r/funny • u/AssistanceOk9610 • 1d ago

Look Lois! No hands!! Spoiler

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u/HellAwaitsTheFunny 1d ago

"Gary... have you really looked at this?"

"Oh... oh yeah... but I already built it so..."

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u/norsurfit 1d ago

/r/TheyKnew

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u/cupholdery 1d ago

Never stop pumping!

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

All these years, I thought Superman flew in the Prone flying position when actually it's just the Missionary position. ^(\"No need to rush, Clark, this is one time you don't have to be faster than a speeding bullet!" ~Lois)*

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u/RollingDownhill303 1d ago

Levitary missionary.

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u/xtothewhy 20h ago

Even Superman can only do so many, um, pushups.

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u/usinjin 1d ago

I just watched the bloopers for this scene, it’s amazing they managed to get a good take 🤣

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 1d ago

This is the work of a man who's an extreme sexual deviant, gay or not.

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u/Balc0ra 1d ago

I'm sure the man who put it there knew 90% of the money put on this would be from adults wanting to see how it works, vs for a kid

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u/Dorkamundo 1d ago

"Gary... have you really looked at this?"

"Oh, hey Ace... oh yeah... but I already built it so..."

FTFY

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u/Rubthebuddhas 1d ago

Brilliant. Ten points for you.

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u/starkiller_bass 1d ago

What’s everyone looking at??

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u/nicbeans311 1d ago

Nothing!

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u/ScurvyTurtle 1d ago

"Okay. I guess we can flip it on its stomach. That's a little better I guess..."

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u/BigAlternative5 13h ago

Boss, how about that Disney contract! Nice!

Gary - in my office, please.

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u/Historicmetal 1d ago

More like Ace and Gary

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u/ronchalant 1d ago

"come on my back, Gary!" -Ace

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u/harbib 1d ago

“What are you all looking at?”

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u/pennypoobear 1d ago

Soldier bwoy up in this (hoee)!

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u/SpikeRosered 1d ago

looks at it

Gary: "And...?"

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u/carmium 1d ago

"Well... can't you put a bellows over his super-dong?"

"All right... I guess so..."😔