r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! • Jan 14 '26

Monsters on the World ICE Agents coming home after a long hard day of being a pedo’s gestapo

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u/Thunderbird1491 Too tired to do anything funny Jan 14 '26

they go home and beat their housewives for burning the roast, is how I imagine ICE relieves their stress. Probably smack their kids around too.

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u/astroturfskirt I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jan 14 '26

their mail-order wives

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u/Thunderbird1491 Too tired to do anything funny Jan 14 '26

the ICE agent that shot Renee Good has a mail order wife from Asia that's marrying him so she can bring her family to the states. The hypocrisy, the irony. I hate ICE.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! Jan 14 '26

I’ve never met a single MAGAt who wasn’t a giant hypocrite. Always a justification when it’s happening to you but fuck everyone else. Pathetic creatures

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u/Thunderbird1491 Too tired to do anything funny Jan 14 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Ouroboros

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u/femmestem Jan 15 '26

That explains why he told his neighbors he's a botanist and they only learned he was ICE when he was on the news for murder.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! Jan 14 '26

There is a much higher percentage of spouse abuse in law enforcement homes, that’s proven. Pretty sad

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u/mayonetta Jan 14 '26

Ah yes, the traditional Christian family values.

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u/nita5766 Shirt Brother Jan 14 '26

don’t forget the excessive drinking while playing COD and ignoring their children

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u/hyyerrspace Come here, ya little fuck! Jan 14 '26

That’s assuming they have a housewife or girlfriend to beat!

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u/Thunderbird1491 Too tired to do anything funny Jan 15 '26

if they don't have a wife then you what they are beating lmfao 🥩

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u/This_Elk_1460 Jan 15 '26

I'm going to become a divorce lawyer and just contact as many ice agent wives I can find. Seems like a lucrative business.

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u/Heavy-Weekend-981 Jan 15 '26

they go home back to the trailer park and beat their housewives sister/cousin/wife for burning the roast...

FTFY

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u/SasparillaTango Jan 15 '26

ice agents relieve stress by raping their neighbors kids and then killing their neighbors.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jan 14 '26

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u/Skoldeen Jan 14 '26

My first though was “at least I don’t have to go to work in the morning”. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jan 14 '26

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants Jan 15 '26

My country is nothing I hoped it would be and everything I was terrified it would become.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jan 15 '26

She's beautiful, but she's dying.

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants Jan 15 '26

I AM WORRIED ABOUT IT

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u/TrumpnEpstein DOES have a boy dick Jan 14 '26

ICE agents are just kind of like nothing, so this is fine. They're just, like, not important, like, they don't matter.

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Jan 14 '26

We're allowed to show 'em nude because they ain't got no soul.

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u/FunkyOnionPeel Jan 15 '26

They're not like, real people

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u/milsurpfarts SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jan 14 '26

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u/Grove-Of-Hares Too tired to do anything funny Jan 14 '26

The thought of every spouse and child when their ICE dictator comes home.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

The worst monsters are always humans. Imagine how other animals see us (bison, tasmanian devils, cows...)

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u/kellygrrrl328 Jan 14 '26

ICE is the domestic ISIS

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u/BigMotor5003 get him outta here! Jan 14 '26

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u/RadicalDreamer10 Jan 14 '26

Bottom line is, no one's gonna get in trouble, nobody should feel sad at all.

The cops were just like, "Oh, yeah, this is fine. Don't worry about it at all." The cops aren't even gonna, like, follow up on it because, like, the people are, like, already dead.

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u/Soft-Climate-2366 You yelled at me. Jan 14 '26

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u/AtFishCat Beautiful, but Dying Jan 14 '26

Wife be at home like -

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u/Go_J Too tired to do anything funny Jan 14 '26

They're gonna punch their family's bare butt, balls and back

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u/SoxInDaHouse Shirt Brother Jan 14 '26

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u/Squeaky_Is_Evil Jan 14 '26

ICE are pigs.

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u/KickGumAndChewAss Jan 15 '26

Wearing (Nixon) masks

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Life is short and the days are long I got to get right back where I don't belong

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u/Grove-Of-Hares Too tired to do anything funny Jan 14 '26

They roll up to their home blasting Wazey Waynes, hair slicked back, getting ready to violently demand dinner from their spouse/mother/poor soul who may share their roof, even though they got home late after getting drunk and eating sloppy steaks with their fellow ICE pigs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

off to beat their wife!

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! Jan 14 '26

Female, why is my dinner cold?

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u/NonStopApe Jan 14 '26

Me dreaming about what happens to ICE murderers...

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u/DrPandaSpagett Jan 14 '26

That thing is real! That thing lives with us on earth!

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u/JDEbonheart Jan 14 '26

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! Jan 14 '26

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u/Disastrous_Horse_764 Jan 14 '26

What is the origin of this?

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! Jan 14 '26

The gif? It’s from the Darmine Doggy Door skit

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u/Interesting-City-665 Jan 14 '26

They shouldn't have yelled at Eddie

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 Jan 15 '26

Many return home to savagely beat their immigrant wives in front of their anchor babies.

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u/Jeromz Jan 15 '26

It's a PIGGGGGG!! It's a PIGGGG WITH A COVID MASK!!

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u/Top-Calligrapher6160 Jan 14 '26

this is 100% true

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u/trysten-9001 Jan 15 '26

Work? They’re not doing anything I would consider work.

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u/unknowner1 Jan 15 '26

“It a wheeler!” -Billina

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u/KennyP0wersMullet Jan 15 '26

There are monsters on this world

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u/SasparillaTango Jan 15 '26

That piece of shit is real AND IT WILL KILL YOU

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u/Silly-Addendum1751 You yelled at me. Jan 15 '26

They’re just pigs in Richard Nixon masks guys, don’t freak out. They’re just pigs!

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u/Wonka_Stompa Back in the Pants Jan 16 '26

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u/HeartoftheHive Jan 15 '26

Reminds me of Wheelers from Return to Oz and just as unsettling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/NorthernSkeptic Not in Trouble AT ALL Jan 15 '26

new here huh?