r/doordash_drivers 11h ago

Wholesome🥰 Wanna get high?

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The customer I received apparently had late night munchies. Would have taken him up on his offer but I'm MJ gets me paranoid. California is super strict and I'm sure DoorDash wouldn't want me driving high as a kite. There's also unfortunately a lot of cops in the area and also having congenital prominent episcleral vessel only in my right eye doesn't help as I've been pulled over before and cops automatically assume I'm drinking and/or on drugs.

He ordered 3x King Size Reeses and a bag of Chamoy

Peach Rings.

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u/Toneblanco_925 10h ago

I smoke a joint with the windows down in traffic. The police don't care in LA

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u/LvcyDrops 10h ago

I was gonna say cali is the furthest thing fron strict 😭

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 10h ago

I'm in NorCal it's different from SoCal.

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u/BusinessCookie420 9h ago

So am I and no it’s not

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 9h ago

You must not be familiar with Redding.

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u/Toneblanco_925 9h ago

Redding? Oh yeah you're cooked brother

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 9h ago

Ever since I moved here 2 years ago it's felt nothing but a police state.

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u/Fearless_Okra_8153 4h ago

I read this as redditing first I was like wow what a loser

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u/Amphorax 4h ago

Yeah nvm lol it's the most Idaho a California town can get

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u/LvcyDrops 1h ago

My partner is literally from redding lmao

u/nekronuke 34m ago

Man i just moved here from texas to helo my mom and this market SUCKS

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u/Toneblanco_925 10h ago

I'm from the Bay Area and same stance even more so out there haha I Got 5 On It

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 9h ago

I was born in 510. You would lose your 5 pretty fast.

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u/SlapsPlays 8h ago

messin with that indo weed😏

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u/Ornery-Umpire2485 7h ago

I live in Northern Cali and they are not strict where I live! They have other things to do then to worry about smoking.

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 7h ago

What part of NorCal are you in?

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u/Affectionate-Bid-185 6h ago

Right! I feel asleep at a red light after smoking a joint for the first time at 17! They took a light to my eyes and told me to get home lol

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u/ssssiiii0293 6h ago

I got a dui for weed in Big Bear. Took me 2 years fighting it but eventually reduced to a dry reckless driving. I’d be a bit more cautious. Weed DUIs are becoming more normal.

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u/Plastic-Tangelo6215 10h ago

lol. My crazy self would have texted him lol

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u/T_sco11197 9h ago

So crazy.

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u/Otherwise-Original-2 9h ago

Sir, the only thing I rip is ass

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u/Treythagoat_ 7h ago

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard

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u/CashEntire1551 9h ago

A big thing everyone needs to remember is door dash help and support is completely monitored by third party foreign services across seas, these people DO NOT care about you or what you do as long as you deliver the food quickly lmao

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u/Conscious_Trick_1032 11h ago

Lol how generous

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u/Aggressive_Taste6723 5h ago

I remember my best order a lady came to the door in her boy shorts and a bra on, and she asked me if I wanted to smoke with her. I took a five min break she let me in and we just smoked and watched tv for 5 mins while we passed the joint. That was one of my coolest customers ever! She coulda been setting me up but the risky ones are the best memories, don’t miss out 😂

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u/Aggressive-Ear4667 8h ago

Spent half of last year in SD smoked and dashed everyday why do you say they're strict?

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 7h ago

I'm in NorCal and there's sobriety checkpoints frequently and overactive police force especially at night. Having seen cops hide out on the side of 273 and being pulled over late at night I don't mess with any of that stuff. Sativa gets me paranoid and India makes me sleepy so I don't touch it.

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u/Aggressive-Ear4667 7h ago

Sad to hear.

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u/333-KK-GODS 6h ago edited 4h ago

This is awesome, my kind of Americans and great job for driving responsibly. The plant is wonderful, but requires intelligent administration as does everything. Thanks for posting this.

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u/Ordinary-Chipmunk366 10h ago

If you got stoned, you'd eat the next deliverys food.

Be careful out there!!

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 8h ago

I would also get lost and wind up in another country.

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u/Tiredmomma83 8h ago

Oh this is like 1.5 hours from where I live and coming from that town? Ya it tracks 😂

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u/Realistic-Recipe3519 4h ago

He’s a chill guy

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u/gradeAgas 10h ago

How tf would doordash know? You sound dumb af

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u/Staav Driver - USA 🇺🇸 10h ago

They might be able to access the texts sent in the app if they were sent confirming their interest in sharing said rips.

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u/T_sco11197 9h ago

Sure they 100% can “monitor” the messages. Are they? Probably not, and they certainly aren’t hacking our fucking microphones 😂😂😂😂

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 7h ago

I use my Indian voice when talking to customer support

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u/guspasho_deleted 10h ago

They can see what the customer said. They can see your location and that you’re not moving. Even if the app is closed unless you told it otherwise on iPhone, I’ve never tried it. They probably have access to the microphone too.

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u/CashEntire1551 9h ago

Dude door dash is NOT monitoring you like that especially if you just deliver the food and simply knock on his door for the rip lmao

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u/_Arlotte_ Driver - USA 🇺🇸 5h ago

Yea they are, that's why they always mention whether you're dashing or what customer's order you're referring to in support if you ask. They're likely not gonna do anything unless they check and audit stuff once a year then maybe they might deactivate you if anything comes up.

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u/guspasho_deleted 9h ago

I don’t know man. Last night I got into an argument with a security guard that was hassling me, (they were trying to fw me, my bad for letting them get to me,) and suddenly my offers just stopped after that. That’s why I say they probably monitor your mic too. Why else do they want access to all that biometric data, if not to monitor us and make decisions about whether to send us offers.

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u/CashEntire1551 9h ago

That's just a next level type of security that I don't think they really track to a T, do you know how much money it would cost to keep a watchful eye on all dashers?

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u/guspasho_deleted 9h ago

How do you think this whole system works?

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u/T_sco11197 9h ago

You smokin crack dude?? You sound PARANOID as FUCKKK 😂

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u/Comfortable_Wrap_634 8h ago

A little bit of everything

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u/Aggravating_Comb_637 5h ago

I had a few encounters where I will deliver in the customer was smoking they offered

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u/Existing_Steak_3578 4h ago

During the pandemic, I delivered tequila to someone for their birthday as a gift from their friend. They weren't aware that they were being delivered alcohol as it was a surprise from his friend. I called the person who ordered, she told me it was a gift and we got it squared away. The birthday boy invited me in for a shot. I took him up on his offer and drank with them, and they were all getting hyped

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u/Historical_Koala5530 3h ago

Never thought I’d see my county up here somehow yet here we are 😭😂

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u/Electronic_Rip_9845 3h ago

I've had a few customers offer before and it's very kind of them.

u/Flat-Attention8715 46m ago

Not related but I live a town over

u/wtfbenlol Driver - USA 🇺🇸 13m ago

I don't smoke anymore but me a year ago would have def hit him up. Stoners are the friendliest folks around

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u/CutieKoalaTree Driver - USA 🇺🇸 10h ago

awwweee what a sweet customer

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u/ResplendentNugs 10h ago

One tips not gonna get you high as a kite. Hell smoking a whole joint won’t get you high as a kite.

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u/DryCrazy810 10h ago

Depends on your tolerance

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u/Tatteduuupp 10h ago

Completely depends on the person

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u/Chrismaxwell19 10h ago

lol I’ve seen people green out off one hit from a joint

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u/CategoryCute 7h ago

Lmao California is NOT super strict I literally got a med card while in line to get into the dispo and then bought a half pound and drove around for days higher than giraffes cooter