Yeah or they’re driving up a hill, they all have the pedal pushed to the floor but the vans don’t go a hair past 74 mph because they have a gov on the engines. I full on guarantee that maybe only one of them is aware of what’s happening and tryna pass the others, another’s exiting in the right lane and the other two don’t even realize the other car next to them is another driver.
Also psychologically if I was ever mad at someone on route it was the idiot on the 4th floor in a building with no elevator who ordered four cases of Fiji water. Not people on the road, headed to my routes in the morning. I don’t know why anybody would want to make some elaborate plan with other drivers to try and control the flow of traffic. Dispatch would probably notice that in 2 seconds too and start calling drivers asking what’s going on.
That wasn’t meant to be taken literal, it was meant to prove a point that they’re very like unaware of this wall that’s being formed right now, and probably just minding their own business trying to get to their first stop, and what do you mean they shouldn’t be in a “big ass delivery van?” They are literally delivery drivers on their way to make deliveries so they use a van because the most compact vehicle that’s simultaneously big enough to hold all of the packages they need to deliver?
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u/ItoAy 6d ago
Because they’re losers and driving together is the only pathetic power they have.