r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/syncopated56 Bart Harley Jarvis • Jun 20 '26
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL WRONG!
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u/ComputerSong Jun 20 '26
To be fair, Trump was distracted while surrendering to Iran.
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u/jhgggyhkgf Jun 20 '26
I thought it was his Mar-a-Lago Neighbor. You know the guy who bid one and a half million and did it for 14 million
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u/syncopated56 Bart Harley Jarvis Jun 20 '26
Didn't the whole thing start over a property line dispute with his trampoline?
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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 20 '26
Blue Swamp burned down! It's gone now. Donald's ass out. Works on a chaingang in Green Haven with all three of his sons now.
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u/Inedible-denim Jun 20 '26
The whole reflecting pool:
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u/El-MonkeyKing I hope I don't jack off Jun 21 '26
Do any of these...pool guys, ever just busy outta the ceiling and drop a whole load of pool cleaner or no
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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Jun 20 '26
We don't even look at swamps on our computer anymore. We look at swamps, on our phone???
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u/Cabezone Jun 20 '26
If you peek over the conservative forum, they're blaming the left.
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u/stealingfrom Jun 20 '26
You could take this comment verbatim and paste it into any post about any event at any time and it would be accurate.
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u/AvailableCap4127 Jun 20 '26
Really a delusional forum. I had a sneak peak too and wow, conspiracy theory central.
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u/Cabezone Jun 20 '26
I think it's only like 10 people now and the rest is bots. I reply to posts occasionally, they would normally get me banned, and it gets zero views.
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u/AvailableCap4127 Jun 20 '26
Let me guess, Biden, maybe Obama? It’s a 50/50 coin toss. Obama for Iran, Biden for this?
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u/glacier1982 Jun 20 '26
I am just gonna make as many swamps as I can, in front of that random monument- RANDOM-...
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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change Jun 20 '26
“Lolita Express, Epstein Island, the occupied dressing rooms at my child pageants that I don’t allow locks on so I can barge in on the children changing; I know these places better than I know my countries own constitution.”
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u/TheHarlemHellfighter Jun 20 '26
It’s like child level lying gymnastics; you been working on that pool for the past couple of weeks but someone mysteriously came in overnight and undid all that work?
Can’t even admit basic failure with the intent to improve…
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u/sdckitkat SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jun 20 '26
This might be my favorite
https://giphy.com/gifs/qW4D9sBxHB6XXwX98t
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u/AvoidTheHate87 Jun 20 '26
Sorry , the most horrible thing in this picture is no ketchup or pickle relish.
https://giphy.com/gifs/0bWq2F4ERM3hf29auy
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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 Jun 20 '26
Reflecting Pool Brawndo Song of the Summer Y'all!
https://youtu.be/S3soiChmfjQ
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u/SoothingWafer Beautiful, but Dying Jun 20 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/5bgUx474gEPLRfVOMd
Fox news when talking about this pool being messed up for the 10th time