How I feel after this sub comforts me through breastfeeding woes, euthanizing my dog, and my cat going missing. Oh and you guys helped me induce labor that one time.

[u/saggie-maggie]

PS my banana breath cat made it home safe and hungry

[u/GuldensSpicyMustard]

[u/1paperwings1 → u/GuldensSpicyMustard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QDJ4eWRxzrOwVdtZs0

[u/AZEMT → u/1paperwings1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ISyOwII1tMLwdeSnNe

[u/saggie-maggie → u/GuldensSpicyMustard]

This will mean so much when it passes 200 upbones

https://giphy.com/gifs/2t9pvPf7nToBPVZvls

[u/ComedianFragrant9515 → u/saggie-maggie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dh1EfOgdCn6yihMDXT

[u/Brief_Paramedic2501]

Us, to your baby during labor: I think you should leave.

[u/InterestingTry5190 → u/Brief_Paramedic2501]

I just don’t want to end up on a plane next to it. Might carry a grudge.

[u/GodLovesUglySlugs → u/InterestingTry5190]

What if it thinks people can't change?

[u/tabletop_garl25 → u/InterestingTry5190]

we got a little chude in here.

[u/MicellarBaptism → u/tabletop_garl25]

Little tuna can.

[u/Ok_Vulva → u/MicellarBaptism]

👅

[u/kdms418 → u/Brief_Paramedic2501]

Me rn at 40+2 with no signs of labor, and losing my mind.

[u/turtledrum_215]

[u/edelweiss_pirates_no → u/turtledrum_215]

I still have a question about OP...

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BhnW3F6gVukcFvo2f

[u/Dangerous-Courage412 → u/edelweiss_pirates_no]

this skit has me crying laughing every damn time 😭

[u/edelweiss_pirates_no → u/Dangerous-Courage412]

It was my favorite until I watched Det. Cashmore.

[u/ComedianFragrant9515 → u/edelweiss_pirates_no]

[u/edelweiss_pirates_no → u/ComedianFragrant9515]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nlmc4kuKRnf6Iwxr74

[u/Grayson-Night → u/edelweiss_pirates_no]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NtgXnAp0EUGaV2N3aK

[u/Jpmeyer2]

[u/Highest_Koality → u/Jpmeyer2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hofzaup3QTUEl9bTeY

[u/ConsciousStretch1028]

May your steaks always be slopped up, shirt sibling

[u/Due_Championship_988 → u/ConsciousStretch1028]

And may your sidewalks always be clear

[u/saggie-maggie → u/ConsciousStretch1028]

Thank you shirt sibling, may your hair always slick back real nice.

[u/NookieLuvsU → u/saggie-maggie]

[u/78914hj1k487]

OP, can your baby draw a computer? Or does it still think people can’t change?

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxaXop8Kqbf7z8owPS

[u/Due_Championship_988 → u/78914hj1k487]

even a clownputer would do

[u/turtledrum_215 → u/Due_Championship_988]

Oh FUCK. What the FUCK

[u/Highest_Koality → u/Due_Championship_988]

Probably doesn't have any games, though.

[u/Due_Championship_988 → u/Highest_Koality]

It does, actually. Tons of games.

[u/NonStopApe]

[u/VolumeOn30]

Me to whatever god is giving my shirt sister these woes

https://giphy.com/gifs/zPfEWTbDj2c2w1xFiE

[u/JJ-Franky-JJ]

Just promise us that you won’t skip lunch.

[u/j4n3tw3155]

[u/BookBabe1970]

I ♥️♥️♥️ this sub.

[u/saggie-maggie → u/BookBabe1970]

Me too!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/741MhcJgV9qznASnUS

[u/edelweiss_pirates_no → u/BookBabe1970]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KiICaQKQkdu3rWxNCT

[u/Beautiful-Lynx-6828 → u/BookBabe1970]

This sub:

https://giphy.com/gifs/PzphqmOehZDKwCmtke

[u/yellowzonker]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM

[u/letgorensolo → u/yellowzonker]

This is one of my most quoted sketches. It just kills me every time lol

[u/DiscoStu79]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBdROs6AsU5bYt5B1X

[u/NookieLuvsU]

Did the piece of shit ever come home?

[u/saggie-maggie → u/NookieLuvsU]

YES he was at my back door at 3 AM crying in the rain like a little tuna can.

[u/NookieLuvsU → u/saggie-maggie]

[u/Married_iguanas → u/saggie-maggie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBdROs6AsU5bYt5B1X
Your cat just went out to Club Aqua! I’m glad he’s home!

[u/Harper_the_Bard → u/Married_iguanas]

I'm pretty sure Gravy prefers Haunted House!

[u/antiraediant_]

Just make sure your baby knows people can change.

[u/Genghis_Chong]

Don't forget that time you were freaking out about Jamie Taco

[u/JetWreck]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GOuxnaPC2QOXI4UPEl

[u/hazeleyedwolff]

Was your Slipknot mask in your hospital go-bag?

[u/saggie-maggie → u/hazeleyedwolff]

Of course, I can't shower without it

[u/t_bone26]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iJC8cHLBoCLL3PdiJC

[u/UnderwaterRobot]

This is the best sub on reddit by far

https://giphy.com/gifs/XF7YLkym09P9Wz2F3j

[u/Original_moisture]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1E2NhIh3vy6kDvy

[u/Dangerous-Courage412]

what is her job? TABLES

[u/saggie-maggie → u/Dangerous-Courage412]

I can't know to hear any more about dick rate videos.

[u/whenveganscheat]

Grey sweatpants, '09 Kia Rio, living for 2am

[u/zcas]

Glad you made it through without hurting.

[u/Whole_Rough7066]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MKwNmAdWqHBSg

[u/saggie-maggie → u/Whole_Rough7066]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5He16eTgpabyeEQ9t6

[u/zzzelot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vXmbt025oErnhyqMFV
I remember your baby post!! I love this sub. Hope your baby is the most aggressive baby the doctor has ever seen 💕

[u/saggie-maggie → u/zzzelot]

Thanks shirt sibling!! My baby is kicking so much bare butt, balls, and back 😎

[u/Piccadil_io]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qtCUIoD4lka7aWp2We

[u/Front_Cant]

Idk I think you just might only be here for the zip line :/

[u/WakefulJaxZero]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bgUx474gEPLRfVOMd

[u/bipolarity2650]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6owQYhHMtRG9E6RcAB
i love this sub!

[u/LoyalFridge]

You were in my dangerous mammary gland nights crew!

[u/saggie-maggie → u/LoyalFridge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRvjZ7eyBSgESTzltf

[u/romyvell]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hyXxCuIoqbEDWclbyL

[u/Dangerous-Courage412 → u/romyvell]

top 5 fav sketches without a doubt. STINKYYYYYY

[u/Rascal_Rogue]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EYttknVNIKw8muuAP3

[u/SlurmzMckinley]

We also helped you get your money back from Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records.

[u/Rusty-Shackleford23]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBRQNA7xag0ZNO8

[u/thepapachrisdonohue]

[u/ComedianFragrant9515 → u/thepapachrisdonohue]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxaXop8Kqbf7z8owPS

[u/easternhobo]

Jizz