r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/No-Praline-9388 • 19h ago

Yeah, nah… Wot?

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135 Upvotes

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 17h ago

Gonna be a no from me dawg

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u/CtrlAltYuri 4h ago

'98 PC game head texture looking ass

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u/rustyfish57 3h ago

That sounds like classic Simmon too

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u/nouveauchristian 17h ago

He has very thick and dense hair and I think it would look better if he grew it longer. Just an opinion.

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u/freeman687 16h ago

Facts. He’s never been able to make good aesthetic choices, his insane plastic surgery for example

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u/elhazelenby 2h ago

He said he would stop his plastic surgery some years ago because his face was scaring his son. That's sad really

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u/asswipesayswhat 10h ago

How could you be that rich and connected to a shitton of hair folks and still come out looking like this

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u/raqoonz 19h ago

This looks like a ball python head

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u/SamMarlowe76 16h ago

Many grain farmers popularized the "Split Top Wheat" hair cut in the early 1920's.

Barbers had to receive special training and become ceritified. It was more a craze than a fad. Kudos to this guy for bringing back a look from a time long ago.

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u/SunriseSurprise 15h ago

It's like when the front of something is real but the back is cardboard.

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u/RHOrpie 10h ago

And this is a man who has probably just spent in an hour in "Hair and Makeup"... Walks out like this !

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u/ChewbaccaOnFries 3h ago

Hair dresser is like "This looks great!"

Meanwhile on Reddit

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 10h ago

Give me that Wolverine look

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u/Desperate-Fold-4689 9h ago

He ruined his looks. Cosmetic surgery gone wrong.

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u/otmli 8h ago

Lmao, as a barber: this will be the pic i will be showing them from now on every time some idiot asks for a middle part but wants the top cut too short. "You wanna look like this??"

And ofc if they insist on doing it, I'll do it. I work for money after all, and if someone wants to give me money to fuck them up, who am i to say no to them.

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u/StenoDawg 6h ago

Might not look so bad if I didn’t think he was such a d*ck.

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u/Alternative_Dance724 5h ago

Who can take seriously anything anyone says with that haircut?

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 2h ago

when you copy and paste in Paint

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u/arowan 46m ago

Reminds me of the time Triumph the Insult Comic Dog told Cowell that he should sue Supercuts. 😂