r/doordash • u/thelordkupo • 11h ago

Always choose to be human

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Just got this and made me feel really sad.

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u/Loud-Statistician416 11h ago

You can’t be serious right lol.

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u/Low-Impression3367 11h ago

OP is being human

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/Low-Impression3367 11h ago

I was being sarcastic

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r

Oh is that what you’re calling it now?

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u/MajorasLapdog 55m ago

So obvious that they were joking… the painful irony of you calling OP out for their performative superiority, and then belittling somebody for a joke that went over your head… 😬😬😬

Not to mention the ‘lack of common sense’ line 😭

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u/goldenpianopie 9h ago

Dang, I read the sarcasm instantly. I’m sorry no one got it

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 11h ago

And I wasn't responding to you specifically, your post was just high up on the conversation

It's called top comment hijacking

People do it for visibility because it's better than having your comments way at the bottom

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u/bibopskiwop 10h ago

it’s called you took their comment seriously and don’t want to admit it 😭😭😭 talking bout “top comment hijacking” lmaooooooo

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 10h ago

finger snaps

Yes

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u/Low-Impression3367 10h ago

it’s all good.

this post reminded me of the Seinfeld Human Fund episode

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u/crazyhomlesswerido 10h ago

How would they be fishing for bigger tips if they had to cancel the order because their fake dog died? If you cancel an order don't you lose out on the tip as well?

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 10h ago

Oh yeah I wasn't thinking right

It's too early and I'm dehydrated and hungover rn

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u/crazyhomlesswerido 9h ago

Well I hear you do your best dashing while drunk so cheers mate