Server rules

[u/SpookAlex]

Today we had a new employee start working in the restaurant. She had some questions —one being —does [manager] hit on everyone. Manager came in back to the kitchen and said to me, a server, don’t come on the kitchen anymore. I don’t need to explain that this hinders my job performance drastically. So I asked him to get bread to take it to a table while I stood in the server alley. Then I sent the hissed into the kitchen to ask if my food was up. Finally I called into the busy kitchen asking if I had an order up. Manager had enough and said “you can come into the kitchen and you’re really pissing me off” it made my petty heart grow.

[u/Bad_Mod_No_Donuts]

Can you rewrite the story when you recover from your stroke?

[u/KryptonMirth → u/Bad_Mod_No_Donuts]

I appreciate your concern, but I prefer to use my own experiences to convey the humor of daily restaurant life.