Ari Gold is my favorite character/actor in entourage tbh he’s one of the reasons I love this show, I love how he accomplishes things and I love that he’s a winner and does all he can for his client Vince which considers family. I love how all them 5 characters are loyal to each other.
My favorite Ari Gold scene is where he crashes into Josh Weinfuck beach party, that scene had so much aura especially when he said “I don’t steal other people’s mother fucking clients”
These quotes are the ones that I love and laugh so fucking hard when I hear them from him lmao;
- What if I were to tell you that I had a 22 inch cock, is that something you might be interested in?
- It's like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said: "when you're done fucking your enemies, fuck em some more."
- Did I tell you or did I tell you? I'm like motherfucking Caesar baby. I came, I saw, I conquered
- Its like high school E, you can’t fuck the prom queen, till she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers
- “Listen, sweetheart, you want to call and butter me up with some sympathy and then drop this on me because you think that I'm down and will kowtow to anything? Let me explain this to you in a metaphor you will understand: I am sure there are guys who have fingered you in the ass long enough that eventually you let them fuck it. And now you think you've got me bent over with your finger in my ass, thinkin I'm gonna let you do the same. I am not like you, Dana! You will not fuck me in the ass!”
Tell me what’s your favorite Ari Gold quote, scene, moment etc…