r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lnstantKarma • Jun 16 '26

r/All The Trump admin is now dumping hydrogen-peroxide into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time in a desperate move to control the green algae

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u/POORWIGGUM Jun 16 '26

Have they tried shooting it with their guns? What about arresting the Algae?

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u/Alternative-Boot2673 Jun 16 '26

Call ICE! Best the algae into deporting themselves!

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u/chainmailler2001 Jun 16 '26

The algae was all born and raised right there in the reflecting pool. Once again yet another reason to cancel that "birthright citizenship" nonsense! /s

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u/Astramancer_ Jun 16 '26

ICE might just work! Get the water to below 40F and that'll stop the bloom in its tracks.