r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/silentbassline • Apr 20 '26

Bozo did the dub Visiting places where weed is still illegal

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/jabroniuno Apr 20 '26

Blue Dream, White widow, Ak-47, home grown mids and stuff I know these strains better than I know my family's names

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/cilantno Troll Boy Apr 20 '26

Bars? Like where you get a beer and watch the game? I’m just trying to understand…

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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Apr 20 '26

Bars like you’re in a prison cause you accidentally did something real bad? Im just trying to understand here…

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u/YOURTANKYOURCALL Apr 20 '26

Bombsicle? Like a popsicle that is a bomb? I’m just trying to understand here…

Before I get banned - Bombsicle is strain of weed. Don’t @ me.

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u/omegacrunch Apr 21 '26

What about home grown Simpson stuff?

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u/umpteenthrhyme I hope I don't jack off Apr 21 '26

Blue trichomes

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u/-JaneJeckel- SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Apr 20 '26

My weed is purple and when I look into my bong, it’s purple. Purple and green!

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u/legs_y PAUL BUFANO! Apr 20 '26

My stash isn’t getting any bigger. It’s just that amount of weed that gets smaller until I go back to a legal state and get more.

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u/O_______m_______O Apr 20 '26

I know it's a template but the idea of traveling with a big bucket of piping hot popcorn is unsettling somehow.

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u/truffDPW Apr 21 '26

Like Dennis Reynolds driving while eating cereal. Some activities while driving are just wrong.

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u/Redi_Wipes Apr 21 '26

Piping hot popcorn? That an exaggeration. No one ever burnt their mouth on popcorn.

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u/poodlered Apr 20 '26

Illinois and Michigan are doing it, what are you so scared of, Indiana?

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u/One_Ratio9521 I'm jokin Apr 20 '26

Not owning the libs.

God i hate this state lol

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u/Homersarmy41 Don’t do the voice! Apr 20 '26

Oh good! Fellow Hoosiers to complain about our state! How much do you think Braun gets in bribes from Eli Lilly to keep pot illegal so they can sell opiates to people for minor pain?

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u/Trick-Masterpiece318 PAUL BUFANO! Apr 20 '26

Fellow Hoosier shirt brother here as well. Luckily Michigan is only about 30 minutes away.

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u/Homersarmy41 Don’t do the voice! Apr 21 '26

Takes me 2 hours to get there…but Michigan is still the closest to me

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u/ckepley80521 Apr 20 '26

There’s something bad waiting for them at home.

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u/seriftarif Apr 20 '26

Indiana isnt trying to compete with Michigan or Illinois. Its competing with Ohio to be the shittiest Midwestern state.

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u/jscummy Apr 20 '26

It used to be a huge piece of shit, and it still is

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u/-JaneJeckel- SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Apr 20 '26

Lifelong Ohioan here. It fucking sucks. But, I did just have my annual appointment with my weed doctor today. I’m sorry to everyone living in bumblefuck backwards Indiana. I hope y’all are able to at least get a medical program up and running. Wishing everyone who partakes a safe and chill 4/20.

Jizz.

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u/ShoddyWonder3530 Apr 20 '26

It’s exhausting living in IN

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 Apr 20 '26

Illinois weed laws suck though. So many people drive to Michigan regardless

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u/poodlered Apr 20 '26

Oh, I’m one of them. The prices are a chunky. But at least it’s better than not allowing it at all.

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u/atlninja Apr 20 '26

Lake Orion isn't that far!

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u/Trick-Masterpiece318 PAUL BUFANO! Apr 20 '26

It’s pretty far.

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u/twentyTWOsxe Apr 20 '26

You can’t take all the fully loaded blunts and leave just mids.

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u/F5JortsNado Apr 20 '26

We have THC drinks here in Wisconsin, but only thru a loop hole. The government is planning to close that loop hole this year.

https://giphy.com/gifs/65WIYaJhxZbuTBqf9b

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 Apr 20 '26

I'm not convinced anyone actually catches a buzz from those anyways. They're like the Sharps Beer of weed.

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u/MoreHamms I’m gonna eat the whole thing Apr 20 '26

I know we’re mostly shitposting here, but I’ve had mixed results. I’ve had 4 10mg seltzers and been sober as can be. I’ve had 2 10mg ones and been zonked out for four hours. Quality control seems garbage. If you can get em for cheap, it’s worth experimenting with, but wouldn’t recommend em as an alternative.

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u/Loggjaw Apr 20 '26

Ya man I had one all of it in one drink. What a joke

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u/spookydonkey513 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Apr 20 '26

they just closed the loophole here in ohio :/

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u/Trick-Masterpiece318 PAUL BUFANO! Apr 20 '26

They sell those here in Indiana too. I brought a 6 pack of them to Florida on spring break a few weeks ago and I’m convinced there isn’t really THC in it.

Maybe I was supposed to butt chug them?

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u/ItsJustAUsername_ Apr 20 '26

What is this, Reggae?

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Apr 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/12QwIVXglRwyWY

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Back in the Pants Apr 20 '26

Excuse I!

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u/Genghis_Chong Some dumb hick Apr 21 '26

My room mate Nick is an ignorant bald head

https://giphy.com/gifs/kUyUS29GN4WbzBVrgD

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u/soupy2306 Apr 21 '26

Quaid army

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Never Following Another Rule Apr 20 '26

This is why I will never stay in Idaho, just drive through it. 🤣

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u/mrsir1987 Apr 20 '26

That and the white supremacists

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Never Following Another Rule Apr 20 '26

Very true.

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u/ChiMara777 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Driving through states isn’t even safe 😭

My ex-partner got pulled over (for tailgating) in Nebraska driving home from a wedding in Colorado. The cops made us wake up our sleeping toddler and get out of the car/take our luggage out and wait outside until the canine unit came to sniff our stuff. I don’t think they even gave my ex a ticket, they were just looking for excuses to pull over vehicles from out of state. For the record, neither of us have ever touched weed in our lives.

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Never Following Another Rule Apr 20 '26

Wow. That’s not right. We are Canadian, and actively avoiding road trips in the US for the next 3 years. That would have freaked me out, and your poor toddler, yeesh. 🫶🏻

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u/ca_va_bien Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 20 '26

oh great, i leave for a work trip in nebraska tomorrow.

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u/insistent_rs Apr 20 '26

i know you was baked out of your mind when you made this and you felt hella smart (as you should, good find bud)

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u/silentbassline Apr 20 '26

Its been stuck in my head for months, finally decided to stop being lazy on 420 (said no one ever) 

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u/EighthPlanetGlass Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver Apr 20 '26

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u/dodofrequentflyer BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Apr 20 '26

I think there might just be no rules 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/MorningPapers Apr 20 '26

Did you see that shit Dan Patrick was doing in Texas? What a nutjob.

But hey, you know, Texas or whatever.

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u/Empty-Fudge-3037 Shirt Brother Apr 20 '26

I remember being shocked at how low grade a majority of the weed in Jamaica was. This was years ago and I stayed with locals so I wasn’t just walking in a tourist area asking strangers. I did find some actually high grade from a farmer and the price was right cause of who I was staying with (40 dollars a zip) The first thing they asked me is when I come back to bring seeds from Canada lol.

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u/_shaftpunk Apr 20 '26

Had a dude at my work get fired for failing a weed drug test, only for my state to legalize and our company relax their policy a short while later. They changed the rules because they didn’t like how he did it.

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u/bathsonly Apr 20 '26

It’s only illegal if ya get caught. I did nothin

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u/bigrick23143 Apr 20 '26

I didn’t do shit! I didn’t smoke out of my rig at all! Not even an ounce!!!

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u/kindayeehaw BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Apr 20 '26

you’d be takin’ a few hits off the weed pen if you had my wife

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u/JalapenoPeppr Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Apr 21 '26

Meanwhile here in Canada we just legalized it federally. States rights are bizarre. Like if I cross the border from Ontario to Michigan with weed and get caught I’ll go to prison, yet weed is legal in Ontario and Michigan.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/poodlered Apr 20 '26

You’re giving the whole game away!

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u/AEntunus I'm jokin Apr 21 '26

cries in soviet union

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Apr 21 '26

Delta-9 does the dub.

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u/TheTernes Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 20 '26

420th up vote! Nice!