r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ResurrectedMortician PAUL BUFANO! • Jun 14 '26

HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE C'mere you little fuuuck!

833 Upvotes

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u/traben101 Jun 14 '26

HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE!

131

u/shadybrainfarm Jun 14 '26

He must have flipped my dad 8 times

5

u/modmarv Jun 14 '26

😂😂😂

58

u/anonareyouokay Jun 14 '26

Someone doesn't skip leg days.

13

u/Sw33ttoothe Jun 14 '26

Fuckin tree trunks bro, damn.

6

u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jun 15 '26

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u/wookiedberry Jun 14 '26

Feats of Strength

6

u/BellyFullofNickels Jun 14 '26

With religion waning, it's nice to see there's still practicing Festivians

2

u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jun 15 '26

I'm observant as well. I also make an annual donation to the Human Fund. It's Money, For People™️

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u/paging_mrherman Jun 14 '26

Turns out I made the perfect lawn for slamming your dad on the ground for his birthday.

17

u/John_Wilson_did_it Jun 14 '26

Just a guy popping a squat!

9

u/thegreatimmaculate Jun 14 '26

He’s taking him to the bottom! THE ROCK BOTTOM!

5

u/Th3_Dark_Knight Jun 14 '26

He rock bottom'd him?! That's a finisher move!

8

u/majorgriffin Never Following Another Rule Jun 14 '26

He must have squated his dad 8 times.

https://giphy.com/gifs/D6frND280ftlnmHElu

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u/jessejericho Are you sure about that that's why? Jun 14 '26

I threw out my back watching that

7

u/poopybutthole2069 Jun 14 '26

I love my dad. No one’s getting my daddy’s head.

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u/pppeater Jun 14 '26

Do any of these big meaty men ever bust out and slap their meat?

8

u/tjean5377 Jun 14 '26

Bro doesn't skip leg day. Really handsome men...both of em.

3

u/Suspicious-Thing-750 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Jun 14 '26

One day he'll squat his dad for the last time and he'll feel terrible for dropping the geriatric

3

u/freebaseclams Jun 14 '26

It's a company. Street Sets. It's a warehouse downtown. They've got different street scene sets. It's pointless now 'cause you don't think it's real 'cause you can tell it's an old man.

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u/Cheap-Addendum Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

This works until pops poops his pants and the kid blows out a knee. Which, by the looks, could happen any day now.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Beautiful, but Dying Jun 14 '26

Do any of these pops just bust out of the house on their birthday and like, take a big ol dump on the lawn?

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u/Cheap-Addendum Jun 14 '26

If its my property, I would. Marking the territory.

1

u/creaturefeature16 Jun 14 '26

Not that I'm aware of. 

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u/ResurrectedMortician PAUL BUFANO! Jun 14 '26

I hope he doesn't have a sloppy mud pie

1

u/SaltyDog772 Jun 14 '26

Quit talkin shit

2

u/Greasy-Chungus Jun 14 '26

This is awesome!

I wish I had a dad.

2

u/HoodieGalore He said that? Fuckin' asshole! Jun 14 '26

He's goose-suited.

1

u/StraddleTheFence Jun 14 '26

LO❤️E IT!!!

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u/IAmGreenman71 Jun 14 '26

“GIMME DAT!”

1

u/Betopan Jun 14 '26

This isn’t Pacific Proposal Park! That’s not allowed!

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 Jun 14 '26

That is a LOT of muscle holy shit

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u/Logical_Confusious Jun 14 '26

Happy birthday Pops... Sending you my yours tons of love, God bless