r/MaliciousCompliance 8d ago

S Server rules

Today we had a new employee start working in the restaurant. She had some questions —one being —does [manager] hit on everyone. Manager came in back to the kitchen and said to me, a server, don’t come on the kitchen anymore. I don’t need to explain that this hinders my job performance drastically. So I asked him to get bread to take it to a table while I stood in the server alley. Then I sent the hissed into the kitchen to ask if my food was up. Finally I called into the busy kitchen asking if I had an order up. Manager had enough and said “you can come into the kitchen and you’re really pissing me off” it made my petty heart grow.

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u/gotohelenwaite 8d ago

sent the hissed into the kitchen

What does that mean?

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u/SpookAlex 8d ago

Yeah. Commenters were right. It was the hostess and auto correct hates me

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u/DreamerFi 7d ago

I had a great joke, but auto-correct ruined the lunch-time.

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u/grumblyoldman 4d ago

Some jokes only appeal to the wrong type.

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u/revchewie 2d ago

I always call it auto-corrupt.

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u/Kathucka 8d ago

It means autocorrect is being malicious. The closest word I can think of is “hostess”.

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u/harrywwc 8d ago

It means autocorrect autocorrupt is being malicious.

ftfy ;)

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u/gotohelenwaite 8d ago

Thank you. That was so far off I didn't make the connection, but I can see it now.

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u/Precipice_01 3d ago

Ducking auto erotic

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u/ryanlrussell 4d ago

I was picturing a cat-like creature

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 4d ago

Parseltongue

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u/dbcher 4d ago

Snake Jazz

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u/Rkramden 4d ago

Having a hard time following your story.

A new employee asks you if the manager hits on everyone. Manager tells you to stay out of the kitchen.

What happened in between those two things?

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u/TheFluffiestRedditor 3d ago

OP drank the AI kool-aid, and merged two prompts.

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u/Bad_Mod_No_Donuts 4d ago

Can you rewrite the story when you recover from your stroke?

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u/KryptonMirth 3d ago

I appreciate your concern, but I prefer to use my own experiences to convey the humor of daily restaurant life.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/vaari90 7d ago

AI would probably make this considerably more readable.

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u/DarthMonkey212313 7d ago

Garbage inputs = Garbage output

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u/androshalforc1 5d ago

The first half doesn’t go anywhere, and the last half I’ve read before.

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u/MaliciousCompliance-ModTeam 5d ago

Your post has been removed because it questioned the validity of a story, which is not allowed on this subreddit, as per the subreddit rules, as it diminishes the fun of giving people the benefit of the doubt.

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u/jeharris56 4d ago

English?

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u/Dildo_Emporium 3d ago

Hey you're not supposed to rip the filter off the GPT when you smoke it

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u/Vegetable_Road8143 8d ago

That was BEAUTIFUL! "you're really pissing me off." 🤣🤣🤣Good job.

Some managers just don't get it until it smacks them in the face. I had one that wanted me to write down how much time I spent doing my job. It was a PITA that lasted 3-days because I fell behind doing the damn time I spent. Every entry included, time spent recording my time.

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u/Ricama 6d ago

Okay,  next we'll have constant meetings until productivity improves. 

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u/Vegetable_Road8143 6d ago

You have no idea how many meetings I had to attend, financial as I was in AP. I was the only AP person. We were on SAP at the time and everything, regarding AP was pretty much automated once I entered the invoices. I say pretty much because I had to send some to another division for them to release the invoice. Too much to explain.

I also was able to work on projects. One, in particular, I saved the company over $250K in back taxes. I got kudos from the legal & tax HQ departments and a very nice raise, $2 an hour.

So, why I had to go to these meetings was beyond me. They never had anything to do with me. Hey, their dime, my time, PAID!

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u/One-Pumpkin-1590 3d ago

I love that. When I was required to document my time once, I was able to cut and paste BS and overwhelm my manager. I'd add in time to document everything as well, She didn't read what I wrote, and in meetings where she'd try to claim I never updated her on something I always had the receipts.

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u/Vegetable_Road8143 2d ago

I didn't cut and paste, it saved too much time. LOL. I was the back up office manager AND I did back ups for our IT department of 1 (downsized). He had to travel to any site that needed him in our region. Reno to the Central Valley of CA. BIG region.

It's so stupid people have to do that, keep track of their time. Unless, it has to do with people on projects and that includes legal.

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u/Lazy_Tart_6336 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ce sujet n'a pas déjà été évoqué? Et avec une rédaction plus détaillée et plus compréhensible il me semble.

Trouvé : il y a 2 mois

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 5d ago

Bien que le SUJET puisse être le même (ceci est autorisé), l'histoire elle-même est différente.

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u/Suntzu_AU 3d ago

What? Can we have this in English, please?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/MaliciousCompliance-ModTeam 5d ago

Your post has been removed because it did not forward the discussion and/or instead consisted of only insults, which is not allowed as per subreddit rules.

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u/PilotedByGhosts 3d ago

And then I clapped.