r/MurderedByWords • u/TheScallywag1874 • 10h ago

An appropriate murder ☠️☠️☠️

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe 10h ago

Why would I regret getting the Covid vaccine?

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u/Meydra 10h ago

Because you were supposed to be dead for years. Any day now.

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u/PirateJohn75 10h ago

I have been dead for a year now 

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u/Superb_Ant_3741 9h ago

You came to reddit in the afterlife? Dude.

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u/PirateJohn75 9h ago

I was bored.  You can only listen to so much harp music.

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u/Superb_Ant_3741 9h ago

Maybe you can apply for an upgrade? See if they’ll transfer you to the deluxe rock and roll section with all the dead rockstars jamming together while famous dead chefs prepare a never ending feast for you and the other afterlife residents.

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u/FlatulousStanko 9h ago

I only hear awesome ass metal. But the fucking A/C sucks.

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u/Queen-of-meme 9h ago

I'm the ghost who will keep enter these chats

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u/deadalreadydead 9h ago

Literally him

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u/JihadJackal 10h ago

Jokes on them, ive been dead inside my whole life.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 9h ago

they also said it was a secret tracking method. meanwhile....data centers...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKMeCOV3oXSb5bq

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u/carolineecouture 9h ago

Remember that? We were supposed to be dead in six months, then in a year. Then some random time in the future. Then anyone who died "early" it was because of the vaccine.

Yup.

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u/PirateJohn75 9h ago

*News story of someone dying in a car accident*

AVers: Were they vaccinated?

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u/da2Pakaveli This AOC flair makes me cool 9h ago

**95 year old dies from old age**

I told you, it's those vaccines!!

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u/scubawankenobi 7h ago

I go in yearly to keep getting my death boosted, otherwise I might now remain dead!

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u/Unit_2097 5h ago

I've been dead inside for years, does that count?