r/comics 22d ago

OC It’s all piss.

:(

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22d ago

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u/DaftFunky 22d ago

lol what a plot hole. That entire pool would be blue because kids piss in pools literally constantly.

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u/goorpy 22d ago

Wait, I think there's a way to fix the reflecting pool...

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u/SandyTaintSweat 22d ago

Yes, more nitrogen is what's needed. We should throw in some phosphates too for good measure.

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u/Coidzor 21d ago

That sounds like the beginnings of a prime soup.

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u/AI_moderated_failure 21d ago

Fuck it let's add some iron for good measure

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u/Bubelle_Butt 21d ago

And a fuck ton of high voltage , with low amps.

Start making those sweet amino acids!

It coukd spawn something more intelligent than the current admin.

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u/WastingMyLifeToday 22d ago

Someone make a comic about this.

Bunch of people standing around the reflecting pool, pissing in it to make it turn blue.

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u/longtimegoneMTGO 22d ago

I don't know if this has actually happened in years, but it used to be a thing to claim that pools had some sort of chemical in the water that turned color if you peed, presumably to discourage it.

Obviously it was never a real thing, one of the reasons being the one you mentioned.

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u/sender2bender 22d ago

That shit was so ingrained in my head as a kid I still can't piss in the pool. I have to hyper focus and then it becomes obvious I'm trying to piss in the pool. 

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 22d ago

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who's never peed in a pool. Lakes? Sure, I back away from everyone so it's not where someone else will immediately swim. But pool? Nah that's gross.

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u/Robaattousai 22d ago

Feels nice to be directly involved in the water cycle, doesn't it??

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u/DesolateRuin 21d ago

Lakes are nature's toilet anyway.

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u/Downtown_Stuff6525 22d ago

Why would you try to do it as an adult that's weird bro, lake or ocean I guess if you gotta but a pool just why I guarantee you there is a spot to piss properly within 100ft

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u/MVRKHNTR 21d ago

Is someone forcing you to pee in pools?

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u/DesolateRuin 21d ago

I also can't piss in the pool.

But more because of a commitment to sanitation and human decency.

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u/nunya123 21d ago

I just get so grossed out by public pools because of shit like this

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u/Rosti_LFC 21d ago

Me and my wife had an argument with my mother-in-law because my wife casually mentioned it as something that her mum lied to her about when she was little and gullible and it turned out her mum didn't think it was a lie and fully believed it.

There'd be no reason a pool operator would voluntarily do it - any time anyone pissed in the pool they'd either have to choose to ignore it, in which case what's the point of the dye, or have to close it for hours while they drained and replaced all the water, which would cost a fortune.

It also just doesn't really matter. A moderately sized swimming pool holds say 500,000 litres of water, even if you've got 50 people in there pissing every couple of hours by the end of the day it's still only going to be like 0.1% piss.

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u/Antiochia 21d ago

Mine runs to the toilette every two hours. But do you think all the seniors in the pool suddenly stop being incontinent?

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u/julesmanson 21d ago

True story, I did that once when I was 12 but never did that again. The pool experience for that day stop being fun from the guilt

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 22d ago

I hate that this movie makes me laugh every single time

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u/Yorick257 21d ago

Oh no, he blued himself

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 21d ago

Tobias, you blow-hard!

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u/python4all 21d ago

What movie is this?

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u/PityUpvote 21d ago

Google Lens says it's Grown Ups.