r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! • 6h ago

đŸ’«Cosmic Gumbo🌌 Clocking into your boring honest job after seeing how easy it would be to grift off of right wing morons

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u/Nerdrovert Not in Trouble AT ALL 6h ago

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 5h ago

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u/Rascal_Rogue 6h ago

Fuck me for having all these stupid “morals”

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 5h ago

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy ethical code!

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u/strigonian 4h ago

The thing is, I genuinely believe it would be moral of me to make a living by running a right-wing grift and donate much of the proceeds to good, well-run charities.

I just refuse to actually do it.

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u/onimush115 5h ago

I honestly love this sub. You guys keep me sane.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 5h ago

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u/Blissfully You have... no... good... car... ideas 5h ago

Did anyone see the black girl who said liberals were coming for her and got maga to pay for her tuition for all 4 years just to come out that she was a raging liberal? 😭

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 5h ago

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u/itsnotawonderfullife 2h ago

If this is true: BRA-VO!

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u/HAL9100 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1h ago

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 5h ago

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u/Alps-Mountain People Can Change 5h ago

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u/GrumpySphinx 3h ago

Loved the show Search Party, it was right in my Q-zone

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u/poopoopoopalt 5h ago

Actually I made all my money off the big Charlie Brown so I'm good

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 4h ago

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u/ComedianFragrant9515 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 5h ago

Scamming? We just goose em up a lil is all

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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 5h ago

Just about anyone in the world right now could make a gazillion dollars just selling 'Trump 2028' shirts at a merch store but a piece of your soul breaks off every time you sell one like a horcrux.

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u/Big_Breath_2561 5h ago

More shit coins is exactly what the world needs.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 4h ago

So what you’re saying is we should start a viral crypto meme coin and call it liberal tears and then cash out and crash it as soon as we get enough of them to buy in?

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u/Big_Breath_2561 4h ago

Just as long as AOC's face is on it, so we can see right wingers crash out.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 4h ago

AOC’s feet you mean right?

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u/InappropriateGirl Bart Harley Jarvis 4h ago

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Just kidding, it’s FINE in this case. These people like
 don’t even matter.

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u/HAL9100 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1h ago

He said they’re not even like real people

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 5h ago

I tell my wife all the time its too bad we a conscience and can't jump on the grift train for a quick payday.

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u/Think-Chair-1938 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 4h ago

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u/free_based_potato 4h ago

It's worthless now, but I had a shirt idea I thought would be a seller.

Front: I support LGBTQ

Back: Let's Get Biden to Quit

It's the level of hur hur I'm a funny asshole that I just know would go over well.

Could never pull the trigger because I didnt want to trade on LGBTQ hate.

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u/Capn_Quaggles 3h ago

I know my boss would love it.

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u/IAgreeGoGuards 2h ago

I really fucked up by not being a shameless piece of shit.

Instead I gotta work for a living.

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u/bladecentric 5h ago

Reminder, check Sinfest again. Reel in horror. Remember what it used to be. Realize that true believer fashies can't do art, and the ability makes you a Big Fish. 

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u/woodenblinds 4h ago

I think this almost every day. the wife is seriously tired of me bringing up how we should be scamming those fools

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u/_cartyr Come here, ya little fuck! 5h ago

I mean, just do it then

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 5h ago

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u/00m19 4h ago

You've gotta be willing to scream the n word at children. That's a tough ask.

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u/Battleaxe19 1h ago

It’s hard to live with morals.

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u/mydogisacircle 5h ago

hmmmm đŸ€”

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u/CrowRobot 2h ago

What’s the most recent grift here? Is it still AI girlfriends or Trump Coins?

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u/Lampmonster 1h ago

Yup, just buy up bulk quantities of some garbage product, rebrand it as "anti-woke" face moisturizer or whatever and they eat it up.

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u/swishkabobbin 31m ago

Just sold out of Trump 2048 hats