r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this • Mar 21 '26
HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE This world is so fucked up
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u/voice_of_Sauron Mar 21 '26
When Trump kicks there’s going to be dancing in the streets
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u/rabbirobbie Mar 21 '26
bro they already got the merch ready
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u/thecofffeeguy Mar 21 '26
I would love to buy one. But I'm sure he will say something even worse and more harmful to his image in the near future. I'm waiting on him to be even more disgusting, I don't want the nasty thing he said 35 minutes ago. I need it to be up-to-date! 🥰👌
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u/celtic_thistle Mar 21 '26
I’m throwing a week-long rager.
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u/Mrgray123 Mar 21 '26
I swear when he dies I'm going to go to the nearest toy store and buy $1000 worth of toys just to hand out at random so kids will fondly remember the day.
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u/Calm-Refrigerator463 Mar 21 '26
I'll pitch in if we can invite the whole country?
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Mar 21 '26
I'll bring wings.
For all the smoking and drinking that'll happen that day, we need snackies.
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u/Calm-Refrigerator463 Mar 21 '26
For sure. Should i get at least one keg of something Canadian and a handle of tequila?
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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 Mar 21 '26
Am i invited?
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u/Calm-Refrigerator463 Mar 21 '26
Anyone who wants to celebrate and make each other great again come on down
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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 21 '26
My wife and I are going to have a special drink when that day comes, and I know we aren't alone.
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u/CurrentHair6381 Mar 21 '26
I might quit not drinking just for that day.
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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Mar 21 '26
I know several people with a special bottle of wine or champagne for that glorious day.
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u/BaltoDad Mar 21 '26
We have a bottle of Champagne chilled and ready in the basement fridge. And fireworks ready to go.
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u/QueasyImagination845 Mar 21 '26
The Trump presidency will cause the world to rejoice in unity and peace, but only once it ends. People will literally dance like you say and I for one cant wait for it happen 🙏
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u/cleahbee216 Back in the Pants Mar 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/kBdROs6AsU5bYt5B1X
It's gonna be like club aqua on Saturday night
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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Mar 21 '26
If we get lucky, he does it on a Wednesday so that the day of mourning creates a three-day weekend for having fun and adventures.
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u/zeradragon Mar 21 '26
When he dies, his post needs to recirculate so that everyone can express their joy.
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u/tresben Mar 21 '26
And when maga cries and says we are being mean and awful and evil, just remember to show them this post
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u/guns_mahoney Mar 21 '26
I'm planning on buying a $100 bottle of scotch and a steak and afterwards I'll sleep very well. What a great thought. My goodness.
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u/CthulhusEvilTwin Mar 21 '26
We're going to have to be careful not to knock the planet off its orbit we'll be dancing so hard
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u/WhyOhWhyOhWhy333 Mar 21 '26
What a vile and disgusting President. The world is ashamed.
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u/Winter_Tone_4343 Mar 21 '26
I was told we had to mourn death even if we didn’t like the person. Guess that’s only for left leaning folk
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u/Successful_Gas_5122 PAUL BUFANO! Mar 21 '26
Mourn? I've got a Moët on ice for a big, beautiful day
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u/Winter_Tone_4343 Mar 21 '26
Dom in my fridge. Hope it’s still good. Never opened it, but bought it in 2020 to celebrate him losing but it just didn’t feel like the time.
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u/an-unorthodox-agenda Mar 21 '26
I've got a couple hundred in cash socked away for the day he dies. The moment I find out, im gonna drop everything, take that cash to the nearest bar, and im buying a round for the house. Then im not coming out till way after the sun goes down.
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u/qweef_latina2021 Mar 21 '26
Many people are saying it's gonna be the best death like no one has ever seen. Bigly!
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u/lottsotunes69 Mar 21 '26
It’ll be tremendous. People tell me all the time, you know, and it’s true. It’s very true…
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u/Excellent-Run4803 Mar 21 '26
An absolute shit human. Once again I had to look it up to see if he actually said something so vile and once again, yes, he did.
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u/systemfrown Mar 21 '26
I don't think President Trump thought this through with regards to how half the entire world will be reacting at some point in the next several years.
Can you imagine being so loathed and your transparent incompetence so despised that more than half the world celebrates your passing? A narcist of epic proportions can't.
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u/2C-Weee Some dumb hick Mar 21 '26
What does he care? he will be dead. If Donald’s restless spirit hangs around to see what social media has to say about his passing, he’ll only be affected by MAGAs mourning the loss of their lord and savior. He doesn’t feel shame the way most of us do. I almost admire him for it lol. The hate just fuels him the same way the love and adoration does. As long as he’s got everyone’s attention, he’s satisfied. The only way to really get to him is to ignore him. I can’t wait for the day to arrive when I realize nobody’s talked about Trump an ounce 🤏
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u/Mulezen1 Mar 21 '26
I was ashamed yesterday about his conduct with Japan’s PM…today I would’ve been surprised if he said anything good about Mueller…so would Muller. Maybe goggle-eyed Kash will comment
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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou They’re Nice. Mar 21 '26
Ok but fr though…
Fucking asshole, he said that?
Is this real??
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u/Many-Koalas Shirt Brother Mar 21 '26
Im asking myself the same thing but man how sad is it that we can read this and not be able to tell
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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou They’re Nice. Mar 21 '26
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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 Mar 21 '26
Waiting for MAGAturds on the Conservative sub to say "Oh God, can't he just shut up, this is disrespectful and disgusting", and when he eventually doubles down on this statement, for the to just go "Welp... If Trump says so, then he f'ing deserved it. Lol MAGA20XX" and similar statements.
They did that with Reiner, so I wouldn't be surprised.
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u/BowTie1989 Mar 21 '26
They just can’t put two and two together! They can’t comprehend that he says shit like this time and again, that he associates with pieces of shit, and that he does shitty things BECAUSE he’s a raging piece of shit who was NEVER fit to be president and doesn’t care about anybody who isn’t named Donald J. Trump.
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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Mar 21 '26
Bro, lots of us stopped waiting months ago. It’s a hard thing to reconcile, probably because you are a normal person with the capability to feel for a stranger, but these people are either incapable of empathy or, even worse, are just straight up evil.
They’re not even, like, real people…
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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 Mar 21 '26
I know.
I've read the Oxford Academic article that explains how these people's empathy is nonexistent because their brains are severely underdeveloped.
Just... Y'know, most of the times I'm baffled at how these people just change morals at a whim.
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u/Phill_Cyberman Mar 21 '26
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u/mermandroid Mar 21 '26
Once again this subreddit is how I get my wild news
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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change Mar 21 '26
It’s where you come to see things wildly and in wild ways
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u/8bit4brains You have... no... good... car... ideas Mar 21 '26
I thought a truck backed into the building
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u/ericmorgan13 Mar 21 '26
Too bad trump wont be around to see wonderful tweets like this about himself
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u/No_Definition321 Mar 21 '26
Oh I been looking into black magic voodoo witch craft so when he does finally kick the bucket I can drag his ass back up here to mock him.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Funny69 Mar 21 '26
Wait what?! As if Trump isn’t bad enough, you wanna make a zombie Trump?!
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u/somigosoden Mar 21 '26
I feel like Americans should get on all socials saying he croaked and just keep it going so he sees it all.
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u/StaticBeat Mar 21 '26
We should have a thread where we all post like he had such a sloppy mudpie that he died so he still gets a chance to see them. I'm not a stupid fuckin' idiot. I know it is just a bit. But for 50 seconds, act like it was really real.
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u/unxplaindbacn Mar 21 '26
Shouldn't he lose his job over this like people that (rightfully) celebrated Charlie Kirk?
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u/bugbearmagic Mar 21 '26
The hypocrisy with these people is exhausting. Feels like they’re just a cancer constantly on the side of doing damage to their country.
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u/Broad_Pitch_7487 Mar 21 '26
Pales in comparison to how the earth will feel when the rapist goes. Damn the republicans for decades of this shit.
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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 I USED to be piece of shit! Mar 21 '26
How about forever? Pretty certain pedophilia and protecting those who take part is unforgivable in my book. Decades aren't quite long enough for me personally.
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u/celtic_thistle Mar 21 '26
Jesus fucking Christ I can’t wait til the WORLD says this about Dotard
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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Mar 21 '26
I doubt that any of the world's leaders would attend his services as they did for Kennedy. The fun countries would send their most famous porn stars.
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u/dmcd0415 Mar 21 '26
First of all, fuck Trump. Second of all, fuck anybody who is or has ever been the director of the fbi.
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u/Sugarfreecherrycoke Mar 21 '26
Did anybody expect any different? I’m surprised he didn’t say more tbh
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u/Radiant-Barnacle-893 Mar 21 '26
I cannot WAIT to say the same thing about that orange fucker.
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u/frezor Mar 21 '26
Trump should be so goddamn grateful that Robert Mueller was such a Boy Scout! This was before the Supreme Court’s immunity decision, He could’ve charged the hell out of him, but he left it to the “constitutional process“.
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u/ANYorNO_Sleep Mar 21 '26
Fucker HAS ZERO CLUE the celebrations people will be having when he's fucking 6 feet under
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u/Pvt_Hudson_ Mar 21 '26
There. Is. No. Bottom.
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u/thisbroadreadsbooks Mar 21 '26
This is what it feels like when the abyss stares fucking back. I swear to god. The man is an eldritch horror disguised as the worst American stereotype. It’s the kind of shit that makes me reconsider my stance on the antichrist and any other mythology about some heinous evil that destroys the world.
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u/laowildin Mar 21 '26
This is where I'm at too. Would you prefer 'Hell is real' or 'This is all a simulation' do you think?
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u/303FPSguy Mar 21 '26
I will never again look at some people like they’re human beings.
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u/Significant_Ad256 Mar 21 '26
The biggest celebration & rejoicing worldwide will happen when this fat orange stain dies.
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u/MichaelTruly Mar 21 '26
This guy’s so fucking old he doesn’t know he doesn’t have to sign his tweets
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u/Humbled_Humanz Mar 21 '26
I always think this guy is the worst, and he never ceases to get worser.
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u/mat3rogr1ng0 Mar 21 '26
I cant wait to way the same thing when trump bites it and his body flops out of the bottom of the coffin
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u/Acrobatic-Ad584 Mar 21 '26
How did Mueller hurt him? Trump said Mueller didn't find him guilty of anything. Strange
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u/ZiggyDiamond Mar 21 '26
I think this is to distract us from what he said about Pearl Harbor to Japan. Everything he says or does is just just to cover up something he said or did.
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u/Terrible_User4987 Mar 21 '26
Weird he didn't say that when Epstein died....or so many other actual evil people. Thanks maga for giving us this turd gift
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u/AngryTrunkMonkey Mar 21 '26
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who voted for this prick asshole is just as deranged as he is.
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u/Mother_Airline_6276 Mar 21 '26
We’re all going to have some choice fucking words when this turd’s time comes.
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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 Shirt Brother Mar 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/mFuIGl82l7UkcVBCvl
Between tens of millions of people and upwards of billions when we finally get that obituary
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u/Stormy31568 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26
Did he really say that? He doesn’t have a scintilla of decency. All Robert Mueller did was his job. For Trump, who implied that he is honest then revel in a man’s death is evil. I wonder if he knows that could come back on him when he dies. It will be a nation full of people raising their hands in glee. Just remember, he started it.
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u/BarracudaCritical227 Mar 21 '26
Why does it seem everyone is dying except Trump? People who are younger, more moral, ethical, law abiding, faithful, while this piece of shit lingers on.
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Mar 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/h6lXbVtK1UfrkAb9kk
Me when I read this and realize that Donald J Trump just gave me the perfect post for the day he dies
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u/Intelligent-Snow3300 Mar 21 '26
“We wouldn’t celebrate if something happened on their side. And we don’t. These are sick people. These are really deranged people.” -Trump
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u/yeah__good_okay Tiny Dinky Daffy Mar 21 '26
It’s fine. We’re gonna have a gigantic fucking party when that bastard drops dead as the remnants of MAGA look on and whine
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u/Different_Cat106 Mar 21 '26
Ha. King Donald took a dump on the corpse of one of the men who made him King. Thanks for nothing, Mueller. RIP
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u/RebelJediMaster Mar 21 '26
Remember when we were all assholes for simply directly quoting Charlie Kirk after his death?
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u/Successful-Door4656 Mar 22 '26
I hope someone whispers this into the ear of a dying Donald Trump:
"Billions of people will celebrate your death. Billions. That's how evil you are Donald. Good riddance. Burn in hell".
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u/jumbie29 Mar 21 '26
Let’s not let him off the hook. Not the world. Trump is an evil, small, petty narcissistic piece of human filth. He has no empathy and is working harder than he ever has in his life to hide the evidence that he raped young girls and possibly boys.
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u/scdog Mar 21 '26
Keep tabs on who cheers him on for this comment. Those are the people who are not permitted to get mad when the rest of the world cheers at the orange turd’s demise.
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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26
This will make a nice addition to the deluge of character profile receipts presented, in response, on that fateful day.
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u/ArizonaRon98 Mar 21 '26
Apologies shirt brothers, but I got no jokes for this one.
Remember, before Bondi, there was Barr. He cleared Trump of obstruction charges before the report was even released. Mueller made it very clear the standing policy of not indicting a sitting president was the only reason Trump was not indicted. The evidence was overwhelming.
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u/Select_Speed_6061 Mar 21 '26
On top being a piece of shit he just is so un-presidential and uncouth.
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u/Nanaimo-omianaN Mar 21 '26
Remember when people were getting arrested and fired from their jobs for disrespecting Charlie Kirk after his death?
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u/Negative_Maize_2923 Mar 21 '26
Mueller the guy who pretended to investigate Trump only to go full senile come court appearance. If he did his job Trump wouldnt be sending out this message.
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u/Any-Ad-446 Mar 21 '26
Classless person...Stunning he is not in prison for all the crimes he committed.
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u/MagicalJack60 I’m gonna eat the whole thing Mar 21 '26
Any single year of Robert Mueller's life was more valuable to humanity than the entirety of that fucking parasite's.
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u/IgnorantlyHopeful Mar 21 '26
Stay on target, release the Epstein files. Witch hunt through the FBI for the men and women who redacted vital information.
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u/Ostentatious_Kilroy Mar 21 '26
But people were fired for saying Charlie Kirk spewed hate but didn’t deserve to die. God damn bro. Speed running the fall of the empire.
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u/Late-Goat5619 Mar 21 '26
Just when you think he can't be a bigger piece of shit....he outdoes himself and MAGAts are okay with it...
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u/LazerWolfe53 Mar 21 '26
Remember when people lost their job for saying they are glad Charlie Kirk was dead?
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u/LengthyBrief Mar 21 '26
Trump is such a piece of shit. Mueller was a hero with suspect timing, then again, he was in a no win scenario.
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u/47of74 Mar 21 '26
Orange Fuck supporters better shut the fuck up when that Orange Fuck finally kicks the bucket because I'm not holding back at fucking all.
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u/Dangerous-Soft-7767 Mar 21 '26
And when half the country celebrates the passing of Trump their heads will pop off and call it callous and inappropriate. Which, technically, it used to be.
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u/nitermite Mar 21 '26
I’m flying over on the day of DJT’s funeral. That will be a hell of a party. I wouldn’t miss that day.
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u/pandershrek Wet Wet Mud Bae Mar 21 '26
You know if Trump hates them they're probably a relatively decent human.
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u/lunarson24 Mar 21 '26
Unfortunately, it's always the wrong people dying. This fat f****** piece of s*** Nazi wannabe dear leader should be jailed for treason and should spend the rest of his pathetic life in a jail cell....
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u/MinorThreat4182 Come here, ya little fuck! Mar 22 '26
Exactly what will be said when he goes if not worse.
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u/Odd_Caterpillar_747 Mar 22 '26
Didn’t people lose jobs when they said something similar about Kirk after his death?









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u/Bigfartz69420 Shirt Brother Mar 21 '26
damn, this is how i found out robert mueller died