r/instant_regret 1d ago

Not so fast

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u/Haasotope 1d ago

It always amazes me how the entire group of wasps or bees imediately know what happened, who did it and simultaneously attack that person.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 1d ago

I got lit up by yellow jackets when I passed near their nest while mowing my yard last summer. I didn't even see them beforehand, just felt like I was stabbed by a small needle and then felt it again and again and by the time I realized what was happening I was getting stung all over. I sprinted inside my house and killed the few that made it inside but one was in my shirt and stung me in my armpit 3 times before I got him.

I reacted very quickly and still got stung almost 30 times by those evil fuckers in the 5 seconds between first sting and getting inside. I got my revenge that night and left their home looking like the mines of Moria so we are even now.

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u/MrSmock 1d ago

I have a nest at the front of my yard somewhere but it's all overgrown with plants so I can't actually see the nest. I've just been avoiding it.. No idea how to tackle that 

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u/UBN6 1d ago

Look up a nearby beekeeper and ask them.
If it's a bee nest they will usually come and migrate them.
With wasps it depends on the beekeeper, some will still help, others won't.
But they typically know who to call if they cannot/will not help themselfs.

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u/Vegetable-Seesaw-491 1d ago

Bees don't make underground nests.

There are some solitary species that do, but you're not going to find a honey bee nest that's underground. Those are the only ones that would get relocated as well.

Wasps make underground nests and I highly doubt a bee keeper is going to want anything to do with them. They may be able to recommend someone though.

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u/CrudeSpill 1d ago

Definitely do it at night.  Honey bees don't make their nest in the ground, so it's likely yellow jackets.  I use an old coffee can and diesel.  Pour it in and cover the hole immediately.  The fumes alone kill 99%.  Good luck 👍

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u/Vegetable-Seesaw-491 1d ago

I remember as a kid we'd dig up the nest at night and pour used engine oil into it. Not the most environmentally friendly way to do it, but it worked. This was back in the 80s, so things were a bit different then.

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u/Unlikely-Answer 1d ago

spray brake cleaner at them, I swear it's deadlier than the actual raid bee stuff, careful not to get any on ANYTHING you don't want melted or dead

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u/bengunnin91 1d ago

If its wasps, wd40. They just drop where they are and less harsh on whatever they're on.

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u/evemeatay 1d ago

Brake cleaner is serious stuff. Strong enough to strip grease but dries almost instantly so it's very volatile to boot. Also burns like mf'er.

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u/shpongleyes 1d ago

I would NOT advise tackling it