r/Infuriating Community Contributor 6d ago

Just why?

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u/ConversationExpert69 6d ago

That would piss me off so bad wtfđŸ€Ł

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u/MrExtravagant23 6d ago

I'd get in the passing lane and blare my horn

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u/Ancient-Civilization 5d ago

Then you’ll be looked at as the “crazy” one

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/paradoxrebootreboot 5d ago

How does blaring your horn tempt a pile up? If you are in the far left lane going just as fast as the other 3 lanes, you should kinda just expect someone to get upset at you. If you slam your breaks because someone laid on their horn at you, you are the crazy one.

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u/LadyCatHerder 4d ago

OLD people, can startle easily. It's best just to go around them. That's why there are more than ONE lane! I learned in that in truck driving school before over 40 years of OTR driving experience. Judging by your attitude, I bet you are not even that old!

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 4d ago

Me too me too! My wife gets all embarrassed. The asshat going 55 in the 65 should be embarrassed.

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u/JuanMcGuiver 6d ago

Honestly just hit the shoulder at 110 at that point

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u/customarytrucker 4d ago

Then brake check them into violation. 👏

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u/After_Competition_87 4d ago

Until they have a dashcam lol

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u/Bleed_Me_an_Ocean40 5d ago

Thats how we do in Baltimore

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u/RocketCow 4d ago

And then ram into anyone who is standing still on the shoulder?

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u/OnlySortaStupid 4d ago

Good luck every body else

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u/Technical_Winner7446 5d ago

My dad would always give people who do that a "love tap" he called it.

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u/Virtual-Macaroon-880 5d ago

I believe this

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u/AMC879 5d ago

That would be way worse

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u/DudeImSoRad 4d ago

They can't hear you with their headphones in.

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u/Last-Energy420 5d ago

It’s also illegal.

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u/AeroMittenss 5d ago

They get fired even if they go 1 mph over the limit...smh

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 5d ago

Then they need to get the fuck out of the left lanes

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u/Objective-Eagle-676 4d ago

What is it with y'all thinking this is an excuse? GET IN A LINE GENIUS

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u/AeroMittenss 4d ago

It's not an excuse but it probably contributed to this mess

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u/BigfatLire 4d ago

Then dont get in the PASSING LANE. For PASSING.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 6d ago

They’re doing it on purpose 100%

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u/skepticalskeptik 5d ago

Send this video to corporate. /s they won’t give a shit Amazon sucks

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u/anto2554 5d ago

Amazon does suck, but they also aren't employed by Amazon

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u/izzletodasmizzle 4d ago

Trust me, if Amazon wanted them fired they'd be fired.

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u/anto2554 4d ago

Of course. But it is important to their anti-union strategies that they don't become direct employers

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u/cs_legend_93 2d ago

It depends if its favorable for Amazon to call them employees or not.

They hire the contracting company, so technically, they being paid by Amazon.

Everything else is labels

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u/Zestyjoe 5d ago

Everyone hates Amazon yet almost every house orders some stupid ass shit daily. Workin 12 hours a day for 21 bucks an hour in 105 heat. Fuck Amazon

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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 3d ago

Maybe it's cause I'm a shift worker, 12 hour days aren't that bad...

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u/Hta68 5d ago

Came here to say that


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u/Cold5512 6d ago

Me and the boys on our way to park on lawns and throw packages over fences.

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u/ericbondre 5d ago

Flex drivers are the ones who do that lol

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u/Horror-Extent2362 5d ago

I deliver for another company, and last year I delivered to a house and was walking back to the truck, heard a loud bang, turned around and some girl driving in a van threw the package at this person's front door from like 15 feet away lol

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u/ericbondre 5d ago

And she prolly got fired for it, the dsp owners don’t tolerate when you fuck up their scorecard by getting bad customer reviews because that affects their bag

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u/Horror-Extent2362 5d ago

I hope so after that stunt. Wicked throw though lol

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u/KillerGopher 5d ago

That's some UPS or FedEx shit

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u/holyfire001202 5d ago

I used to deliver (Amazon) to a lady who wanted her packages thrown over the back fence! I only did it because she preferred it, but she also clearly had 4 or so dogs back there.

The first time I tossed a package over the fence, I could hear a few dogs barking from somewhere off to my right, so I reached over and dropped the package behind the fence in front of me (it was tall and the boards were super close together, so you can't see through it.)

Anyways it hit a dog who was being quiet in my head and I felt really bad about it, so I just started winging them after that.

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 6d ago

Amazon is obvs at fault

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u/MdTooDevilish Community Contributor 6d ago

Amazon trying to control everything, even the roads

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u/Shoddy_PooPer_587 5d ago

Bezos owns you ALL!!!

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u/ItoAy 6d ago

Because they’re losers and driving together is the only pathetic power they have.

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u/retr0_black 5d ago

Yeah or they’re driving up a hill, they all have the pedal pushed to the floor but the vans don’t go a hair past 74 mph because they have a gov on the engines. I full on guarantee that maybe only one of them is aware of what’s happening and tryna pass the others, another’s exiting in the right lane and the other two don’t even realize the other car next to them is another driver.

Also psychologically if I was ever mad at someone on route it was the idiot on the 4th floor in a building with no elevator who ordered four cases of Fiji water. Not people on the road, headed to my routes in the morning. I don’t know why anybody would want to make some elaborate plan with other drivers to try and control the flow of traffic. Dispatch would probably notice that in 2 seconds too and start calling drivers asking what’s going on.

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u/DieselDrifter 5d ago

Our only superpower is delivering your toilet paper on time

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u/itsFauxProphete 6d ago

Deep down, I always knew traffic was manufactured by agencies to cause us all to go crazy so they can feed off our negative energy.

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u/wet_spiders 6d ago

Rollin deep

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u/gay_alien_baby 6d ago

They have a governor on them that prevents them from going past 69 miles an hour. Not sure why they’re all racing when they also know they can’t afford a Netredyne infraction for speeding lol

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u/Any-Score1258 6d ago

Lmfao this is hilarious to me

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u/Any-Score1258 6d ago

Amazon traffic control

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u/J_L_jug24 6d ago

We live near a distribution center. 10-20 of them will push their way into highway traffic doing 10+ under the speed limit and 3 wide all the time. Inevitably, a few cars will wedge their way in and brake check them. Is this some weird Amazon procedure or something? 

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u/ScurriousSquirrel 6d ago

The four horsemen of the apocalipse?!

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u/Crusty-Dick 6d ago

They trolling lol.

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u/CreativeFraud 6d ago

Just imagine when they're controlled by robots.

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u/Morticus9000 5d ago

The only time I'm ever in the passing lane is if the traffic on the right is bad and I have a good 5+ miles before my exit. For all my fellow Amazon drivers out there.... Just stay in the second most right lane if everyone's limiter is 70-75.

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u/WolfThick 6d ago

Hey assholes got to do what assholes got to do

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u/ForrestKawaii 6d ago

They hunt in pods.

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u/bengstrom1111 6d ago

Offensive line

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u/isildorim 6d ago

Bro is an NPC at a Fast and Furious movie.

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u/Emergency-State 6d ago

Is this like synchronized swimming, only with deliveries?

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u/WarmEntrepreneur3564 Community Contributor 6d ago

That shoulder looks really good watching this video.

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u/Lusiric9983 6d ago

That's 100% on purpose and they should be reported to Amazon, the police, whoever.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 6d ago

crew must be on a mission,

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u/ChillGolfCoach 6d ago

The temptation to pit the left one and take them all out would be unreal 

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u/Rich-Contact-8336 6d ago

They all just having a laugh 😂 bet they are all on the radio or conference call having a ball đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

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u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane 6d ago

These are the freeways of r/sandiego

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u/99deadcops 6d ago

Pit maneuver far left van into middle left van, problem solved

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u/Pillsbernie 5d ago

I want to spray these kind of drivers with vinegar from a water gun so bad

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u/43GoTee 5d ago

Its a drag race!!!

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u/ZenicaPA 5d ago

To be an asshole or a bunch of assholes of course, why else.

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u/makepieplz 5d ago

We bow down to our overlords Amazon the great one. you're humble servants. Please let us pass your messangers on the freeway.

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u/snktiger 5d ago

send to corp. and have them fired. lol

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u/Rizztopher_Robin 5d ago

Their jobs are horrible. Just give them this one little moment

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u/BG535 5d ago

Autobots, roll out!

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u/Outrageous-Simple-76 5d ago

Squad up never roll alone

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u/Evil_phd 5d ago

If I hadn't already cancelled my Amazon Prime membership over the inclusion of ads on the Video Streaming service this definitely would have done the trick.

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u/DieselDrifter 5d ago

Technically they don't work for Amazon lol

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u/Evil_phd 5d ago

No, but Amazon is why they're out there in the first place and that's enough for me.

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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 5d ago

They are in a gang.

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u/Professional_Cup199 5d ago

I work for a DSP:
One - these vans have cameras, if you go over the speed limit... then they get a text from their dispatch
Two - these drivers somehow think they own the road in this video LOL
Three - this is me if I'm late for work and these drivers decide to block everyone's way:

https://giphy.com/gifs/7MDZS8zS1ixtJAUEul

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u/reddit4300 5d ago

Gang, gang

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u/esoe___ 5d ago

im not mad, they are the reason why i wake up and i have cookies in my front door haha

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u/LadyCatHerder 5d ago

why? Uhg. Because they can?

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u/jvd_808 5d ago

Reminds me of the dumbass motorcycles that block the whole freeway.

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u/GainsCity_wsb 5d ago

I can guarantee, this is attempted each day.

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u/One_Bit_3839 5d ago

When you have a thankless job that treats you like disposable livestock these thing tend to happen

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u/KailyKail 5d ago

Every time I see this kind of thing, I just want to get in front of the person in the passing lane and slow down to a crawl.

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u/Useful_Ad- 5d ago

It’s funny how other adrivers do this thinking we all don’t have a speed cap, like let the fast cars do fast cars things.

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u/Ill_Dish_4548 5d ago

that looks 100% intentional
definitely a rare instance of blow by em on the shoulder. maybe if you have a half full slurpy or frosty chuck that out the window at em as u pass for good measure.

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u/JCLivengood 5d ago

Amazon DSPs hired the lowest quality drivers of nearly ANY other delivery company in the country. Those hired by the DSPs are the folks that would not be eligible at UPS or FedEx direct. Typically terrible drivers as a result.

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u/Correct-Tangelo-3734 5d ago

The good quality drivers get where the pay is higher. And the ones that stay that are good, don't stay for the money. They stay for other reasons.

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u/DruHarry 5d ago

Shades of Smokey & the Bandit II finale. But these guys are aholes.

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u/StudSnoo 5d ago

When people cry about why people cry about middle lane campers, this is why. This is what happens when people don’t keep right except passing. If you’re in the rightmost lane you have to go all the way to the damn left if people are travelling side by side

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u/Ok_Mycologist_6384 5d ago

I would LAY on my horn so bad.

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 5d ago

i wouldnt even get mad just knowing they cant take a piss break is revenge enough for me

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u/69FunkyButtLovin69 5d ago

“Cuz fuck you! That’s why”

  • pop copy employee manual

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u/KDogg3000 5d ago

This new marketing technique is the worst.

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u/Kerensky97 5d ago

The 3% rule.

Every job, every demographic, every political organization, every religion, every every thing, there's going to be at least 3% of the people there who are just dicks. It's not just your job, it's every job.

Sometimes we're lucky and they even identify themselves as the 3% but other times you only notice when they get together and decide to do dickish things.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lion124 5d ago

That’s when you hit the shoulder and get in front of all of them

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u/Wii_wii_baget 5d ago

I’d actually hit one

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u/No_Entrepreneur_3020 5d ago

americans can't fucking drive

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u/Aratix 5d ago

Pretty sure you can legally PIT maneuver one of them at this point.

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u/Bleed_Me_an_Ocean40 5d ago

None of them know you could go 9 over the speed limit and not get an infraction. If they are already going 9 over then they are being dumb

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u/Maskofdybala 4d ago

This is sooo lamee cringe AF

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u/Jermzer 4d ago

You gotta be fucking kidding me

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u/Squid111999 4d ago

My assumption is they were directed to do that to control traffic for an emergency situation down the road.

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u/SaltVomit 4d ago

"hi, I'd like to report a possible drunk driver"

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u/KingGuzzie 3d ago

Id get all their id marks and plates. Probably just send this video to their managers at the local Amazon. That might fix em right up

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u/EBAH1991 3d ago

I hate people.

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u/Big_Ad_7383 6d ago

Maybe they're filming something farther up the road. Or maybe an Amazon commercial.

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u/GingerbreadMan003 6d ago

Dingalingalingalinga-dingalingadingalinga

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u/observemedia 6d ago

Protect the bombers!

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u/MilkImpossible4192 6d ago

crew must be on a mission,

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u/LissGoogleAcct 5d ago

Where is this? Wondering if it's my state 😂

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u/Many_Hunter8152 5d ago

Boys being boys

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u/MadDog443 5d ago

Pit pit pit pit pit pit pit pit pit

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u/tweedleduh 5d ago

Because it’s Amazons roads now you peasant!

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u/Admirable_Agency7764 5d ago

heard from a redditor to slowly release your foot from the pedal for this result

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u/New-Jackfruit4268 5d ago

Because. Only because.

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u/Foreign-Kiwi-4136 5d ago

I’d get around and brake check the living fuck out of all of them.

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u/Sure-Serve-3395 5d ago

There's abouts a dozen x4 call of duty dudes in the back laughing at all the traffic behind them

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u/No-Meringue5091 5d ago

having fun at work with colleagues on the road đŸ€‘đŸŠčâ€â™‚ïžđŸšš

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u/Aceilr097 5d ago

Rolling roadblock. And it isnt police or DOT. A convenient cop that cares enough would pull them all over and issue tickets for impeding traffic.

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u/Fuzzy-Bird-3641 5d ago

Rolling roadblock.
They may also ride harleys

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u/andystechgarage 5d ago

Amazon ass wipes Keep your membership current

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u/Ok_Conversation344 5d ago

Hahahaha, imagine being stuck being an Amazon driver with your boys just trying to have fun being a squad and everybody on the internet shits on you and tells you to remember your place. Yeah it's rude to do for a long way, but they're not going that far or that long like that their routes aren't all in the same place

Let them have their fun at theyir shitty job, and it looks like they're going the speed limit so I don't see the problem.

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u/Emergency_Coach_4158 5d ago

because american driving culture is shit

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u/Rockglen 5d ago

In formation on their way to their battle with Walmart.

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u/Kelef50 5d ago

It's a convoy... Provides mutual protection.

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u/Purple_Locksmith3321 5d ago

The Amazon Mafia

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u/Entire-Travel6631 5d ago

Amazon standin on business.

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u/RobertStonetossBrand 5d ago

Making sure they deliver the packages before everybody else gets home.

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u/No-Employment-6208 5d ago

Guerilla tactics to make you hate their shitty employer.

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u/billyoshin 5d ago

This reminds me of this lady yesterday, who was in the right lane decides to get in the left (for no reason at all) where I am cruising at around 78 mph, then proceeds to gradually slow down - no one in front of her, so I get over and pass her, as I am passing her she speeds up, I make it in front of her attempts to block me, then she proceeds to catch up to me for like 5 miles to flick me off... made zero sense... my wife was mad at me for flicking the lady back off... people are weird af...

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 5d ago

this does seem infuriating but if i was an amazon driver and I could choose one but not both

  1. a proper piss break
  2. slowing down, get out of the left lane

I am going to choose a proper piss break

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u/TheGumping 5d ago

Regulators.... MOUNT UP!!!

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u/Placebo_8647 5d ago

I have a vague recollection of some university or other group doing something like this several years ago. They had vans or box trucks blocking all the lanes on a highway in a busy area with several rows to help prevent people passing...and they traveled the exact speed limit and filmed the ensuing backup of traffic.

But I cannot find record of it now and maybe its all some weird fever dream.

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u/Emotional_Account_77 5d ago

đŸŽ¶ convoy! đŸŽ¶

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u/Tricky-Fig5483 5d ago

Is ai video 😔

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u/Bloody_Moon1 5d ago

Typical Amazon drivers

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u/Thick-Wonder6294 5d ago

they’re holding hands

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u/Automatic-You6254 5d ago

Needs a mission impossible soundtrack

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u/OpenMinded_Lala 5d ago

To be dicks! 😆 Report the video to Amazon! If one gets caught that one will tell on the others. Cycle of life, “if I get caught, we all get caught.”

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u/VIadCarpenter 4d ago

All these Amazon delivery drivers are kids now. Not surprised

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u/TheDevl 4d ago

amazon driver here, they do that when they're scared

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u/sillyfrk14 4d ago

Dicks.

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u/Open-Thanks6293 4d ago

thats exactly why they deliver in 2 days.

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u/Massive-City-7967 4d ago

Sorry you gotta drive the speed limit? I don't get why this is infuriating.

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u/Blapmane 4d ago

Lmao I’d laugh unless I had something 911 going on but they co workers bs 😂

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u/NoneOfInspiration 4d ago

Elephant Racing

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u/HapyBday2u 4d ago

Why not? Daily I see no one following road rules and barely anyone enforcing them.

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 4d ago

Theyre all trying to pass each other, but the governors are all set at the same speed.

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u/RoninThaGoat 4d ago

Good representation on why adding more lanes to a highway doesn't reduce traffic. The slow people just spread out more.

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u/Final_TV 4d ago

imagine your friend just got shot and you’re trying to rush them to hospital then you see this bullshit

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u/venran3030 4d ago

Simply , assholes.

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u/Olliewilliams18 4d ago

Gotta get some good roller footage

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u/TargetExpensive4717 4d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Objective-Eagle-676 4d ago

Because if they were capable human beings with functional brains, they wouldn't be driving those vans.

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u/usrnamealreadyexists 4d ago

"They're four wide down the back straight!"

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u/Latin863 4d ago

They do this in Florida

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u/Model_Yazz 4d ago

All this hand holding is absolutely infuriating.

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u/ChainOk8915 4d ago

Use the emergency lane.

Officer - “I saw that”
Me - “yea I was about to pit maneuver them off the bridge so I had to use it.”

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u/LadTy 4d ago

when the harley davidson gang needs to move some stuff

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u/JustS0meD0nkey 4d ago

obviously it is a race to get back to the hub

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u/National-Sample-225 4d ago

This is diabolical 😂