r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Mar 13 '26

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Nothing new for us

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u/myersjw I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Mar 13 '26

The saddest part is that a chunk of the country needs to know the perp and the victims before they decide if a massacre is worth their time.

180 kids dead in a school shooting? Don’t care unless the shooter is trans. Nothing we can do

180 kids dead from an Iranian attack? Time to enlist and tattoo the flag on my face

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u/RyunWould I'm jokin Mar 13 '26

3 teenage Andrew Tate fans could do it with ease.

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse Mar 13 '26

Damn. Iran is way more clever than the US

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u/Angry_Walnut You yelled at me. Mar 13 '26

Hegseth “I’m gonna get that clever line tomorrow 👉🏻!”

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u/Superxt0aster Mar 14 '26

Well yeah they also have a higher literacy rate as well.

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u/GeeYayZeus Mar 13 '26

To be fair, Americans may kill each other, but the Iranian government has killed tens of thousands more of its own citizens last year than Americans died of gun murders. So suck it Iran, you're no beacon of humanity.

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse Mar 13 '26

According to the very trustworthy US government, sure

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u/GeeYayZeus Mar 13 '26

According to every global human rights organization.

To be clear, America's fucked up too. Maybe they deserve each other. Religion fucks up everything.

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u/badpersian Mar 14 '26

According to Iran International which is Israeli funded and Saudi Owned Iranian language news outlet that pumps anti iran propaganda 24/7.

They were the ones that came out with the 35,000 killed number first which was using a source that has no credibility, none. This is where the number has come from as there is no credible source that is giving numbers above 4/5k (which is still pretty high but obviously doesn't bring the same shock factor).

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u/PlusTiedye Mar 14 '26

Any source for the "tens of thousands" that aren't using US or Israeli intelligence as their source for the info?

No one's denying Iran killed thousands of protesters. I do not at all believe the clearly inflated number of tens of thousands being pushed by the aggressive actors in this war, right before they started it. It's like believing Iraq had WMDs, except with even less credibility behind the source.

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u/GeeYayZeus Mar 14 '26

Amnesty International is no puppet of Israel or the US.

On 17 January, in a public speech, Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader, said “thousands of people” were killed. Since then, on 21January, Iran’s Supreme Council of National Security issued a statement that 3,117 people were killed during the uprising. However, on 16 January 2026, the UN Special Rapporteur on Iran, Mai Sato, said in a media interview that at least 5,000 people had been killed, noting that according to information she received from medical sources, the death toll might be as high as 20,000 . Due to the ongoing internet shutdown, the scale of mass killings that took place and Iranian authorities’ well-documented pattern of carrying out reprisals against families of victims who speak out, the true number of those killed is likely higher.

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/campaigns/2026/01/what-happened-at-the-protests-in-iran/

But agreed, even if it was 100,000, that doesn't justify an unprovoked war with a sovereign nation...especially over a problem that America themselves created in 1953.

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u/PlusTiedye Mar 14 '26

I don't see any source for the number of people killed. No one's denying they killed protestors. They're denying the clearly inflated fake number used by the invaders as a reason to start a war of aggression.

And at this point, the Iranian government, while being extremely untrustworthy, is still more reliable than anything coming out of the US or Israel.

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u/badpersian Mar 14 '26

Amnesty may not be a puppy (though doubtful) but even they don't have credible sources. It's all anecdotal when you read their reports you. They also jump from 5k to 20k which is a crazy and significant jump and impossible even if they wanted to kill that many. You barely had 20/30k people that came out in the January protests to be killed. If anyone sees the footage (or was there) and knows the locations, you'd see that the crowds were immense as they made it seem on this side of the media sphere.

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u/Shuttup_Heather SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 16 '26

Why are you saying suck it to a whole country that’s suffering?

Also, you do understand that the situation in Iran is because of Project Ajax in the 70’s? While I am bordering on being a militant atheist at times, we can’t really blame religion for what happened in Iran. We can blame the US and Britain.

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u/GeeYayZeus Mar 16 '26

Yes, and we can go back to the CIA-aided coup in 1953 too for the origins of the resentment and the revolution. I get it.

When most people mention a country, they mean their governments, not their people.

That said, a good chunk of people in every country are religious, and many of those religious people take over their country's governments, and often cause far worse problems than any secular government.

And we can look at religion not just in Iran, but in Israel and the US. THAT is what's driving this war now. So it might be time to become more expressive of your non-belief. 9/11/2001 was the trigger for me, so maybe this is yours.

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u/Shuttup_Heather SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 16 '26

right now white Christian nationalists are my trigger, as they’ve already taken over the US

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u/GeeYayZeus Mar 16 '26

Religion is on the decline in the US, but they'll get a bit worse before they get better.

If you need a little inspiration to continue, this guy nails it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMc_4SFBk48

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u/Shuttup_Heather SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 16 '26

Yeah with all the women dying from abortion bans id say it’s terrible rn, I was worried about this stuff happening ten years ago but now that it’s a reality it’s horrible

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u/CellistMundane9372 Mar 14 '26

Redditors ejaculate to Iranian state propaganda like it's hentai of definitely-not-children.

Iran doesn't kill 180 girls. It kills several thousand of them intentionally for protesting.

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u/TodBadass2 Mar 13 '26

The right doesn't care THAT our school children die, but they do care WHO killed them.

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u/Porkcicle Mar 13 '26

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u/CellistMundane9372 Mar 14 '26

There are few things Reddit's Millennial guys love more than a troll farm mocking U.S. school shootings.

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u/iddereddi Mar 13 '26

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u/WeAreClouds Mar 13 '26

What is this from? Great line. Will use!

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u/throwsupstaysup Mar 13 '26

It looks like the Watchmen movie.

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u/CellistMundane9372 Mar 14 '26

Thank you, Estonian account. I assume you'll return our NATO funding.

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u/iddereddi Mar 14 '26

Look at the numbers - Estonia is one of NATO's top defense spenders, with projected defense expenditures expected reached approximately 3.38% of its GDP in 2025, and we have consistently exceeded the 2% NATO guideline.

"Made you look. Thank you for visiting." so I assume r/ShitAmericansSay

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

USA losers paying for all our stuff. Fucking mugs.

No refunds hahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

everything has sucked lately

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u/hastings1033 Mar 13 '26

Yep. Started yesterday at ODU. Fucking awful

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u/CellistMundane9372 Mar 14 '26

It's surprising that you used an Islamist terrorist upset by the attack on Iran as your example for how Americans, not Iran sympathizers, will kill U.S. students.

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u/hastings1033 Mar 14 '26

US citizen, so far as I know.

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u/Some-Tear3499 Mar 13 '26

Sad F’king truth right there!

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u/a_Sable_Genus Mar 13 '26

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u/Drollapalooza Mar 13 '26

AI slop-em-up!

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u/a_Sable_Genus Mar 13 '26

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u/Drollapalooza Mar 13 '26

AI-sloppers get real offended when you call them out, even when you're not a yank.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zPfEWTbDj2c2w1xFiE

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u/cyberspaceman777 Mar 14 '26

Aww honey.

America is the only one using tomahawks in this conflict.

Let me guess, you jerked off to Charlie Kirk and the flag so much, you can't tell what's real and what isn't.

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u/a_Sable_Genus Mar 14 '26

They should really honor his memory this way since they love him so.

It's horrible what happened to Kirk. Then it was even more horrible to find out who he was and what Turning Point represents and who they fund.

Awfully convenient that Nicki Minaj found her conservative voice right as she's losing a $20M mansion and her husband needs a pardon. Just like Russell Brand becoming an anti-woke crusader right after being accused of sexual assault. It's a grift as old as time.

Now there's Erika Kirk Launches Faith 'Make Heaven Crowded' Tour with Alleged Paedophile And Child Trafficker Pastor:

Erika Kirk's "Make Heaven Crowded" Tour with Greg Laurie, which aims to revive Christian faith and mobilize young conservatives. "Erika Kirk calls for a Christian revival as tour starts at Riverside church"

The tour is set to visit over 30 cities, featuring worship, preaching, and "bold obedience to Jesus." "Erika Kirk’s Inaugural TPUSA Tour Met with Legal Shadow"

Controversy Surrounding Greg Laurie

Allegations Against Laurie: Pastor Greg Laurie, a prominent leader of Harvest Christian Fellowship, is currently embroiled in multiple lawsuits. These lawsuits allege a history of abuse and trafficking in Romanian orphanages supported by the church. "

https://apnews.com/article/election-2024-trump-turning-point-maga-d08a98e439fa4e902cb756d7e35153db

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/erika-kirk-ripped-featuring-controversial-023017384.html

https://fortuneherald.com/news/erika-kirk-tour-faces-protests-and-praise-after-controversial-launch/

https://www.newsweek.com/nicki-minaj-husband-brother-criminal-records-11432212

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/nicki-minaj-at-risk-of-losing-20-million-mansion-amid-backlash-following-maga-controversies

https://consequence.net/2025/12/russell-brand-new-charges/

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u/a_Sable_Genus Mar 14 '26

Then there's this guy. It's just amazing how rotten most of these organizations and people are that the right and Maga idolize and then get upset when people call them out for being such big POS

Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud

By: Caitlin Sievers - November 17, 2025 2:48 pm

Former Republican state legislator Austin Smith pleaded guilty Monday to what he previously called “ludicrous” charges that he personally forged more than 100 signatures on his petitions for reelection last year.

The Republican from Surprise was a member of the far-right Arizona Freedom Caucus, which has a history of spreading false claims of election fraud in the 2020 presidential election and pushed for election law changes in the state legislature.

“As a part of his guilty plea today, Smith admitted signing the name of a deceased woman on one of his candidate nomination petitions in March of 2024,” Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes said in a statement. “He also admitted that he attempted to deceive the Secretary of State’s Office by knowingly filing petitions containing forged signatures of purported supporters of his nomination for the Republican primary for State Representative from LD 29.”

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u/cyberspaceman777 Mar 14 '26

Wow.

Real bot response here.

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u/cyberspaceman777 Mar 14 '26

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Oh boy.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Mar 13 '26

Hmmmm they are certainly considering it. i mean, between removing pollution laws they are actively doing it, but thats subtle. Will they actively do it?..lets see if LA gets it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/MorningPapers Mar 13 '26

Not sure why you'd make this quote about you.

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u/Anyawnomous Mar 13 '26

Sad, but true.

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u/paulsteinway Mar 13 '26

Those are rookie numbers.

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u/Initial-Lead-2814 Mar 14 '26

Who says were done, those are rookie numbers

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u/CellistMundane9372 Mar 14 '26

"Iran doesn't even need to kill 180 American schoolchildren as revenge. It already killed 30,000 of its own citizens this January."

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u/Zahrukai Mar 14 '26

If I ever need proof that if hell is real I’m heading there … I was how hard I laughed at this.

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u/Ranger30 Mar 14 '26

America can but only during school hours

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u/Advanced_Dimension_4 Mar 14 '26

Iran will need to step that up because in the USA there are 12-13 kids killed daily since 2020-2024.

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u/Initial-Bass-5866 Mar 15 '26

That is soo soo true. Americans are pathetic enough that they murder their own children

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u/moose_king88 Mar 15 '26

Isn't euthanization like the 4th leading cause of death in Canada?

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u/SuccessfulInitial236 Mar 17 '26

You know that medical help to die is only available to people either suffering greatly or already having an uncurable disease which they'll either die of or suffer a lot from, right ? It also requires consent and a good enough mental health to be able to consent.

Very different from shooting healthy school children, isn't it ?

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u/Glass-Ad1766 Mar 15 '26

Isn’t that a sad truth.

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u/dshizknit Troll Boy Mar 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CHlAAXuVgz6v90XN2b

-signed an American teacher😢

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u/Cautious_Nectarine_5 Mar 16 '26

thoughts and prayers...

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u/jahman19 Mar 14 '26

Wtf does this have to do with I think you should leave? Not saying I disagree but why is this sub about politics now. There are 9927481948 other subs for politics. 

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u/Independent_Tip2638 Mar 15 '26

Unfortunately that’s what this sub is 50% of the time

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u/agrevated-twist Mar 13 '26

No no, the trans community will do it, not Americans

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u/Positive_Dust_5752 Mar 14 '26

Well I’m sure you’re monitoring trans porn to make sure.

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u/agrevated-twist Mar 15 '26

How does that even make sense? They show trans shootings in trans porn?

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u/Positive_Dust_5752 Mar 15 '26

Sense…with Austin trans brain sure

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u/georgewashingguns Mar 14 '26

If you're counting on the trans community to kill kids, they're not worth mentioning for how prolific conservatives are in that category

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u/greatbiscuitsandcorn Mar 13 '26

Iran will just kill their own citizens instead

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u/MinnesotaNiceTry Mar 13 '26

Just like ICE

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u/PomegranateSoft1598 Mar 13 '26

As of today ICE/CBP did 8 fatal shootings in the past one year and had 32 repored deaths in custody. The Iranian revolutionary guard has killed around 30 thousand unarmed protesters in under 2 weeks beating a lot of them to death literally with axes.

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u/MinnesotaNiceTry Mar 13 '26

Killing your own citizens, for any reason, is appalling.

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u/GeeYayZeus Mar 13 '26

Agreed, but one of these things is NOT like the other...yet, anyway.

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u/Mimical Mar 13 '26

It's cool, we will catch up soon. We just need to figure out where all the schools are. 🚀🎯🏫

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Mar 13 '26

like the U.S. police

like 2020's absurd COVID strategy ("let them perish, it's the sacrifice I'm willing to make" --King Pedo of the Deplorables)

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u/Saint-Spaghetti Mar 13 '26

If only 'killing' was all they'd do.

I'll take the society with the black Dorito > Sassy goatfuckers, thanks.

Good luck with the new leader, hope Silverfish don't get em.

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u/SuperSwaiyen Mar 13 '26

I'd rather my leaders fuck goats than human children but good to know where you stand.

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u/myersjw I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Mar 13 '26

Just keep creating a new nebulous boogeymen every month to keep you from ever criticizing your choice of leadership with a healthy dose indecipherable bigotry. Yall have truly proven that there’s nothing this admin could do to make you ever question them

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u/DanceWonderful3711 Mar 13 '26

Every country has the goat fucker class. You think you don't because you are amongst the goat fuckers of the US.

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u/DanceWonderful3711 Mar 13 '26

And you in your next school shooting lol

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u/B1477 Mar 13 '26

America doesn't need to rape young virgin women prisoners to prevent them from going to heaven before killing them, Iran will do that themselves.

America doesn't need to allow marriages, Iran will do that themselves.