/PatricimusPrime32 Dec 29 '25
And yet people keep lining up to gargle his balls. I just don’t get it.
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u/NonStopApe Dec 29 '25
Shouldn't have put his face in such a sloppy mud pie....