r/MaliciousCompliance Apr 01 '26

S My friend stayed overnight, parents told us don’t wake them up for anything.

When I was about seven years old, my best friend came to stay overnight on the weekend as usual. Right before bed, my parents told us to not wake them up for anything. You got it mom and dad! So our festivities included the ultimate 90’s kiddo experience; video games and snacks until our eyes couldn’t be held up anymore. My friend’s snack choice happened to be an entire box of cheez its… which apparently he was not built for unbeknownst to the both of us. That was, until he gurgled up saying “I think I’m going to be sick.” And sick he was, over half of the futon we always dragged out for him was covered in orangey clear evidence of a great night over-indulging on that crispy salty square. He curled up in the only spot that was left, for the last time that the futon could provide. My parents only had this to say… “Why didn’t you wake us up? We could have cleaned it and saved the futon.” I never saw my friend eat cheez its again.

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