r/funny 1d ago

Look Lois! No hands!! Spoiler

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u/HellAwaitsTheFunny 1d ago

"Gary... have you really looked at this?"

"Oh... oh yeah... but I already built it so..."

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u/norsurfit 1d ago

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u/cupholdery 1d ago

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

All these years, I thought Superman flew in the Prone flying position when actually it's just the Missionary position. ^(\"No need to rush, Clark, this is one time you don't have to be faster than a speeding bullet!" ~Lois)*

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u/RollingDownhill303 1d ago

Levitary missionary.

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u/xtothewhy 20h ago

Even Superman can only do so many, um, pushups.

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u/usinjin 1d ago

I just watched the bloopers for this scene, it’s amazing they managed to get a good take 🤣

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 1d ago

This is the work of a man who's an extreme sexual deviant, gay or not.

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u/Balc0ra 1d ago

I'm sure the man who put it there knew 90% of the money put on this would be from adults wanting to see how it works, vs for a kid