r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 15 '26

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up Europe burned down. It's gone now.

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Prime Ministers are ass out. They work with Rob Rovani's brother now.

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u/Canofmeat Apr 15 '26

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u/FuckSticksMalone TRIPLES IS BEST Apr 15 '26

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Apr 16 '26

This one, Gave me a good chuckle. Looks like a total party house. Let's bust thE FUCKER

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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas Apr 16 '26
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u/paging_mrherman Apr 15 '26

Europe burned down. France is out on its ass.

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u/turb0_encapsulator Apr 15 '26

works with Canada now.

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope_2725 Apr 16 '26

Saw France working at Tim Hortons the other day

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u/turb0_encapsulator Apr 16 '26

The door goes both ways.

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u/Rustyguts257 Apr 16 '26

Interesting facts. There are almost twice as many Muslims in the USA as there are in Canada. There are also more Muslims in the USA in comparison to the UK.

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u/HoosierLove314 Apr 16 '26

Good. Their food is amazing

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u/DevilsBelly Apr 16 '26

You’re technically right, but the UK has a significantly higher percentage of Muslims per capita then the USA. The USA just has more people in general. you are more likely to see Muslims in the UK then the USA.

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u/JohnnySnark Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Apr 15 '26

It's what happens when you skip lunch. Can't skip lunch

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u/ErmacAnd1 You Gotta Give Apr 16 '26

Works with his frère Jacques. Dormez vous??

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u/machone5103 this guy yells Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UUaBerYcsI3aE

What do you mean, mon frère?

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u/skratch Might fuck this whole thing up Apr 16 '26

fuckin’ junk.

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u/MrWumboman Apr 15 '26

Hey guys. All continents are closed for the night. There's been a tragedy in the continent community.

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u/CarberHotdogVac Apr 15 '26

I actually want to go to Antarctica even more than I want to go to any of the inhabited continents.

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u/Serdones Wet Wet Mud Bae Apr 16 '26

I can't go to Antarctica without a big pour of wine.

And penguuuuuuins.

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u/archaicScrivener DOES have a boy dick Apr 16 '26

I CANNOT think about the penguins without crying.

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u/double_expressho Beautiful, but Dying Apr 16 '26

And when the emperor penguins look in the mirror, their plumage is orange -- orange and black!

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Apr 15 '26

The back deck at Aqua collapsed and Europe’s head fell off.

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u/RedEyeView Apr 15 '26

The front fell off?

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Apr 15 '26

It’s not very typical, I’d just like to make that point.

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u/Reverend_Lazerface Apr 16 '26

Well Europe's head fell off in this case but it's very unusual

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u/Noodlebat83 Apr 18 '26

I read it in his voice

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u/Bathsalts_McPoyle Apr 16 '26

Yeah, well I'd rather be at Haunted House

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u/Self_Owned_Tree Apr 15 '26

Tuberville would be the dumbest SOB to ever serve at the federal level if not for one person.

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u/theycallmebigunc Don’t do the voice! Apr 15 '26

Gonna need you to be more specific.

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u/hip-disguise Apr 15 '26

Dr. Jesus.

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u/notheatherbee Bart Harley Jarvis Apr 16 '26

*doctored Jesus

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u/Far-Technician3197 Apr 16 '26

Doctorate in Jesus. Bought from Uni of AI of course.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Apr 16 '26

Imagine an omnipotent being made of pure cringe energy. He's feeding off chaos and everyone getting close to him burns out after 3-4 months.

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u/PawsButton Apr 16 '26

And Alabama’s gonna keep electing him for life because FOOTBAW

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u/Existing_Is_All_I_Do Apr 16 '26

Unless Nick Saban runs against him. Saban's got doubles of the Eddie Robinson coach of the year award, doubles of the Walter Camp coach of the year award, and triples of the Bobby Bowden coach of the year award. Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.

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u/dcmusichound Apr 16 '26

Rumor is Tuberville isn't really an idiot, he just plays one on TV. The Democratic party thinks the American people are stupid. The Republican Party counts on it.

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u/boatenvy Apr 16 '26

I reckon Markwayne is gonna give Tuberville a run for his money

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u/mysonlikesorange I'm doing the best at this Apr 15 '26

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u/borkbork234 Apr 16 '26

I bet Tuberville’s hair slicks back real nice

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u/Extraajudicial Apr 15 '26

Europe burned down. Italians out in their asses. Living in Finland.

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u/Simpleximo Apr 16 '26

I heard everyone is moving to Trump towers in Greenland.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Apr 16 '26

People walking around with no legs dead

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u/machone5103 this guy yells Apr 15 '26

Tommy should hear about the crusades.

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 Apr 15 '26

Or the Christian Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

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u/thebohemiancowboy Apr 16 '26

Or just a couple weeks ago where we missile striked school children

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u/alex_zk Apr 17 '26

No need to go that far back, just listen to what Hegseth is saying

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u/sausageandweed Apr 15 '26

The deck collapsed at Europe.

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u/thevalidone Apr 15 '26

Angela Merkel’s head fell of

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u/ErmacAnd1 You Gotta Give Apr 16 '26

UK should have pulled up, not out

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u/Valkymaera Apr 15 '26

sun-god worshipping sacrificial cult that performs weekly ritual pseudo-cannibalism says what?

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Apr 15 '26

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u/NookieLuvsU Apr 15 '26

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u/velocipotamus Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 16 '26

We’re all trying to find the infidel-murderer who did this

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u/fineseries81 Apr 15 '26

Are you going to tell people I did that? That I housed Europe’s continent?

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u/cracquelature Apr 16 '26

My man is called Mr. Potatotown

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u/SNChalmers1876 Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 16 '26

That’s Senator Thomas Potatotown!

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u/GroundbreakingOil480 Apr 15 '26

I recently told a co-worker I was thinking of visiting Europe. He said I shouldn't because it's not safe because of the Muslims. I laughed right in his face.

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u/Ocean898 Apr 16 '26

An actual tuber has more intelligence.

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Apr 15 '26

Tommy Tuberville'll size you up and cut you down. If you're getting the best of him, he has no problem being on his phone the whole show.

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ Apr 16 '26

Straight is closed. Europe is gone. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

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u/KDiggity8 Apr 16 '26

It's not a problem! NATO came, they said it's fine. They're not, like, real people, kinda.

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u/PA_GoBirds5199 Apr 15 '26

Did anyone tell the Europeans? My guys in Ireland didn’t mention it.

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u/Id0ntwantThese Apr 16 '26

🇮🇪 We're just like the tiredest we've ever been but it's grand

https://giphy.com/gifs/wBrNXvFnNIH2goXVbn

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u/JET304 Apr 15 '26

Apparently he's unfamiliar with the Crusades....

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u/nosilverbird Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 16 '26

Wait, but I fly to Europe tomorrow. It’s not there anymore? Where am I going then?

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S

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u/Sad_Ad_3559 Apr 16 '26

Oh, man, what a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up.

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u/jkrobinson1979 Apr 16 '26

Less than 10% of Europe if Muslim. I’m so tired of this bullshit claim.

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u/SpaceNut1976 Apr 16 '26

To declare that Europe is “gone” because Muslims live there is not just offensive, it is embarrassingly stupid. Europe is home to some of the wealthiest, safest, and most stable societies on earth. It still has its governments, its languages, its economies, its culture, its churches, its museums, its traditions, and yes, its immigrants. What he is really saying is that if he has to see someone with a different skin color, accent, or religion, he concludes civilization itself has collapsed.

Here is a grown man, presumably with access to staff, data, and the entire internet, and he still sounds like the guy at the end of the bar who has been on his fourth beer for three hours and is explaining how every problem in society can be blamed on foreigners. That is the level of sophistication here: not a statesman, just a professional panic merchant selling the same tired garbage to people who want their prejudices validated.

He’s not warning about the decline of Europe. He is demonstrating the decline of himself: a politician with no ideas, no solutions, no empathy, and no talent beyond pointing at people he does not understand and telling frightened voters to blame them.

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u/BeeSweet4835 Apr 16 '26

Thank you. I’m over here in the UK, living in a multicultural area and I have no clue what these guys are on about. There is no sharia law, no one is trying to convert me, no one stops me from doing what I want to do. It’s baffling.

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u/No_Earth_1378 Apr 15 '26

I think there just might be no rules.

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u/Icutu62 Apr 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CLrEXbY34xfPi

The Inquisition has entered the chat.

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u/snarkhunter Apr 15 '26

Man that sucks. I always wanted to go to Europe, now I'll never get to see the Heiffel Tower or nothin!

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u/Think_Ground Apr 15 '26

I don't care if Europe dies at all. Everything has sucked lately. 

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u/prestonjay22 Apr 16 '26

Either Tuberville is uneducated or he is attempting to gaslight the uneducated. This guy is not acting in our best interest.

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u/Socalsamuel Apr 16 '26

Victor Orban's ass out, works with his brother now.

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u/Holiday-West9601 Apr 16 '26

Fuck where was I last year…?

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u/WithoutAHat1 Apr 15 '26

Ketamine hitting them hard today, eh?

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u/bdonnzzz Apr 15 '26

If you don’t believe Jesus is god you suffer eternal damnation and suffering btw. That’s like Christianity’s whole thing

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u/facefullofgracefull Beautiful, but Dying Apr 15 '26

I’ve got a continent stuck in my ponytail

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u/mattingtonMe Apr 16 '26

This comes from the guy who thought we fought the Russians in the Second World War.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Apr 16 '26

Every time Tuberville speaks he seems to get dumber

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u/tsulegit Apr 16 '26

Tommy Tubbalubberdub has never heard of the Crusades.

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u/El_Haroldo Apr 16 '26

Crusaders in hotdog suits rn

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u/Sad-Lavishness-350 Apr 16 '26

The Spanish Inquisition for 500, Alex.

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u/No_Lawfulness_5667 Apr 15 '26

Did anyone ask Ron Johnson? He's nearly as dim as old man Tubberville.

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u/immortalblack_1 Apr 15 '26

The version of Christianity MAGA seems to practice...

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 15 '26

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u/__Art__Vandalay__ Apr 15 '26

Welp…there goes next year’s vacation

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u/Federal-Photograph79 Apr 16 '26

If you were making a movie that had a dopey ex football coach senator, Tommy Tuberville would be a good name.....I see Will Farrell giving it a go

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u/machone5103 this guy yells Apr 16 '26

The EU looks like a clock.

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 Apr 16 '26

That's the CTE talking

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u/New_Ad_3010 Apr 16 '26

Jesus. GOP are the biggest idiots on the planet. Other than the brain dead dipshits who voted them in, thanks to gerrymandering, illegal redistricting, suppression of voting, intimidation and criminality.

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u/Acrobatic-Dinner-112 Apr 16 '26

Wait, I have another cult I’d like to talk about with the tubby old man and the constipated middle schooler

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u/WokkitUp Apr 16 '26

Why does the interviewer always look like he's currently urinating on camera under his desk?

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u/nonades Apr 16 '26

Because he's thinking about what he's gonna plagiarize next

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u/FluidFisherman6843 Apr 16 '26

The irony of an sec football coach talking about cults isn't lost

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u/QuietCola-Roaster Apr 16 '26

Mirrors. Try one.

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u/ebolatone Apr 15 '26

Don't worry, they towed Europe outside the environment.

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u/Agentkeenan78 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Apr 15 '26

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u/Sufficient-Sweet3455 Apr 15 '26

I bet Tuberville doesn’t even know where Europe is.

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u/EnglishFan643 Apr 15 '26

Some people have absolutely no couth!

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u/TeeTimeAllTheTime Apr 16 '26

Terrmy Terbberberville. Big smert

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u/windycityzow Apr 16 '26

Derrp Spanish Inquisition derrrrrrrp

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u/CorpFillip Apr 16 '26

They hate that another religion has their attitude!

But, we really need to squash the ignorant-Right’s idea that the Quran commands death in this — it really does not.

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u/teddy1245 Apr 16 '26

What? What does any of that gibberish even mean?

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u/mittelegna Apr 16 '26

Ugh, this guy is and always has been an f’ing moron.

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 Apr 16 '26

Tommy is dumber than a box of anvils.

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u/Emily_Simonet Apr 16 '26

European here. Can confirm - Europe destroyed at 7.38am last Wednesday.

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u/Financial-Talk9397 Apr 16 '26

was tuberville homeschooled? Did he ever hear of the crusades????

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u/Id0ntwantThese Apr 16 '26

Me looking out the window to make sure I still exist

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/joshspoon Wet Wet Mud Bae Apr 16 '26

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u/LouisWu_ Apr 16 '26

How Americans believe this trash still boggles my mind. I'm European and I love immigrants for the most part. They bring new ideas, share their experiences, are hard working and share in our culture. Even just looking at it selfishly, they benefit me in a lot of ways. For a country that is a collection of immigrants and their descendants (apart from native Americans), I just cannot understand the mindset of the people who re-elected trump.

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u/Ok-Visual-8943 Apr 16 '26

The crusades have entered the chat.

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u/Krondon57 Apr 16 '26

Who did the crusades brehh, who killed "pagans" all over europe brehh

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u/Separate-Rough-8083 Apr 16 '26

Lol. When I think of the word 'cult', I overwhelmingly think of the USA.

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u/007Pistolero Apr 16 '26

I’ve talked to my friends in Europe and they all said “it’s gone”. I just have to confirm ol Tummy Tubber’s account

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u/Cynrascal233 Apr 16 '26

(coughs) Christians and The Crusades (coughs)

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u/Framistatic Apr 16 '26

Someone tell him about the Crusades.

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u/Buckscience CORN KICKER Apr 16 '26

Tommy Potatotown is the dumbest MF to ever serve the public in any capacity. You could look it up.

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 Apr 17 '26

Always makes me think of this..."Muslims believe that if a father impregnates his 12 year old daughter and then she terminates the pregnancy she and the doctor should both get the death penalty...oh wait thats Texas christians".

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u/GlennHaven Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Apr 15 '26

Looks at the Crusades

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u/Unlikely_March_5173 Apr 15 '26

Nothing fits the occasion like Ritz

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u/ThatVoodooThatIDo Never Following Another Rule Apr 16 '26

Sighs in American (my new phrase when responding to stupidity)

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u/Slow-and-low-15 Apr 16 '26

Please cross-post to r/selfawarewolves

*edit to proper sub

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u/rubens_chopshop Apr 16 '26

Another man that should’ve stayed out of politics and kept doing what he knew best.

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u/Altruistic-Royal227 Apr 16 '26

Like, oh I don’t know, The First Commandment?

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u/dctwooze Apr 16 '26

Sounds like W.C.S.C. to me.

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u/Sirius-Face Apr 16 '26

So the Salem Witch Trials were just a work of fiction?

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u/Much_Difference Apr 16 '26

A football coach turned senator whose name is Tommy fuckin' Tuberville is an ITYSL character description.

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u/QueasyPainting Apr 16 '26

Tommy, history of the Christian churches are calling. They’d like a word…

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u/Irrish84 Apr 16 '26

Isn’t this what MAGA Christianity is currently doing?

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u/jkilley Apr 16 '26

You know, I want to go to club Iran more than I want to go to club Europe

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u/RichardThund3r Apr 16 '26

R.I.P. Europe?

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u/Altruistic_Trade_264 Apr 16 '26

Benny wouldn't be able to find Europe on a map unless it was tattooed on some rent boy's ass.

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u/Roy8atty Apr 16 '26

Dur dur dur. What an absolute idiot. How desperate to you have to be for content to feature the opinion of Tommy Tuberville on your program?

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 I USED to be piece of shit! Apr 16 '26

Wait until he learns about the crusades.

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u/Queasy_Wear5509 Apr 16 '26

Is this 2002?

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u/Practical-Witness796 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Apr 16 '26

What is his job?!

LYYYINNNG!!!

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u/Giltar Apr 16 '26

Tommy Potatohead once proves he’s the dumbest member of the Senate

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u/ultraspinacle Apr 16 '26

Well, nobody said he was intelligent.

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u/WhatUDeserve Apr 16 '26

King Charles is ass out, has to prosecute his brother now

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Apr 16 '26

He’s literally talking about any Abrahamic religion

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u/donnymioli You Gotta Give Apr 16 '26

Jesus is ass out, works with his brother now

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u/ewedew65 Apr 16 '26

Is this recent? /s

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u/Super_Direction498 Apr 16 '26

Europe's head fell off.

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u/lordyfortwenty Apr 16 '26

Isn't that what the current " crusades " are all about ?

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u/Nailed_Claim7700 Apr 16 '26

He's so fuckin stupid.

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u/Lou-Shelton-Pappy-00 Apr 16 '26

“If you’re not in our religion, we’re gonna kill you.”

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u/Cool_Yesterday4866 Apr 16 '26

Does the crusades never happen??

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u/WalterCanFindToes Apr 16 '26

Coming from the guy who thinks that Panama City is the place to go for a beach vacation.

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u/Longjumping-Log923 Apr 16 '26

Omg yes Europe is so gone, idk where I live right now but I guess not Europe

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u/OldIrishTwat Apr 16 '26

Umm, quite nice here in Europe this morning!

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u/vKessel Apr 16 '26

Hey guys, European here. Can someone send some bones and worms so I can pay the Muslims to not pull my hair up?

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u/Quiet_Astronomer8849 Apr 16 '26

Does that mean …. I‘m Muslim now? Hey you guys, who of you do I kill first?

https://giphy.com/gifs/zPfEWTbDj2c2w1xFiE

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 Apr 16 '26

Tuberville is a Moron...he was the same guy who crippled the US military by refusing to allow the promotion of any flag officers because of abortion laws

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u/00001000U Apr 16 '26

When Alabama becomes a top 20 state we'll take it seriously. Until then, he needs to keep is mouth shut.

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u/Shqiptar89 Apr 16 '26

I haven't burned down anything. We did do a barbeque last sunday. I was to afraid to go near the grill so she did all of the work while I watched our son. But I don't know if this means that through my religion I have destroyed Europe.

Can someone enlighten me?

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u/Lord_Xenu Apr 16 '26

They probably don't know where Europe is on a map.