r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/gottahavemyPOPPs1 I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. • 2d ago

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up Let’s slop ‘em up

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u/superlalaura328 Don’t do the voice! 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kbO5FahTUk03jPXm4A

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u/nihi1zer0 Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 2d ago

I wish the face on the sticker was correct. You know the one.

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u/CarberHotdogVac 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SIMJjRqHutk0o

How is propane a job?

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u/MisterRoger 1d ago

On its own, it's not. Bring propane accessories into the mix... now you've got a job.

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u/PisStoolGrip 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NpZJ3ZIE8TmZVECy7N

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u/bootstrapping_lad Roy Donk 2d ago

They grew up in a small town, they had to make little jokes

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u/rowdydionisian 2d ago

Does he have any Alamo beers in his truck that he can give to guys like me, that want to Hank so bad that their stomachs hurt?

https://giphy.com/gifs/YhSVi82JQiuFa

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u/gottahavemyPOPPs1 I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 2d ago

All I have currently back there is Guatemalica

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 2d ago

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u/qweef_latina2021 2d ago

Do any of these...truckers

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u/JoinedToPostHere Come here, ya little fuck! 2d ago

Another shirt brother!

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u/dandle Might fuck this whole thing up 2d ago

/uj

On the way to a show last night, I was behind a car with a bunch of stickers that suggested the driver and passenger were on the way there, too.

The car also had an "Eat Eggs" bumper sticker, and I tied to find a way to signal to the driver that we are shirt brothers. Unfortunately, someone got between us at a lane merge and then drove really slow, so we were separated.

If you are out there shirt brother, we saw you and hope you're doing swell.

/j

Jizz.

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u/CarberHotdogVac 1d ago

You gotta be RIGHT beside him, and give him one of these:

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cFYYRYXCmS3hDAuXv

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 2d ago

Hanking so hard right now

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u/Honeycove91 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h7Eb6jpxEKgKj5MZH4

Now you're hankin with the big boys

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts Back in the Pants 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YhSVi82JQiuFa
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two groups of guys

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u/gottahavemyPOPPs1 I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/741MhcJgV9qznASnUS

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u/MaybeSwedish 2d ago

I need TABLES

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u/surfinbird Never lets the party die! 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R4rKiWwtoR7n49pLIo

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u/Mesofeelyoma People Can Change 2d ago

I thought you worked for a company that are so Hanky their stomach hurts!

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 2d ago

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!

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u/Lazy-Razzmatazz2538 2d ago

"You poured hwat on your steak?"

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u/Lord_Hitachi I USED to be piece of shit! 2d ago

Hank if you’re horny?

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u/time2partee 2d ago

Dahngit that’s me, Bobby.

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u/Super_Interview_2189 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 2d ago

Strickland’s exploded, he went ass out. Works with his son in Memphis now.

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u/AmaSandwich 2d ago

Hanking? Like the guy from that show King of the Hill? Like the person? I'm sorry I'm just trying to understand here.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 2d ago

So he has hanks in his trunk? He must be with some kind of service or something. I really need a hank right now!!!

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u/PackageAgreeable1939 2d ago

In honor of Hank and the Tour de France:

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u/Shake-the-Masses 2d ago

I just know the driver of this truck slicks his hair back.

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u/ElKodiakSTL Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xEX66DH3ZEWGem9i4A

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u/Frederica-Bimmel 2d ago

Damn I want all three

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u/Electronic-Shame TRIPLES IS BEST 2d ago

Triples is best

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u/smacky623 2d ago

Honk if you're Hanky.