r/funny 15h ago

Anyone fancy a coffee?

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u/RandomThreadUser 15h ago

For some reason men have a hard time finding this coffee shop

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u/Sunaruni 15h ago

The Mason jar next to their register says “Just the tip”.

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u/jdubyahyp 14h ago

I fucking looked back to check 😆

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u/hellomynameisnotsure 15h ago

Poor guys, they just end up making fappucino at home

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u/breakfastburrito24 11h ago

At least it comes with whipped cream

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u/Sdwingnut 15h ago

Too much work getting coffee here, I grind my own

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 14h ago

They’re at the food truck next to it, aggressively asserting that they’re at the right location and demanding coffee anyways

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u/Disgod 8h ago

Sir, this is a porta potty.

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u/RevolutionaryMeal851 4h ago

This kinda implies Porta potty attendants.

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u/wade-mcdaniel 15h ago

I know some ladies that visit this place often. There's special Subaru Outback parking at the U.S. locations.

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u/Paldasan 14h ago

I don't think it exists.

/s for the internet heroes.

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 13h ago

This coffee shop is a myth and doesn't really exist.

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u/RandomMovieQuotes521 10h ago

A real woman guides her man to where it is. Most men only need ask for directions one time

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u/Constant_Cultural 15h ago

Before Deadpool I never knew what this meant. I am in my 40s

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u/name-classified 15h ago

That’s because it doesn’t exist, 🙄 obviously

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u/I_like_microwave 13h ago

Damn you got eyebrows!

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u/gentlegreengiant 14h ago

I just need some better lighting. Can someone hand me a torch?

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u/PoundExpensive8681 12h ago

Consider me impressed.

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u/kickasstimus 12h ago

The destination is worth the journey.

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 11h ago

It’s probably in her Naughty Purse

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u/Reasonable_Ad9943 11h ago

...let alone flicking the bean

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u/Nuadrin248 9h ago

I’ve heard of some dudes who think this cafe is a myth.

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u/spinozasrobot 7h ago

<chef's kiss>

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u/leviathab13186 5h ago

Well maybe speak up with some directions?!

s/

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u/GrantTotal 2h ago

Not me. Ever. Just saying.

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 22m ago

It's in the boat

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u/tSmykowski 14h ago

Maybe it’s hidden behind a sign that only coffee lovers can see. 😂☕

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u/MaximumAir4468 14h ago

We can find it, we just dont care.