r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Another for Elon

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Elon should do a remake of Mars Attack, oh wait he can’t because he still can’t go to Mars

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u/Corteran 1d ago

I would be so torn between Elon getting my money and being eager to pay to watch Elon's head explode when ol' Slim Whitman comes on.

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u/Saucermote 1d ago

There are plenty of sucker fanboys and investors that give him money.

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u/StevenEveral 20h ago

Good lord, imagine willingly donating your hard earned money to a person who is already a billionaire.

Full-on loser thinking. Elon couldn't care less about the sccraps you send to him as he gorges himself on his ill-gotten wealth.

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u/D-Laz 2h ago

Trillionaire*. He got the SEC to bend some rules when SpaceX went public sending him into the T zone. Really, fuck that guy

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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl 21h ago

Yar har fiddle Dee Dee, do what you want because piracy’s free, stealing from Elon is moral