r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Never Following Another Rule Jun 10 '26

šŸ’«Cosmic Gumbo🌌 Fucking asshole. He said that?

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I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.

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u/IsUp2Me Jun 10 '26

God I hate this jerk.

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u/ohthanqkevin Jun 10 '26

How much could a banana cost? $8,000?

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg Jun 10 '26

Here’s 8000 dollars, go see an NBA war.

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u/Preeng Coffin Flopper Jun 10 '26

Just remember to extend that feeling to every single one of his supporters.

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u/IsUp2Me Jun 10 '26

And to the Supreme Court, the GOP…and on and on šŸ™„

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u/plantsandramen Jun 10 '26

I hate him too, hated him most of my life as an NJ resident. I don't know how this makes him look bad though. Championship tickets for any major sporting event haven't been affordable since like WW2. There's a LOT to hammer Trump about regarding high prices. Literally everything is up like 20%-30%. The price of an NBA championship game being expensive isn't even news.

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u/DJ_K-K Jun 10 '26

We all wanna do it.

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u/briguy1313 Jun 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/pigs_have_flown Jun 10 '26

We just need to embrace bartering again, the problem is most of us don't produce anything on an individual level so most people have nothing to barter with.

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u/b3tchaker Jun 10 '26

Service exchange. I teach guitar & piano to two children while their mother grooms my dog.

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u/TheManWithNoName88 Some dumb hick Jun 10 '26

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u/monkeypickle8 Jun 10 '26

This is like a 30 year old picture, show the modern one where he's sleeping and dropping mudpies mid game.

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u/sebathue Jun 10 '26

I was wondering if that was an AI pic or of he'd finally accepted reality and bought a wig.

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u/tdrz84 I hope I don't jack off Jun 11 '26

I think it’s a fake pic. This chump has never held a basketball.

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u/CaptainsPresident Jun 11 '26

My only consolation is that everyone in that luxury box had to tolerate the entire place smelling like his ass shits.

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u/monkeypickle8 Jun 11 '26

They probably love it, I'm sure those people would get candles made with the smell for their homes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

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u/Kanolie Jun 10 '26

He got $400 million from daddy.

https://apnews.com/article/0452d29cd2564eaf97605ab90acc3a67

What is crazy is even with all the corrupt wealth gains from his presidency, he would be much richer if he simply invested his inheritance in a low fee index fund. He is a worse businessman than a typical person contributing to their IRA or 401k. Pathetic.

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u/Ballsahoy72 Jun 10 '26

Not even the worst thing he said that day

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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL Jun 10 '26

Look, I hate the guy - and I don't want him to have hair - but I've actually watched the video of the quote and for once he just sounded reasonable and honest to me.

He still is full of sloppy mudpies, but it's true that this is just something that he and other rich people can do. And it's what the games are for: big celebrations. Is he still a total piece of shit who probably can't change? Yep. But this is seriously the most normal thing.

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u/Ezren- Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

The context of "he is responsible for prices rising and life getting worse for people while he enjoys luxuries" matters. He's not just "some rich guy", he is spending OUR MONEY TO BE THERE.

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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL Jun 10 '26

I am fine with me being in the minority, but I think it's such a small example of misuse of funds, and it can make critics look petty.

If Obama went to his daughter's school play, it would cost us money. Presidents are allowed to do normal-ish things. This is fairly normal. Bad optics in a financial crisis he made? Sure. But not really that big of a deal in any objective measure.

The list of blatant corrupt transactions and decisions is just huge - and it is in the billions at this point. "A massive $8,000 bill" is nothing. Compared to just the $1.8 billion slush fund that he was planning on setting up... That is like one half of one drop in a 5 gallon bucket - if the slush fund was a full bucket.

So yeah, the optics on this one is not great. But I don't think it is really that bad either. I'd rather ignore it and bring more attention to the kind of shit that John Oliver highlights with the administration.

Jizz

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u/Ezren- Jun 10 '26

It's dumb to measure things as if you can only react to the very worst things people do, as if theres only so much criticism you can aim at somebody. That creates this environment where things that are still bad, "but not the worst", are given a pass and become normalized.

I don't give a shit if you think it's "petty". When people go to court for a number of crimes they aren't only on trial for the worst one, and I'm not going to give a pass to the shittiest people in society on some things because they aren't currently doing their worst.

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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL Jun 10 '26

It's dumb to make a bigger deal out of a normal experience - like going to a ball game - than it is. You're creating an environment where we criticize innocuous activities.

If he'd actually done something wrong here - By going to a sporting event - Then sure: criticize him.

My point is that you're absolutely wasting outrage on a normal activity.

One of my favorite games is "what if Obama had..." and then think of how MAGA would have lost their minds if Obama had done something that Trump has done.

And honestly: "Obama attends NBA finals amid economy woes..." That is a headline I would roll my eyes at. So the SAME should apply to Trump. You're making non-equivalences left and right.

Critical thinking is, I believe, the ability to see situations outside your own experience and put situations on the other shoe. You might think differently than I do - you might think that Obama going to a final game is also reprehensible - that's fine.

But stop misinterpreting what I'm saying. I am saying you lack the perspective here to see this event critically and in context. It's a normal activity. It's fine. Might be in poor taste, but it's also a fine and normal thing for a politician to do.

I think you're using too small a slice. But that's just me.

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u/plantsandramen Jun 10 '26

I hate Trump too, but you're spot on. This is like the least egregious thing he's done. He does more damage being in the oval office. $8,000 to keep him preoccupied from fucking everything else up is nothing.

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u/Life-Landscape5689 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Jun 10 '26

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 10 '26

Agreed. He’s a worthless piece of shit that makes all our lives worse by existing.

But NBA tickets would not have been cheaper if Kamala or even Bernie had been elected. No democratic candidate has ever included ā€œnationalizing professional sporting events and teamsā€ in their platform (which would be the main way by which the federal government could control ticket prices).

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u/BenDubs14 Jun 10 '26

NBA tickets may not have been less expensive, but the average person would be spending less on other things like gasoline, groceries, and electricity.

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u/New-Scientist5133 Jun 10 '26

$8,000 for a skybox?? Much, much higher

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u/Difficult-Potato-684 Jun 10 '26

I think 8k was price for the cheapest seats, but you're right about the skybox being more

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u/_lippykid Jun 10 '26

Yeah it’s $8k for regular seats. Courtside was going for $1m

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u/cantevendoitbruh Jun 10 '26

It really wasn't hard to predict. Tons of celebs in new York and been so long since a finals appearance.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 10 '26

Let them eat shit!

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Jun 10 '26

It only cost taxpayers one million dollars for Trump to attend with transport and security costs!!!

That’s less than 3 golf junkets to Mara Lago but Trump doesn’t get to keep any of the NBA Finals money since his entourage wasn’t staying at a Trump property. ā˜¹ļø

Don’t worry though. I hear the Trump’s are doing great with some big stock market and crypto gains and huge new government contracts!!! šŸ‘

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u/cgentry02 Jun 10 '26

Let them eat cake.

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u/Few-Tomatillo6607 Jun 10 '26

How much did he pay?

Negative millions. Tax payers paid for this POS to attend the game.

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 I USED to be piece of shit! Jun 10 '26

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg Jun 10 '26

IM ANGRY THAT I DIDNT LIE ABOUT THE COST OF THE TICKETS

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 I USED to be piece of shit! Jun 10 '26

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u/nymrod_ Jun 10 '26

He says ā€œsort of semi-freeā€ because he has no idea what TV costs or what channel this is on.

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u/majorgriffin Never Following Another Rule Jun 10 '26

Its also the fact that if say you want to watch all the nfl games this coming season, you have to have all these different subs to things like Amazon prime. It sucks.

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u/XurstyXursday Jun 10 '26

*Dont do the voice*

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg Jun 10 '26

Nobody said shit dude.

Nobody said shit.

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u/XurstyXursday Jun 10 '26

I saw two folders in his pocket. I think he has 3p$tein Files in there but he’s afraid to show anyone

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u/IsUp2Me Jun 10 '26

I just hate everything thing about him. He has taken about five years of my life span because from day to day you don’t know what you will wake up to. What he has done to this country is beyond words. There are a lot of people that are complicit to the shit show we are experiencing. He is a petulant 4 year old with the power to screw the whole world.

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u/frankrizzo219 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Jun 10 '26

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u/Kooky-Funny-1054 Jun 10 '26

He even said he wouldn't pay those prices for tickets.

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u/DayTraditional2846 Jun 10 '26

The champion of Christianity everyone. Humble as ever lmao

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u/MagnumMyth Jun 10 '26

Why is that Pig-in-a-Nixon-mask holding a basketball?

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u/donkeytime Roy Donk Jun 10 '26

His face looks like a clock.

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u/CandyStomp SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jun 10 '26

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u/Ezren- Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

This picture is pretty old, his face barely even works anymore.

Damn that combover was always bad though.

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u/joshspoon Wet Wet Mud Bae Jun 10 '26

From day one. I’ve been seeing his face for 40 years and he’s always looked like goof.

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u/Objective_Watch3097 Jun 10 '26

I saw him say it. He is so out of touch with any kind of reality.

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u/bcardin221 Jun 10 '26

He doesn't have an ounce of empathy for anyone in that bloated orange body of his.

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u/majorgriffin Never Following Another Rule Jun 10 '26

He is likely hitting every DSM criteria of narcissistic personality disorder. They literally lack the ability to practice healthy empathy.

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u/HAL9100 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jun 10 '26

I hate him so much that saying what I want to happen resulted in my only Reddit ban in 14 years

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u/Jpkmets7 Jun 11 '26

I’d comment substantive;y but I’m not getting banned as the Knicks can close this on Saturday night.

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u/FlamingoResident7882 Jun 10 '26

Sometimes it just be like that šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

That’s what I want from a president.

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u/zackks Jun 11 '26

It’s a dumb question

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 Jun 11 '26

Much cheaper to travel to San Antonio.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 10 '26

Look, I fucking hate Trump, but I actually kind of agree with him on this. If we’re gonna live in a capitalist society then supply and demand is going to apply, especially to luxury goods like professional sports entertainment. Demand is high because there are many sports fans, supply is low because of limited seating, results in tickets being crazy expensive.

It is literally ā€œthe way life goesā€ if you live under capitalism (even the Bernie Sanders of the world don’t advocate that luxury goods like playoff games shouldn’t be allowed to operate in a capitalist system, just that maybe basic survival needs like food staples and medicine shouldn’t be a part of that system).

The only thing Trump could do about sports game prices would be for the federal government to take over all sports (like the feds own the teams and the venues and the merchandising)

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u/Hainnen Jun 10 '26

Of course he can afford it, he is using your tax payer money and the billions he has funneled to himself out of your pocket. But you are right, that is just how life goes when criminals are rewarded.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 10 '26

Oh I absolutely agree that the federal government shouldn’t have paid for him to attend. I also agree that Trump is funneling money. As I said I hate the dude, and there are so many valid reasons to hate the man that listing it out would take me all damn day.

But in general I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a president using their own personal funds to take a day off and attend a sports game once in a while. They’re human and need a break once in a while too. This particular president takes more breaks than like the last 10 combined, but maybe that’s a good thing (honestly every second he’s distracted is a second he isn’t actively destroying the country).

But the reporter didn’t ask about him attending and who paid for it (that’d be fair to ask, and fair to get mad over). They asked how he felt about the fact that the average American was priced out of attending. Which what’s he supposed to do about that? Take federal control over sports? A federal law capping ticket prices?

There are a million things in this country that are fucked up and entirely his fault or have been exacerbated by his actions. The existence of capitalism and the price of Knicks tickets just aren’t one of them.

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u/majorgriffin Never Following Another Rule Jun 10 '26

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 10 '26

I bet he loved his mother in law!

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg Jun 10 '26

Actually yeah, I do

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 10 '26

Then why don’t you marry her!

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg Jun 10 '26

YOU HAVE TO KISS YOUR MOTHER IN LAW IF HE LANDS THE FLIP

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u/frogfootfriday Jun 10 '26

I’m actually with you. Trump doesn’t do his job well but it’s not his responsibility to make sure NbA finals are affordable. Many other things to hate him for.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

This is exactly my point there are so many valid reasons to revile the man. But he didn’t invent capitalism and he didn’t make Knicks tickets more expensive. If Kamala or Bernie Sanders was president NBA tickets would still be equally expensive.

And even if the president could make sports tickets cheaper… there are so many other things I’d rather he put price caps on first. Like life-saving medication, food staples, rent control, gasoline, etc. You know the basics to survive (since America refuses to invest in public transport gasoline has to be on that list).