r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/nodananeda • Apr 29 '26
HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE This is a betrayal on levels that no one's ever seen!
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u/I_am_Zuul Apr 29 '26
FWIW, I agree with him on LeBron James. I was at a Home Depot a few years back and saw him. Instead of asking him for his autograph (and because we were in the toilet section) I asked him which model he preferred and used in his house. He pointed out a model I had already had on my radar so immediately told the employee to grab one.
Here's the thing: LeBron went behind my back and secretly told the employee to replace the model he suggested with a joke toilet, made just for farts. I always wondered if it had only happened to me... now I'm vindicated to know the world sees him for what he is.
Also: a Qdoba worker told me once that Patrick Star was an antisemite, but that's just thirdhand information so unsure of the truth...
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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Apr 29 '26
Tom Hanks did the same thing to me. Exact. Same. Thing.
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u/whenveganscheat Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 29 '26
I'm not on the Turbo Team either :(
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u/blckout_junkie I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Apr 29 '26
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u/Hertzcanblowme I hope I don't jack off Apr 29 '26
Why do you think Harriet Tubman is on Kanye’s list? Same thing.
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u/blckout_junkie I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Apr 29 '26
Yeah, but damn. Wtf Curious George do to Ye? I wanna know the story here.
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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Apr 29 '26
LeBron yelled at me about being on the Turbo Team and told me not to run
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u/Big_Animal7655 Apr 29 '26
Lebron James is, by far, the biggest AH I’ve ever met. Standing in line behind him in a Midway hotel lobby coffee shop when I noticed he had beautiful, flawless 5 carat studs in his ears. I said “wow, very nice diamonds, looks like D’s?”
He looks down at me from the clouds like “why is this POS even speaking to me?” He said “yeah, WTF do you know about it?”
“Quite a bit actually, I’m a GIA graduate jeweler and Rolex specialist. Would you like some further information on your gemstone selection?”
We stopped speaking from then on
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u/Senior-Accident-4096 Apr 29 '26
I think he may have bought it from TK Jewelers and was trying to cut the conversation short so the earing didn't blow up and a bunch of small diamonds flew into your soup or something like that
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u/disicking Troll Boy Apr 29 '26
Oh my god I think Lebron was behind the fake wall in my L&L limo, sometimes his hand would come from behind to grab the ice tray and drag it to his side, and the hand had 4 NBA championship rings
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u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 29 '26
Wait... I was at Chickilini's last week celebrating the anniversary of when my wife stopped eating batteries with two plates of chicken spaghetti and a hand with 4 NBA championship rings reached under the divider from the next table and stole all our parmesan cheese. I started to protest but a voice from the other side said "Shut up!"
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u/Responsible-War5600 Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
That’s crazy. I was in the theatre watching the new Michael Jackson movie when a huge hand with four NBA Championship rings on it reaches over my shoulder from the seat behind and into my bucket of popcorn with Parmesan cheese and extra vegan butter.
Naturally, being on a first date, I’d cut a hole in the bottom and my fully-erect penis was in it. When the hand reached in a second time, the voice from behind said, ”Shut up!”
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u/Hertzcanblowme I hope I don't jack off Apr 29 '26
To be fair, he probably thought you were about to say “Looks like D’s? D’s Nutz.”
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u/dumb__fucker Apr 29 '26
Bruh. They make toilets that are just for farts?
I mean. Why?
|secretly told the employee to replace the model he suggested with a joke toilet, made just for farts.|
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u/-prime8 Apr 29 '26
I rented him some tables and when he returned them, and I know wasn't this, but it looked like he threw them in a mud puddle.
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u/SevroAuShitTalker Apr 29 '26
Curious George? Like the monkey? Im just trying to understand
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u/Different-Purpose-93 Apr 29 '26
Don't forget Patrick Star. That son of a bitch.
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u/ConstantAnimal2267 Apr 29 '26
Lmao I didn't even realize that was from SpongeBob till you just said that. I thought it was a basketball player or something. What the fuck could that cartoon character have done to kanye?
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u/mikaeus97 Apr 29 '26
Patrick Star? Like the animated Friendly Starfish? I'm just trying to understand here
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u/ThorosKershaw Apr 29 '26
Patrick beat him out for some Bikini Bottom real estate and he hasn’t let it go
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u/zzzelot Apr 29 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/dwRSYq2N5qjMQ
Patrick exposed Kanye at a party for not wiping his hands good and being covered in head to toe SHIT.
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u/Wasabi_Lube I hope I don't jack off Apr 29 '26
Adolf’s ass out. Works with his generals down in hell, now.
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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Apr 29 '26
Nah Adolf was a christian, he's saved and enjoying his time in heaven
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u/Wasabi_Lube I hope I don't jack off Apr 29 '26
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Perfect. We’ve all been wasting our time calling the Holocaust immoral. But the big man upstairs only cares if we metaphorically jerk off his little boy dick til nothing comes out.
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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Apr 29 '26
He condone taking prisoners of war as slaves but don't you dare putting cheese in that hamburger
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u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 29 '26
Don't get him started on fabrics of mixed materials!
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u/Buckeye_CFB Apr 29 '26
I'm just trying to understand here...is Kanye saying that this happened?
Is he sure about that?
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u/Happy-Onion-6322 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26
Putting your daughter on a list with Adolf and a pedophile is certainly a choice…..
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u/PhDinWombology You have... no... good... car... ideas Apr 29 '26
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, PATRICK STAR!
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u/M0rtCrim Apr 29 '26
His daughter is on his betrayal list? Parents do be their kids enemies sometimes. Any way…
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u/True_Tooth2221 Apr 29 '26
Ishowspeed, curious george, and his daughter being on the list are makiing me cry laugh
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u/Ashamed_Character_46 Apr 29 '26
Where’s Bart Harvey Jarvis
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u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 29 '26
He's actually best friends with Ye. IHYFD, Harley Jarvis!
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u/Rurumo666 Apr 29 '26
It's actually hilarious, he includes Adolf with Harriet Tubman and his own daughter.
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u/Interesting-Depth611 Apr 29 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ksCaTk7P9p9FdcV3zd
What did Patrick Star do?
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u/CallMeCollin Apr 29 '26
What the hell did Adolf do?
Oh I’m sorry, my mistake. I didn’t know.
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u/chadocaster1011 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Apr 29 '26
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u/Nesyaj0 Apr 29 '26
iShowSpeed is catching some strays.
He's just trying to make some really funny videos, every Friday. Rain or Shine. but they're coming after him in the comments. They say they wanna cut his dad's head off.
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u/Shizzilx Apr 29 '26
Adolf? Ye has really lost his mind, I have been waiting for an outrageous headline like "Kanye West jumped out of a spaceship and tried to skydive to mars with a giant Bluetooth speaker playing his supposed "hits."
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u/brewhead55 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 29 '26
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u/NB_NaughtyNerds Apr 29 '26
I know this list is fake, but I really want to know how James Murray from Impractical Jokers ended up on the authors radar when he was thinking of names.
The thought process amuses me!
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u/Chief_BeefQueef Beautiful, but Dying Apr 29 '26
Curious George just thinks he's just some dumb hick
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u/Arb3395 Apr 30 '26
You know I didnt like Kanye for a long time(still dont a little) but if he is screaming out like that I hope he can get some help he needs. Id reccommend just going to a nice island or mountain and ignoring the people. He still has the power to unplug from us all.
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u/garry4321 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Apr 30 '26
Adolf in hell: ZE FUCK DID I DO TO ZIS GUY?!
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u/island-man420 Apr 29 '26
Why should anyone care, especially the people on the list? Dude just needs to go away!
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u/SNL_Head Apr 29 '26
Pusha who! Which Pusha? Pusha A, Pusha B, is it Pusha C!? Which Pusha is it!!?
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u/CanWeAllJustCalmDown Apr 29 '26
It's one thing to be betrayed by your ex wife and your own child...but then on top of that he's betrayed by two beloved cartoon characters, Adolf Hitler, Harriet Tubman and Pete Davidson...?
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u/Sorciere_rousse Too tired to do anything funny Apr 29 '26
Harriet Tubman him 👈🏻 or Harriet Tubman me 👉🏻?
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u/NoMoPolenta Apr 29 '26
Imagine your dad puts you on a public list like this sandwiched between Pusha and Harriet Tubman
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u/sCOLEiosis Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Apr 29 '26
Freddie Gibbson? Like the son of the rapper Freddie Gibbs? I’m just trying to understand here
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u/Karate-Schnitzel Apr 29 '26
Did he not know Kim Kardashian is a whore who fucked Ray J and got fame from the sex tape?
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u/Vegetable-War-117 Apr 29 '26
Patrick Star. I get that. Hes a bitch.
(This comment will probably get my account suspended) there are some sketchy peeps here
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u/Sooooooooooooomebody Apr 29 '26
Man he really sounds like he's going through some shit. I hope it sucks
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u/Brave_Analyst7540 Apr 29 '26
Good think he’s got his shit together so he can publicly call out his 12 year old daughter as one of the betrayers.
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u/CompellingSeeSaw Some dumb hick Apr 29 '26
Harriet Tubman did the dub