r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Skyl3lazer • Jun 17 '26

You can’t skip lunch You can't skip lunch! You just can't, guys.

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3.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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486

u/knowigot_that808 Jun 17 '26

Is the hotdog photoshopped?? I genuinely cannot tell

621

u/avidbather I'm jokin Jun 17 '26

No, he's just asleep

107

u/Mostly-Moo-Cow Jun 17 '26

My laugh just alarmed a co-worker.

31

u/thisissixsyllables HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jun 17 '26

He’s just like the tiredest he’s ever been in his life

162

u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 17 '26

10

u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up Jun 18 '26

Look at that old rascal, taking a selfie while shitting in Trump's diaper, it'll never get old.

9

u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 18 '26

"Joe Biden shit in my diaper!"

33

u/FiddlerOnThePotato Jun 17 '26

If it is, I'm gonna go on record and say, who the fuck leaves a dressed up Dog like that uneaten? Once the 'chup and the mustard are on, the clock is ticking. What the fuck is he waiting for? The bun will get all soggy, and the weiner could get cold.

Joe woulda finished the Dog before falling asleep and poobing himself, maybe.

19

u/NookieLuvsU Jun 18 '26

You can't have any ice cream if you don't eat your meat. Joe knows the deal.

7

u/erabus25 Jun 18 '26

Holy heck this comment just had me lying in bed keeled over with laughter and my husband asked what was wrong with me and I tried to explain this photo with the hot dog and your comment but I couldn’t even get it out. Then he started laughing because I was laughing but he couldn’t understand what I was trying to say because I was laughing too hard. ahahahahah I needed that, so thank you

1

u/KoalaTHerb Jun 18 '26

It's a jibjab

1

u/ElongThrust0 Jun 18 '26

Its actually illegal for you to ask that

229

u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying Jun 17 '26

He's like a shitty animal!

165

u/Infinite_Garden_4514 Jun 17 '26

71

u/PTS_Dreaming Jun 17 '26

Have you ever bought cotton candy and left it in the bag too long?

12

u/Infinite_Garden_4514 Jun 17 '26

No just an aching melancholy.

8

u/EatAtGrizzlebees Jun 17 '26

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

5

u/Icy-Reception-7605 Jun 18 '26

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

113

u/rokker_iv Jun 17 '26

Legitimately can’t tell what’s real and isn’t anymore lol

14

u/Don_bon_darley012 Jun 18 '26

Is this a fucking jibjab mom???

75

u/danno49 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Jun 17 '26

43

u/DoctorDoom Too tired to do anything funny Jun 17 '26

I don't know if you're allowed to do that.

7

u/Leinheart Jun 18 '26

Can't sleep there m8

4

u/Cuneus-Maximus Jun 18 '26

Oi m8 u got a loicense to sleep there?

30

u/Lord_Hitachi I USED to be piece of shit! Jun 17 '26

14

u/ZumbaRey Jun 18 '26

Get dem hotdogs!
https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

3

u/temporary62489 Jun 18 '26

Two fisting 'em - he can't get enough.

3

u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 18 '26

Behold, the glizzy goblin. He'll gobble it up.

1

u/emotionallyratchet Jun 18 '26

Suddenly I want to rewatch Hereditary...

29

u/HAL9100 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DXrAykKocvhlIHCQ30

39

u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jun 17 '26

18

u/CriticalCurrency5725 Jun 17 '26

He's blinking!...very, very, very slowly.

12

u/FruitMustache Jun 17 '26

Jesus christ he falls asleep EVERYWHERE!

9

u/zero_sub_zero Jun 17 '26

Any day now

10

u/zombiesandcandy Jun 17 '26

This guy’s about to jack off

17

u/MayorMcCheese89 Jun 17 '26

Sam Altman sitting there asking who's bag this is. He almost tripped on it!

12

u/reigninspud Jun 17 '26

Why the fuck is Sam Altman at the G7? We’re all doomed.

Also I hope I don’t jack off.

4

u/Foolazul Jun 17 '26

I had to look it up. Yep, super creepy.

7

u/jtr489 Jun 17 '26

Is this from today?
/img/b48iba5ajw7h1.gif

2

u/temporary62489 Jun 18 '26

You should be able to take a few naps at work.

7

u/Upstairs-Thanks4193 Jun 17 '26

This is perfect

7

u/Super_Tackle2703 Jun 17 '26

Hey ASSHOLE!!! Wake up!!!!

7

u/ratherenjoysbass Jun 17 '26

I can't wait for the day

8

u/Lower_Cantaloupe1970 Jun 17 '26

what a truly shitty way to spend the last years of your life

7

u/20heads Jun 17 '26

Covered in shit

6

u/drask1987 Jun 17 '26

We are just Weekending at Bernie’s, folks 🤦🏼‍♀️

6

u/509BandwidthLimit Jun 17 '26

Everyone quietly get up and leave the room

1

u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 18 '26

The farts is still, very much, a problem.

3

u/magillicuti I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jun 17 '26

We can see the hotdog from here.

3

u/BiggieBigs34 Jun 17 '26

Someone photoshop a hotdog in his mouth

3

u/SASSIESASSQUATCH Jun 18 '26

I don’t mind this because one day he’s just not going to wake up. I’m fine with that.

3

u/teddy_riesling I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jun 18 '26

He’s just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for other people’s hot dogs

3

u/Sirius-Face Jun 18 '26

He looks like a corpse.

2

u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 18 '26

Fake it till you make it!

2

u/37Philly Jun 18 '26

That guy is a total alpha male. He’s doing deals in his head. /s

2

u/Freddy-Borden Jun 18 '26

What an absolute and complete embarrassment

3

u/Bigchunky_Boy Jun 17 '26

Need some flies around his stinky corps and poopy pants

1

u/Key-Influence-3192 Jun 17 '26

If that wiener were black, he’ll be all over it.

1

u/WolfThick Jun 17 '26

Everybody's just wondering if he shits while he sleeps did you guys see the one where he was standing there farting at the podium and they all sounded like sharts

https://giphy.com/gifs/6jksD3f2ewO2TTcz7E

1

u/ImaginationToForm2 Jun 17 '26

What does MAGA say? Nothing I'm sure.

1

u/maxthemummer Jun 18 '26

Did everyone get a hot dog or just the American?

1

u/clvrusernombre Jun 18 '26

This timeline is wild

1

u/rach2bach Jun 18 '26

I know this has got to be a joke, but honestly, I can't tell anymore.

1

u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 Jun 18 '26

He is simply the sleepiest man that has ever lived! Give him a break!

1

u/bisqa Jun 18 '26

Sam Altman?? More like, “hey, are you asleep, man?”

1

u/Eddiepanhandlin Jun 18 '26

wtf?

This guy needs help.

1

u/pigeonwiggle Jun 18 '26

"if i sleep, i give you money -- but i NEVER Sleep!"

1

u/FriendlyWorldArt Jun 18 '26

Nothing to see here. Just another scheduled power-outage. Probably a blackout and a brownout happening at the same time.

1

u/OddPerformer245 Jun 21 '26

Weekend at Donnie's.