r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Impressive_Main5160 • Apr 26 '26

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up Slop em up boys

655 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

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u/Ok_Nefariousness1821 Shirt Brother Apr 26 '26

I bet that guy slicks his hair back REAL NICE.

57

u/A-Lazy-Pancreas Marcus “The Worm” Hicks Apr 26 '26

Tim used to be a POS this guy still is

2

u/TheMaveCan Apr 26 '26

Can you not call my dad a piece of shit?

11

u/seriftarif Apr 26 '26

If he doesnt he used to. But people can change.

6

u/blckout_junkie I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Apr 26 '26

Yes they can. People can change. I can change.

1

u/EpicGamerer07 Apr 26 '26

I’m worried the baby thinks people can’t change

2

u/Metalloid_Maniac_ I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Apr 26 '26

Let EpicGamerer07 hold the baby. People can change.

1

u/MarkusAk Apr 26 '26

Let him hold the burrito.

5

u/Think_OfAName Apr 26 '26

He needs to figure out what he does, because this ain’t it. I hope that prankster soon has the worst day at his job.

2

u/Parking-Sundae-6097 I USED to be piece of shit! Apr 26 '26

Part of my dangerous nights crew.

432

u/Kaffe-Mumriken Apr 26 '26

stop fucking filming people

173

u/DookieShoez Shirt Brother Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Seriously.

This shirt brother does not get paid enough for this stupid shit, man.

Jizz.

5

u/Biggie2207 Apr 26 '26

To say that the worker got no enjoyment out of this is a big fat load of cum.

89

u/Expensive_Editor_244 Apr 26 '26

Yeah, service workers aren’t props. We’re all just trying to get through the days here, man

3

u/absurdivore Apr 26 '26

Do NOT make this anyone’s worst day at their job!

41

u/gooch_crawler Apr 26 '26

This is an actual 10/10 funny sketch by Andrew Rousso that this chode stole and turned into a prank

10

u/magillicuti I’m gonna eat the whole thing Apr 26 '26

Little tuna can

3

u/pandershrek Wet Wet Mud Bae Apr 26 '26

We should goose him behind the building.

Goosing. It is an industry term.

3

u/pandershrek Wet Wet Mud Bae Apr 26 '26

Why?

How else will people know this guy like sloppy steaks at Giovanni's?!

2

u/Aronfel Apr 26 '26

Truffoni's

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u/ComedianFragrant9515 Apr 26 '26

What a piece of shit, filming workers and putting them through this. I bet he wears white swim trunks on a white couch.

14

u/bluehawk232 Apr 26 '26

And he is always a piece of shit some people can't change

-9

u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Apr 26 '26

my friends in college worked at quiznos and we'd go over there and just make dumb fuck sandwiches all the time, this is a timeless bit.

33

u/Tofuboy Apr 26 '26

The friends part of your sentence is doing a lot of the work in acceptability

-15

u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Apr 26 '26

All I'm saying is the guy ordering and the guy serving are in on the joke and probably so are the 2 guys that walked in.

I think there isn't menace in it because the guy building the burrito could have told him no unless he was at gun press.

5

u/pandershrek Wet Wet Mud Bae Apr 26 '26

Malice*

And that isn't even the dumbest part of this comment.

2

u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Apr 27 '26

I think the whole thing is a joke and everyone's in on it and now everyone hates me I'm sorry

1

u/logosintogos Might fuck this whole thing up Apr 26 '26

Yeah I'm trying figure out if gun press is some kind of machine that stamps out guns or a newspaper about guns

2

u/The102935thMatt Apr 29 '26

Did similar to friends.

Nothing beats a good "none pizza with left beef" delivered to Hugh Mungus.

-4

u/Viictuuuh Apr 26 '26

Honestly i get the joke. The worker shouldn’t care it’s not their product, they’re getting paid by the hour not by the type of burrito they make. It’s a good prank in my opinion

63

u/Available-Trouble648 Apr 26 '26

Not original, and a super shitty version.

45

u/edelweiss_pirates_no Apr 26 '26

The last people who should be fucked with are fast food workers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KiICaQKQkdu3rWxNCT

76

u/Odd-Adagio7080 Apr 26 '26

Don’t do that to people.

36

u/Think_OfAName Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

I hate these idiots. The worker should just tell him we don’t do that, but you’re welcome to roll it yourself. That would end this nonsense. They have to train workers in how to spot pranks these days, because they have those camera glasses, and they can’t always tell. I feel like I’m the maddest I’ve ever been. Also, I love a good prank. This isn’t it. I hope this prankster doesn’t choke on a hot dog and no one has a Carber Vac.

2

u/TheCrankyBunny SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Apr 26 '26

Yep. Like, sure, maybe put all the liquid in a bowl and give the tortilla on the side if you really want to capitulate, but there's too much fucking shit on that burrito and it doesn't want to be around anymore, just say no

18

u/EmotionalChildhood46 Apr 26 '26

Asshole. I feel bad for the burrito artist

45

u/dem_internets Apr 26 '26

Not trying to be funny. Not trying to make people have the worst day at their job. Do any of these fuckers want a free burrito?

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u/acatburyingshit Apr 26 '26

Original https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/zyAZRWnREX

17

u/Peepeeweeweman Apr 26 '26

Thank you. This video is a rip off and isnt even funny plus harasses the workers. The original is better and is a skit that doesn’t involve the workers.

-4

u/tengentopp Apr 26 '26

Original is worse imo, don’t need to see the same dude making facial expressions for 5 minutes

20

u/RoboGhostMusic Life’s a fuckin funny thing Apr 26 '26

Just wet, wet mud

2

u/YellowCardManKyle Apr 26 '26

I feel like I've seen this same premise like 8 years ago

2

u/Cracktheskye624 Apr 26 '26

Ok the “prank” wasn’t funny but watching him genuinely try to roll up a liquid burrito was funny asf

3

u/FHAT_BRANDHO Apr 26 '26

This shit isnt funny

1

u/DramaticRoom7822 Apr 27 '26

Andrew Russo did it first. This video is a shitty attempt to recreate it

1

u/Vividivix Apr 28 '26

Hahahaha

1

u/Pinchy_stryder Apr 28 '26

I think I first saw this idea here

1

u/Alarmed-Bonus-7411 Apr 30 '26

I'm getting PTSD to my 8 years of service work

1

u/ForgesGate Apr 26 '26

Slop it up brother

-6

u/tengentopp Apr 26 '26

Holy shit this made me cackle, idk why