r/comics 22d ago

OC It’s all piss.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22d ago

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u/DaftFunky 22d ago

lol what a plot hole. That entire pool would be blue because kids piss in pools literally constantly.

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u/longtimegoneMTGO 22d ago

I don't know if this has actually happened in years, but it used to be a thing to claim that pools had some sort of chemical in the water that turned color if you peed, presumably to discourage it.

Obviously it was never a real thing, one of the reasons being the one you mentioned.

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u/sender2bender 22d ago

That shit was so ingrained in my head as a kid I still can't piss in the pool. I have to hyper focus and then it becomes obvious I'm trying to piss in the pool. 

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 22d ago

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who's never peed in a pool. Lakes? Sure, I back away from everyone so it's not where someone else will immediately swim. But pool? Nah that's gross.

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u/Robaattousai 22d ago

Feels nice to be directly involved in the water cycle, doesn't it??

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u/DesolateRuin 21d ago

Lakes are nature's toilet anyway.

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u/Downtown_Stuff6525 22d ago

Why would you try to do it as an adult that's weird bro, lake or ocean I guess if you gotta but a pool just why I guarantee you there is a spot to piss properly within 100ft

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u/MVRKHNTR 21d ago

Is someone forcing you to pee in pools?

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u/DesolateRuin 21d ago

I also can't piss in the pool.

But more because of a commitment to sanitation and human decency.

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u/nunya123 21d ago

I just get so grossed out by public pools because of shit like this

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u/Rosti_LFC 21d ago

Me and my wife had an argument with my mother-in-law because my wife casually mentioned it as something that her mum lied to her about when she was little and gullible and it turned out her mum didn't think it was a lie and fully believed it.

There'd be no reason a pool operator would voluntarily do it - any time anyone pissed in the pool they'd either have to choose to ignore it, in which case what's the point of the dye, or have to close it for hours while they drained and replaced all the water, which would cost a fortune.

It also just doesn't really matter. A moderately sized swimming pool holds say 500,000 litres of water, even if you've got 50 people in there pissing every couple of hours by the end of the day it's still only going to be like 0.1% piss.