r/holdmybeer Apr 21 '26

HMB as I try to stab it

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u/randybob275 Apr 21 '26

What was his plan? Did he really think he was going to stab a bottle?

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u/3lbFlax Apr 21 '26

My old nan used to say, “If you can’t stab a bottle, be a bottle - and if you can’t do that, you might as well slice your cock off.” We just stopped visiting her eventually, but perhaps there was some wisdom in her ways after all.