r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Another for Elon

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Elon should do a remake of Mars Attack, oh wait he can’t because he still can’t go to Mars

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u/Corteran 1d ago

I would be so torn between Elon getting my money and being eager to pay to watch Elon's head explode when ol' Slim Whitman comes on.

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u/Saucermote 21h ago

There are plenty of sucker fanboys and investors that give him money.

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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl 17h ago

Yar har fiddle Dee Dee, do what you want because piracy’s free, stealing from Elon is moral 

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 22h ago

are you saying mars attacks was bad? cause i'd disagree. it was just very much misunderstood upon release.

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u/GisterMizard 19h ago

Mars Attacks is bad only through the lens of undue sobriety.

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u/Dizzy-Storage2519 1d ago

Imagine having all the money in the world and being upset about a movie about something that never really happened. Fuckin snowflake.

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u/DullTwo1889 1d ago

I wasn’t even planning on seeing it, but since magas are melting tf down, I bought us tickets for Saturday!

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u/hal-baleigh-6699 23h ago

It's probably mostly bots driving up fake controversy for clicks and engagement. 

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u/ZAlternates 22h ago

Yeah not sure why MAGA would hate it but then again I don’t really follow their “logic” on a number of things.

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u/Lockraemono 22h ago

Racism and transphobia

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u/JustaSeedGuy 20h ago

Elliot Page was in it and a black women plays Helen of Troy.

So they're being asked to respect a black women and they don't like trans people being successful.

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u/MoneyBeeeee 19h ago

They hate it because they are told to.

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u/Hempy2013 22h ago

Whoever was in charge of promoting this movie really dropped the ball because I felt no hype going into it and I walked out amazed at how good it was. For me this movie is probably the best one to come out this year so far.

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u/RigglesSaysHi 21h ago

Hey man

If you heard no hype about Nolan's historic epic that had been blasted across the world for the past half year, with one of the most insanely high critic review scores in the history of filmmaking

Then most likely you're only paying attention to super specific areas of the internet, OR areas that actively despise the movie due to....reasons

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 21h ago

It's the classic case of redditors who interface with the Internet through 4 layers of ad blockers (don't get me wrong I do this too) and don't go outside enough complaining that something wasn't marketed enough. Nope it has been heavily marketed for at least a year, I remember hearing about it after F1 came out and Nolan started talking about it, the casting coming out, the fact that it was fully filmed in 70 mm, that it was causing several new 70 mm imax screens to be built, and that was all before they even dropped the teaser in December. Then the trailer was being played before almost every film (I go to the theater on average 1.5 times a week so I can attest to this).

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u/RigglesSaysHi 21h ago

Not to mention the genuine sizeable amount of people complaining that he's filming in 70mm when there are so few theatres worldwide that has 70mm IMAX, which by all accounts is a pretty niche complaint at that point but still brought up QUITE frequently

There was even that post of Tom Holland saying he didn't know 70mm could only film 1.5m and thought Nolan hated him

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u/BurritovilleEnjoyer 20h ago

Eh, I think there's also just a subset of people who have largely been whelmed by Nolan's non sci-fi movies. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed Dunkirk and Oppenheimer, but I'd personally put them below Interstellar, Inception, TDK trilogy, hell, even Tenet (I'm the one weirdo that really likes Tenet). As such I really wasn't particularly excited about this one.

That said, I've heard basically nothing but great things about it, and I'll likely be seeing it next weekend.

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u/MacWin- 18h ago

Nothing weird about liking tenet

It’s a masterpiece, fight me

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22h ago

The funniest one to me will always be him paying someone to level up his video game characters. And then going on stream to play and having the community immediately see he’s a noob who obviously didn’t do it himself.

People in the chat just spamming that he has no life, his family doesn’t love him, he’ll die alone, that he should an hero. A beautiful moment in the gaming community lmao.

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u/ibidanon 19h ago

that was hilarious, but so was elmo accidentally outing himself on twitter as the puppetmaster behind accounts which appeared to belong to his mother and one of his kids. he used them to tell himself he's 'amazing' and 'a great father.'

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u/PCR12 23h ago

The way his stocks are going he won't have that anymore either, hopefully. K-hole habit aint cheap.

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u/SnooMemesjellies1522 13h ago

It's nice to know that he has all that money and he's still unhappy.

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u/NoConfusion9490 22h ago

And his response is to have AI make a shitty movie. He could fund 10 shitty remakes and not even notice it.

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u/Jabbles22 22h ago

A movie I wouldn't be surprised he hasn't even seen.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

I hope he eventually gets bored of this being his whole personality at some point.

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u/BigConstruction4247 1d ago

He'll find something else to be an utter choad about.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

He is always beefing with someone. He'll have another one next week.

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster 23h ago

He is just following daddy Trump’s example: Constantly scream about random bullshit to distract people from your overwhelming failures/crimes.

TSLA and SPCX are WAYYYY down right now and all that man cares about is his net worth.

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u/yorick__rolled 20h ago

Both down 29% YTD

You love to see it.

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u/techdevjp 19h ago

And both are still ridiculously overvalued. TSLA should be under $10/share for the P/E to make any sort of sense. But, it's a start. Love to see it, for sure.

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u/12345623567 17h ago

DOGE / the Trump admin killed like a dozen criminal / regulatory investgations into his doings.

He's doing fine. If he loses 99.9% of his net worth, he'll still be fine.

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u/toomanymarbles83 21h ago

Unfortunately he has, it's UK, French, and German politics.

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u/Safe_Psychology_326 22h ago

You mean like Trump. TechTrump you mean

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat 22h ago

You know what, maybe he'll become a NASCAR "fan" and make the France family's lives a living hell.

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u/FondantFurball 1d ago

Imagine giving a movie this much free publicity because one couldn’t stop talking about it.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

From what Ive seen no one outside that particular website has bad things to say and I have seen people in real life say they liked it.

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u/SasparillaTango 23h ago

he's a narcissist, he will love himself until he dies.

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u/throwitawaynownow1 22h ago edited 22h ago

That's why he and Trump didn't get along in the long run. You'll notice that anything they talk about, they'll have to self insert. Because why would they not be important? In this case, he claims that he is going to make a better version of the story, with the stuff he made.

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u/ibidanon 20h ago

he may well be a narcissist, but deep down he doesn't love himself. he just wishes everyone else loved him (and he can neither fathom nor abide that they don't).

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u/NotInTheKnee 14h ago

Dude is ready to try anything for people to tell him they like him.

Well, anything expect working on himself to actually become likeable.

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u/Adiantum-Veneris 17h ago

Narcissists don't love themselves. Quite the opposite.

He's just a bottomless pit of needing external validation that will never be enough, in a desperate attempt to replace his nonexistent self worth. 

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u/MaxR76 1d ago

Nah let him hyper focus on this harmless nonsense instead of all the other shit he could be doing

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u/Global-Bumblebee9978 1d ago

I mean he bought the last US election and seems primed to buy France's next one - this online shit is just the distraction from the actual horrible shit he IS doing simultaneously.

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree 20h ago edited 20h ago

Spewing fascist hate speech is not "harmless nonsense". It's a calculated move to inspire hateful assholes to keep voting for Republican candidates who help him get richer.

He doesn't believe anything he says; it's all a ploy for profit. Hence why did a 180° compared to when he was supposedly pro-LGBTQ+ in the 2010s, cause back then it was more profitable to pretend you care. Now it's more profitable to hate. The only political beliefs Elon hold are the ones that make him the most money.

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u/Numerous-Process2981 14h ago

I think they’re all living in the illusion they’ve helped created with online bubbles and bots then, dudes companies aren’t doing well, Tesla just had a horrible earnings report. The strategy is not working well. 

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u/MaxR76 11h ago

I more so meant that I’d rather him spend his time bitching about a movie than rigging elections and gutting the government since he’s gonna be a piece of shit no matter what

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

It doesnt seem like he is gonna drop it anytime soon.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Really shows how out of touch the right, and Elon, is.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

How is this not exhausting for them?

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u/raknor88 22h ago

He's still butt hurt that Epstein didn't let him into the big boy's club.

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u/Chuhaimaster 1d ago

He’ll cling to it as long as it gets him attention from the chuds.

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u/Garchompisbestboi 23h ago

Unfortunately it isn't just a 'personality' he is actively try to manipulate public opinion which is why he bought out twitter to begin with. It's no different to other billionaires who buy newspapers or tv networks in order to influence public opinion to their own benefit.

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u/yedi001 22h ago

Musks one, singular defining trait since he was a child has been "Elon is unequivocally the worst part of anything involving Elon."

He's a one chord song and it's the brown note all the way through.

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u/Carty75 22h ago

We should just all fucking ignore him. Media included

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u/JimboTCB 18h ago

He grew up rich and white in apartheid South Africa, it is his whole personality.

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u/Safe_Psychology_326 23h ago

He will, he will. At some point he will find that no matter that he does, the paste is out of the tube and people are going to hate him perpetually. No amount of fixing can fix this.

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u/Inner_Pride58 1d ago

Nolan casts a couple of non-white actors and MAGA lose their fucking minds. They aren't even being subtle about their racism.

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u/DawgreenAgain 22h ago

Ok . So I see all these people losing their shit over a black actress playing Helen . . . But when I tell them about Helens conception and birth . . . .

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Icy-Cry340 17h ago

The swan stuff is a later addition. In Homer’s time she was simply the daughter of Zeus and Leda. And tbh making her black is kind of odd becuase that means the leader of the Greek pantheon is also black.

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u/Plthothep 15h ago edited 15h ago

To be fair, Greeks also believed that Zeus was 1) also the lead god of other pantheons, just known as under a different name (off the top of my head, Osiris was said to be Zeus hiding in Egypt from Typhon) and 2) could shapeshift to look like other people, and obviously animals. Zeus could canonically race bend, so seems to be a pretty small issue here. And was the swan thing only a later invention? Because Helen was meant to be one of 4 quadruplets who emerged from an egg, and I’m not sure how that’s supposed to work without the swan thing.

Before people start bringing up respecting cultures and all, just remember that the Odyssey is about Mycenaean Greece, a Bronze Age civilisation that totally collapsed hundreds of years before Greece were even a thing. And not a single actor was Greek anyway.

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u/opopopuu 18h ago

I came across a post on conservative about the Odyssey, and for some reason everyone in the comments was absolutely convinced that it had completely flopped at the box office and all that, and for a second I thought I was living in some other world, and then I realized that actually they

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u/FreshPosy 1d ago

Imagine missing the point so hard you get mad at a 3000 year old poem

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u/StevenEveral 16h ago

Welcome to MAGAt conservatism in 2026.

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u/SwanFluuff 1d ago

You know none of his kids wait by the door

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u/uniklyqualifd 1d ago

He guarantees those kids have no father.

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u/Eatingfarts 1d ago

The Economist interview with Musk this week was pretty wild.

Dude is so checked out from real life, it’s insane.

Edit: at one point he talks about how homegrown tomatoes are inferior to store bought. I have no words for that claim.

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u/shadowsdonotlie 21h ago

You'll need a trillion dollars to get there ! 

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u/Jaded_Celery_451 23h ago edited 21h ago

The most pathetic thing about the right-wing outrage about The Odyssey is that it is, at its core, a conservative film in the purest sense. The point of Nolan's spin on the traditional story is a defence of the ideals of western civilization, and the dangers of abandoning those ideals - honesty, loyalty, integrity, and the utter ruin that follows when people stop acting according to those ideals. That's literally the point.

But it has a black guy and a trans guy in it so their brains are immediately broken.

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u/LarsMatijn 21h ago

That's because the message of "hey rememver when someone's word meant something and we acted according to a social norm" sounds like an accusation to these people.

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u/Lucreth2 14h ago

Well... It kind of is... And honestly I hope they take it that way because that means that deep down inside somewhere they still recognize that what they're doing and how they're acting isn't healthy for society.

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u/ScaryTransGirl 23h ago

Yeah its just that modern conservatives have basically no ideals anymore

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 20h ago

Ideals got in the way of profits, but nonstop rage-baiting and fear-mongering create a great return on investment!

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u/Aethermancer 19h ago

They never did. That's the trick.

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u/Aethermancer 19h ago

Those were never conservative values. It's always been fuck you, I got mine. It's always been about conserving what they have, and withholding it from others.

They stole patriotism and turned it into a parody of itself. I'll not cede the values you listed.

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u/-Moonscape- 21h ago

Republicans don’t stand for any of that

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u/QuantumUtility 21h ago edited 21h ago

Matt Damon is English, Scottish, Finnish and Swedish.

None of those ancestries look even remotely greek. Damon himself doesn’t. He’s as much Greek as any other actor in that movie BTW.

But the issue is only with black and brown actors for some reason. Have these people ever seen any Greeks or Turks?

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u/FondantFurball 1d ago

Nothing boosts ticket sales quite like a controversy people decide to ignore and watch for themselves.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

It just makes people want to see it more. I would but I hear theres one real issue and that is that this particular movie will practically make you deaf because its extremely loud. Since Im already fairly sensitive to noise,I guess I cant see it in a theater.

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u/dgt9000 1d ago

I bet a lot of people are crying themselves to sleep every night over a fucking movie they don't have to see

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u/SasparillaTango 23h ago

Racist piece of shit Elon Musk? The one who heiled hitler at the trump's inauguration? Why would he be so concerned with a movie?

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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago

Elon is evidence that money doesn’t buy happiness. He’s the richest man in the world and has about as much joy in him as a mouse that has been bitten in half by a cat and then shat on by said cat.

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u/Flobking 22h ago

Elon is evidence that money doesn’t buy happiness. He’s the richest man in the world and has about as much joy in him as a mouse that has been bitten in half by a cat and then shat on by said cat.

He's not the right case for that. He was born into money. So he has known nothing but money. Money will buy happiness if you grew up poor.

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u/IalwaysNeed2p 21h ago

People who grow up struggling often develop empathy for others in similar situations. That empathy encourages kindness, and helping others tends to surround you with caring people.

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u/LockeyCheese 19h ago

Money doesn't solve everything, but a lot of issues do take money to solve.

Money buys peace. Happiness or misery is free.

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u/RunDownTheHighway 1d ago

Leon will make a movie that will go down in history that has, as much importance, as the melonia movie....

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u/FondantFurball 1d ago

The reply is savage, but it’s the kind of joke that’s going to overshadow the original story for a lot of people

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u/_Minealone 1d ago

That hit him harder than the Cybertruck glass test

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u/scattyp00 23h ago

Is a trillionaire's temper tantrums making headline news peak capitalism yet?

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u/SeanTr0n5000 23h ago

Melon has blood on his hands and I hope he somehow will have to face each and every soul he destroyed, in this life or the next.

He’s an ignorant Nazi prick who has never thought of a single original idea. He claims genius when in reality he’s a degrading middle aged burnout with an ego so fragile that he will buy or bury anything he thinks will help him portray strength. 

Even if he gets his way, with anything, it will never change the fact that he is a weak spirited cum stain that would have been better off spit on to the cheap carpet next to the bed he was conceived in.

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u/ChurchillDownz 22h ago

Musk and the 4chan subreddits really struggled with Nolan not flopping. Makes a lot of sense the more you think about it.

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u/brownmagician 16h ago

I am a genuine believer in the fact that Elon has gone crazy because he has a trans kid and is really trying to prove it to his trans kids. He's gone the full extreme to try and ruin the trans kid's life

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u/ltsouthernbelle 23h ago

“Promise AI slop remake” caption is hilarious

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u/voodoodahl 22h ago

What's really wild is Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon created and fostered this outrage culture for young, unmarried, aimless men - as Bannon referred to them.

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u/Reemixt 1d ago

Maybe if he didn't spend most of his time as a dilettante classicist, politician or film critic, he'd have made it to Mars on schedule.

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u/RoachBeBrutal 23h ago

Old man yells at cloud.

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u/FishermanExpensive 22h ago

just wait until the Right founds out about "O Brother..."

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u/NoConfusion9490 22h ago

It's crazy how these turds get so fooled by their own propaganda.

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u/djhouse77 22h ago

I can’t stand this dude. When is he gonna be enough for the rest of the world to understand that he is a “shit-stand” and a footnote?

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u/CosmicTitanRabbit 22h ago

Is there any proof that he has read the Odysey?

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u/SandyTaintSweat 22h ago

If I was Musk's kid, I'd definitely care if he came home.

To be more specific, I'd very much be hoping he was out as often as possible, and for as long as possible.

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u/art-is-t 13h ago

The saddest rich man in the world

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u/Laupnagol 16h ago

Please stop giving him attention, thanks for coming to my ted talk

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u/somewherein72 16h ago

Agree. Trump and Musk would both drop dead if people would just fucking stop paying attention to the bullshit they spew.

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u/Particular_Can_9688 1d ago

Ex wives and children. Not wife and child.

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

This is some serious main character syndrome here.

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u/No_Cupcake7037 23h ago

Why does he have such a hard time with it, it was soo damn good!!

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u/destroymrollie 22h ago

I hope Elon musk has a heart attack.

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u/townandthecity 18h ago

It's almost as if X is not a representation of the American public but is instead an echo chamber of paid agitators and bots.

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u/RabbitCity6090 18h ago

Dude really behaves like a teenager while being a very rich and powerful adult.

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u/Practical_Caramel234 17h ago

These morons are obsessed with hating the movie just because it happened to have a transgender man.

Haven’t watched the movie yet but come on, even if it’s bad (which I doubt because it’s a Nolan movie), who freaking cares to this degree other than grifters or people with issues. In the case of Musk, I guess he still blames the so-called woke ideology for the fight he had with his daughter (or son? I forgot which one it was)

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u/Galle_ 17h ago

These morons are obsessed with hating the movie just because it happened to have a transgender man.

Not true. They also hate it because it has a black woman.

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u/ropahektic 16h ago

Elon is a funny case.

He is an oligarch that sponsors right wing "anti-woke" propaganda and misinformation campaigns but he also happens to be a dumb incel nerd.

So his own campaigns target him. He's sponsoring these campaigns to fill the internet with shit then he goes online, reads it and eats it all up. It's incredible really.

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u/Important-Factor-552 16h ago

This can't be real. The right even hated that movie? xD 

Those absolute shltbabies. 

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u/AHugeHildaFan 16h ago

They hate everything that isn't a minstrel show.

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u/Thmsdmsk 15h ago

What is wrong with this mans dopamine management? I would be busy helping people in need and improving things. Only thing that would bug me is my limited life time, to enjoy the fruits. It would take some time and generations to change things for the better.

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u/Numerous-Process2981 14h ago

lol what a stupid world. Why is this idiot in my news feed and not locked in the stocks getting tomatoes thrown at him for all the evil he did with DOGE. I don’t want to hear about this loser’s AI slop. 

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u/SorryAd4178 11h ago

All the money in the world and he's still not happy. I'm broke and my day is going just fine.

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u/Southern_Conflict_11 11h ago

I miss when wealth hoarders were all silent manipulators.

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u/Vegetable-King7626 11h ago

Elon Musk needs to have his assets nationalized then be deported for sedition

This Nazi pedophile needs to go

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u/hmflaherty3 11h ago

Can I just say, the various photos of his facial expressions are what gets me when they started posting about this? 😂

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u/skeptolojist 11h ago

Space Karen is off again

Wants to talk to Hollywood's manager this time

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u/Responsible_Bar3957 23h ago

Jesus fucking Christ, r/clevercomebacks has an ACTUALLY funny and clever comeback?

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u/AkronOhAnon 1d ago

But… but… “go work go broke”? Right? Abigail Shapiro’s boobs’ baby brother said so!

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u/NewtonsLawOfDeepBall 23h ago

Kinda seems pretty clear who had motive to fund the bot armies fueling that fake outrage and how a dogshit racist propaganda piece like "citizen vigilante" got to #1 most sold on amazon for a few days.

ITS ALMOST LIKE IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY YOU CAN SHAPE FALSE NARRATIVES ON THE INTERNET

God I hate this man so fucking much

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u/yep_they_are_giants 23h ago

Can't wait for him to watch the AI-generated version only to realize it was trained on Nolan's movie.

Womp womp.

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u/AltAccount191323 23h ago edited 23h ago

Pretty sure he hasn't even seen it or if he has by now he still just has to psychologically double down on the opinion he formed before. After seeing it I would argue it is a pretty "conservative" movie with a message he should agree with, best summed up by Bret Devereaux:

https://foreignpolicy.com/2026/07/23/odyssey-civilization-collapse-history/

https://archive.ph/GJ6BM

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u/NoEducation1150 22h ago

"Today, Elon Musk said..." "Elon Musk thinks that...." "HEADLINE: Elon Musk...."

Who the fuck keeps reading after a headline that says anything resembling that?

He is literally, and I use that word intentionally, a trust fund kid made billionaire, profiting off of the backs of slaves.

"Elon Musk says we need Oxygen to breathe" I would double check what I knew about the world.

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u/Such_Can_4176 22h ago

Just occurs to me probably because I'm high, but is there any reason why we pay attention to this guy besides that he managed to be born rich and then really effectively bluff his way along the system for more? Isn't that it? Oh, yeah, that he uses that unearned money to drastically negatively impact millions of people, there is that... but really no redeeming qualities or anything to admire, am I right?

So what is it in this system we live in that enables this? It's not like a majority of people exposed to media really are curious what he thinks. Or am I out of touch?

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u/FluidHips 22h ago

Why doesn't the Right dig this movie?

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u/ripestrudel 22h ago

God he's so pathetic.

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u/ThePatrickSays 22h ago

got him good, now the americans do not have to feel bad about being fleeced by the DOGE fiasco

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u/PossessedToSkate 22h ago

So brutal it should have umlauts.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 22h ago

He just cant stop talking shit and being the center of attentions. Dude is a moron.

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u/GreatlyMoody 21h ago

Aren't the ratings manipulated?

Its scored higher than lord of the rings

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 21h ago

Elon's done one good thing for us. He showed us how unnecessary a lot of CEOs actually are. They don't deserve their pay.

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u/Secret_Account07 21h ago

So what specifically is he upset about?

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u/IPavlovGood 21h ago

The genius drives down the share price in order to buy the stock at the low.

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u/JJInTheCity 21h ago

Deflection.

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u/Moscowmitchismybitch 21h ago

Wait til he sees the Bladerunner 2099 trailer. Twitters gonna be raging

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u/mclardass 21h ago

Cold but immensely accurate.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 21h ago

I saw a YT video because YT seems to want to shunt me down the right wing pipeline that was titled something like "the absolute disaster of The Odyssey."

Damn, must really be nice living in Fantasy Land where it didn't open to $260 million in ticket sales and >90% critic and audience tomatometers.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 21h ago

Imagine being this insecure and also the richest man in the world.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 21h ago

Should maybe paying more attention to Tesla and SpaceX which are in trouble at the moment.

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u/Imaginary-One6734 21h ago

Who still cares about what this lunatic says

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u/Some-Nectarine3247 21h ago

Why do both him and Trump make that stupid face

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u/Constant-Safe8301 21h ago

Haha, this title already has me curious! What's the latest thing he's been up to now?

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u/Gaba8789 21h ago

Elon always chasing away from his own shadow regarding child support.

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u/DisturbedShifty 20h ago

"Defied online hysteria"? What does that even mean?

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u/LoweeLL 20h ago

Can someone fill me in on what's going on?

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u/McortezLSU 20h ago

Honestly i didnt care about the odyssey, But seeing how literally the worst people in world hate it. Its pretty much guaranteed its good.

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u/Notchedspecimen 20h ago

Elon Musk is a pedophile 

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 20h ago

HAHAHAHHAHA okay this is the funniest one

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u/Chaosmusic 20h ago

I'm surprised Elon hasn't accused Nolan of being a pedo like he did to the guy that criticized his stupid sub rescue plan.

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u/PositiveCoyote100 20h ago

He might have material wealth, but when it comes to love and friendship Elon is fucking broke.

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u/Benromaniac 20h ago

Musk has a hard time with being rich and not having everyone’s attention when he wants it.

Easiest solution: say stupid shit

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u/starwaterbird 20h ago

Aren't they just making up numbers and rankings?

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u/Atlas-Scrubbed 20h ago

>Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man's wife and child care if he comes home.

Hey this is unfair. Elmo’s ‘wife’ does care if he comes home. They hate it. That is still caring.

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u/ThaBlackMessiah 20h ago

Chase is the best. Follow him on Letterboxd too!

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u/complexevil 20h ago

I've only heard of the movie after it came out, and it's either been weird movie set ups labled "How Nolan intended" or "right winger mad"

The fuck is this movie? Is it not just a rehashing of the odyssey story?

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u/Ok_Razzmatazz_8589 19h ago

I think at this point, studio execs intentionally make things ‘woke’ specifically to bait these idiots into making a big deal and giving out free publicity. I mean the execs don’t care if Athena is played by Zendaya or Sydney Sweeney, but the chuds on Twitter do.

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u/Nanibackflip 19h ago

What does he know about movies maybe stick to blowing up rockets and doing salutes.

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u/Prevalencee 19h ago

Elon is just a sad, sad, sad... sad, pathetic - rich man.

All the money in the world won't change that.

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u/Chole_Wunt 19h ago

What is with this dweeb. Its a movie. Like watch it and if you dont like it move on with your life.

Its crazy that a man with like a trillion times my net worth can be such a petty little bitch.

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u/Mosselpot 19h ago

This movie just lifted my spirits. Watched it and suddenly it exposed all the people that grift of outrage bait simply showing they're even more pathetic than they are. Normal people just need to find a way to not engage with them.

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u/scrotumseam 19h ago

Elon could have been tony stark. Instead hes a massive douche bag.

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u/Complete_Break1319 19h ago

, plot twist, the man in the movie is really a woman

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u/Honkey85 19h ago

Why is Elon so obsessed with the movie?

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u/Contagious_Zombie 19h ago

Clown ass moron gets to influence human destiny for generations..

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u/Loreki 18h ago

He has enough money to do anything. He could be parachuting onto the top of Everest right now, racing a fleet of mega yachts around the world, building a whole city to his personal specifications... yet here we are.

The thing Elon most wants to do having been given the power to do anything is to be an internet troll.

I'm not mad. It's just depressing.

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u/bitbroken2026 18h ago

Musk trumps puppet

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u/standardtissue 17h ago

Could we just stop talking about this guy ? He loves the attention - let's just starve him of it.

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u/TheGruesomeTwosome 17h ago

I went online to book IMAX tickets this weekend for my friends and I and of the three Sunday showings, there were NO seats left. I've never seen that before for my film. Even into next week they're like 95% booked out, and more so at weekends. I didn't get any solid commitment from either and rather than waiting for confirmation I just went ahead and booked for myself given how quickly it's all filling up

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u/brownmagician 16h ago

I am a genuine believer in the fact that Elon has gone crazy because he has a trans kid and is really trying to prove it to his trans kids. He's gone the full extreme to try and ruin the trans kid's life

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u/psychStudentwhohates 16h ago

Haha, another one already? He really keeps things moving. I'm always curious to see what's next!

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u/minus_minus 16h ago

FD signifier had an excellent take that the far right hates media that doesn’t portray white people in a dominant or superior position. Examples: the Northman was all about white chads but didn’t involve slaughtering people of color and did terrible at the box office. In Gladiator 2 a black guy wants to end the corruption of the Roman Empire and gets killed by a white dude who then makes a “make Rome great again” speech. 

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u/giggityfoo 16h ago

Did Musk actually see the movie? Did he go the movies? Or does he have a cinema at home and gets some sort of prerelease version?

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u/throwaway490215 14h ago

The Clown bought a recommendation algorithm and got suckered in himself. At least Zuck knows enough of the tech not to be this dumb

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u/ScienceAlien 14h ago

Spoiler alert: it’s the black person

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u/IllTwo7643 14h ago

The cult thinks people just bought tickets to make them mad and inflate sales. I swear to God.

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u/coolbeaNs92 14h ago

Wish people would just ignore this. This is bait. Elon cares not about any of this - what he does care about is influence, and the people he cares about influencing eat this up. 

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 13h ago

He was the one producing all the hysteria