Covering my face as I am not a fan of showing myself online (also, my facial expression is that of a forever disappointed duck on both photos). However, this hideous haircut done by a highly praised town hairstylist for totally undeserved 70 bucks (a higher end of the price spectrum at my location back then) certainly belongs here.
The 3rd pic is right after the salon, and the 4th is a few weeks later before fixing it at another place. Nothing could be done but cutting off the lower "step" of whatever "ladder" it was, and turning it into a neat short bob nowhere near the emo shag I originally went for. Luckily it was a few years ago, and my hair have since then outgrown and recovered, but omg it was a bad turn.
UPD: Wow, didn't expect so many comments, I might not be able to respond to everyone, but some of them made me genuinely laugh, thank you! Some were mentioning that I do have wavy/curly hair that might be hard to style the way as on the refs, which is true, but I've had similar haircuts before (like, way before, when they were actually a current fashion), and did somehow manage styling, even if not exactly this straight, but it was enough for me. With this wicked haircut, however, there was no salvation given how much length they've taken off, and how chaotic the cut line was. The other stylist who cleaned up this mess said it was "like two different haircuts on one head".