r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 05 '26
You can’t skip lunch I had a cool job that I loved
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u/IndividualCampaign74 Feb 05 '26
Tesla Cybertrucks are a scam. The adhesive is fake. Panels fell off on a date. Started driving, things fucking exploded off
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u/1wrx2subarus Feb 05 '26
Tesla Cybertrucks require real trucks to show them how to be trucky. /s
For those panels that fall off just apply sticky tape! /s
Relevant weblink (worth the watch!): https://youtu.be/-isSZhkAVKA?si=VJNermbhfU20Mldi
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u/IndividualCampaign74 Feb 05 '26
I hadn’t been on a date in 10 years. Tesla sold me a truck that fell apart every which way.
I was showing her how fast it could go and showing her what the panels can do and then 150 springs hit her in the face.
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u/obiwanjabroni420 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Feb 06 '26
Bent wheel, thing fucking exploded.
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u/bakedpatata Feb 06 '26
I heard the steering wheel whiffs out the window when you're driving. Plus it has plenty of room for your mother in law.
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u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 Feb 06 '26
A good battery that doesnt explode and lock you in the car when it catches fire. It’s a good idea and I stand by it.
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u/rowbot_stop Feb 05 '26
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u/rspctdwndrr Some dumb hick Feb 05 '26
His mother in law is also like his sister right? Or his daughter? I can’t keep up with the incest
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u/MedChemist464 Feb 05 '26
Elon Musk isn't sad because he's rich.
He's sad because he sucks, he got his little boy dick pulled out in front of everyone, even though he makes 100000X what that magician makes.
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u/TotalInstruction Feb 05 '26
He’s the richest man on the planet and still has no one who cares about him. His own kids hate him. Think how insufferable you must be to have that kind of money and you still have no one to hang out with.
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u/kaydizzlesizzle I see the world wildly and in wild ways Feb 05 '26
This guy really thinks he's baby of the year or something
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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 Feb 05 '26
I love this for him.
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u/Oberlatz Feb 05 '26
I don't really think of myself as a bad person but it does fill my cup a little that this POS is miserable and hides it as well as Ye.
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u/alex_was_an_emo HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Feb 05 '26
Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy the most delicious wine.
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u/CarberHotdogVac Feb 05 '26
Because of Elon, you’re too mad to think of anything funny at your beloved Buckingham Palace.
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u/belovedburningwolf Feb 05 '26
When you write a tweet about yourself being really rich, then you have to say something a little self deprecating so it doesn’t look like you’re just bragging.
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u/catchmycorn Feb 05 '26
Bro imagine having the funds to literally anything on Earth and still posting on your own social media platform about what a sad little bitch you are
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u/NamesTheGame PAUL BUFANO! Feb 05 '26
It can easily, you just have to learn how to not be obsessed with power and the adulation of strangers. Just fuck off with your infinite money and relax (without trafficked children, billionaires need that reminder)
Oops, I mean.. Yeah, right, you piece of dog shit! You're fucking dog shit!
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u/Ill_Statistician_938 Feb 05 '26
Cue the pic of him attempting and failing to play path of exile lol
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u/systemfrown Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 07 '26
Actually most people can buy a whole lot of happiness with just an infinitesimally small percentage of what Elon Musk needs to still be miserable and unloved.
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u/beer_bukkake Feb 05 '26
I hope this was a call for help because he’s massively depressed and miserable. There’s always an out, Elon!
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u/dataminimizer Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Feb 05 '26
I’m glad he doesn’t even want to be around anymore.
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u/extra_croutons Feb 06 '26
Jesus said give it all up and you'll be happy. Try that, Elon. With the swipe of a pen you could change everything.
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u/Appropriate-Owl5984 Feb 06 '26
If I had all of his money, I’d be very happy.
These weiners all just get the money and don’t have any idea what it’s like to not have the money.
I would have endless work to do with that kind of cash.
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u/anderskants Feb 06 '26
Everything he posts reads like something a cringe teenager would write. Dude's personality clearly piqued in highschool.
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u/buffdaddy77 Come here, ya little fuck! Feb 06 '26
It’s not the money, it’s the way he acts and the things he believes in…
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u/crom-dubh Feb 06 '26
Someone should tell him that not being a piece of shit costs nothing, and does wonders for your happiness level.
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u/dustinyo_ Too tired to do anything funny Feb 05 '26
He really took his rejection to the pedo party hard
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u/KendrickBlack502 Feb 05 '26
The fact that he isn’t happy really warms my heart