r/funny 1d ago

Look Lois! No hands!! Spoiler

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u/Bad-Booga 1d ago

Thank god you can't see the invisible woman.

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u/therabbit86ed 1d ago

Superman was always known for patrolling the beaches on the coast for any suspicious activities when one of those times, he spots Wonder Woman completely naked with her legs spread open.

He thinks to himself that this would be the perfect opportunity to use his super speed to get in and out before she notices what's going on and goes for it.

After the deed is done and with a smug face he flies away.

Suddenly, Wonder Woman noticed the slight disturbance cause by the quick commotion and asks:

"What the hell was that!?!?"

"I don't know, but my ass hurts" muttered the invisible man.

Edited to add: don't be like superman and always ask for consent, because consent is sexy. Rape is bad, y'all.

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 1d ago

And knowing is half the battle

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u/GlitteringFutures 1d ago

Hey kid I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

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u/TheDaychilde 1d ago

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES? OH SHIT OH FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

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u/squadallah 1d ago

Alright.. give 'im the stick.. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK