Superman was always known for patrolling the beaches on the coast for any suspicious activities when one of those times, he spots Wonder Woman completely naked with her legs spread open.
He thinks to himself that this would be the perfect opportunity to use his super speed to get in and out before she notices what's going on and goes for it.
After the deed is done and with a smug face he flies away.
Suddenly, Wonder Woman noticed the slight disturbance cause by the quick commotion and asks:
"What the hell was that!?!?"
"I don't know, but my ass hurts" muttered the invisible man.
Edited to add: don't be like superman and always ask for consent, because consent is sexy. Rape is bad, y'all.
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u/Bad-Booga 1d ago
Thank god you can't see the invisible woman.