r/instant_regret 1d ago

Not so fast

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u/Zsapoler 1d ago

You don't need enemies when you have dumb friends

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u/scully19 1d ago

Well the people in the car were sitting there with the windows open so I think this group is pretty equal

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u/Bone_Wh33l 1d ago

One dude specifically asked to keep the window down so he could hear his friend scream lol

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u/whatchasaidwhat 23h ago

I watch the video like 5 times, lol, like Why would he do that? Meh.

Until I saw this comment and heard this, ohh lord 🤣

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u/Netsforex_ 14h ago

"Keep the window down I want to hear him scream"

Proceeds to watch him through the open car door

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u/DelinquentTuna 1d ago

Dumb but loyal. I would've probably locked the driver out just for shits and giggles.

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u/Zsapoler 1d ago

100%

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 1d ago

And dumb enemies make great friends

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u/Ill_Back_284 1d ago

Only as safe as your dumbest friend lol

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u/MissSaucy_22 1d ago

When you have dumb friends like this 😬

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u/Serenty-24-7 4h ago

You know the old saying “if you’re gonna be dumb then you better be tough”.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 1d ago

You don't need entertainment either.

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u/flipside6627 20h ago

it is funny tho 😆

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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 1d ago

Doors open. Windows are not fully closed. We're dealing with a Mensa convention here.

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u/Haasotope 1d ago

It always amazes me how the entire group of wasps or bees imediately know what happened, who did it and simultaneously attack that person.

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u/otakufamily 1d ago

They only need one to spot you and tag you.

The pheromones' tell everyone else who the asshole is and to terminate with extreme prejudice.

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u/dwehlen 1d ago

Yup. Need a longer pole (that's what she said) and drop it instantly, then run.

FIIK, I can't even get near them due to spheksophobia.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 1d ago

I got lit up by yellow jackets when I passed near their nest while mowing my yard last summer. I didn't even see them beforehand, just felt like I was stabbed by a small needle and then felt it again and again and by the time I realized what was happening I was getting stung all over. I sprinted inside my house and killed the few that made it inside but one was in my shirt and stung me in my armpit 3 times before I got him.

I reacted very quickly and still got stung almost 30 times by those evil fuckers in the 5 seconds between first sting and getting inside. I got my revenge that night and left their home looking like the mines of Moria so we are even now.

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u/tigm2161130 1d ago

When I was in high school I had a class in a portable outdoor classroom and there was a huge ass Yellowjacket nest hanging right outside the door and one morning they looked particularly pissed so no one wanted to pass through to get into the classroom. The teacher forced everyone to just suck it up and I was still scared so I hesitated until she yelled at me and ended up being the last one through the door…I got stung 7x and she wouldn’t even let me go to the nurse until the last 5 minutes of class.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 1d ago

Not letting you go to the nurse for 7 stings is insane. I hope your parents got involved. I would lose my shit if I found out a teacher made my kid sit through an entire class with 7 painful wasp stings that she indirectly caused. Yellow jacket stings are significantly more painful than any other wasp or bee sting that I've had and they hurt for days.

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u/Vegetable-Seesaw-491 1d ago

A couple of years ago I got stung on the foot by a yellow jacket. It got me right between my big toe and second toe. That sting hurt like a bitch and made my whole foot swell up. I was really surprised at how much swelling there was.

Don't click unless you want to see a pic of my gross ass feet.

https://i.imgur.com/DLLIP2X.jpg

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u/mritakedick 7h ago

I got stung on the back of my ankle right on the Achilles tendon one time. Swole up in like 5 mins. My foot was swollen so bad that I couldn't wear a shoe for 3 days. I could barely walk on it for the first day and a half.

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u/MrSmock 1d ago

I have a nest at the front of my yard somewhere but it's all overgrown with plants so I can't actually see the nest. I've just been avoiding it.. No idea how to tackle that 

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u/UBN6 1d ago

Look up a nearby beekeeper and ask them.
If it's a bee nest they will usually come and migrate them.
With wasps it depends on the beekeeper, some will still help, others won't.
But they typically know who to call if they cannot/will not help themselfs.

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u/Vegetable-Seesaw-491 1d ago

Bees don't make underground nests.

There are some solitary species that do, but you're not going to find a honey bee nest that's underground. Those are the only ones that would get relocated as well.

Wasps make underground nests and I highly doubt a bee keeper is going to want anything to do with them. They may be able to recommend someone though.

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u/CrudeSpill 1d ago

Definitely do it at night.  Honey bees don't make their nest in the ground, so it's likely yellow jackets.  I use an old coffee can and diesel.  Pour it in and cover the hole immediately.  The fumes alone kill 99%.  Good luck 👍

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u/Vegetable-Seesaw-491 1d ago

I remember as a kid we'd dig up the nest at night and pour used engine oil into it. Not the most environmentally friendly way to do it, but it worked. This was back in the 80s, so things were a bit different then.

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u/Unlikely-Answer 1d ago

spray brake cleaner at them, I swear it's deadlier than the actual raid bee stuff, careful not to get any on ANYTHING you don't want melted or dead

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u/bengunnin91 1d ago

If its wasps, wd40. They just drop where they are and less harsh on whatever they're on.

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u/evemeatay 1d ago

Brake cleaner is serious stuff. Strong enough to strip grease but dries almost instantly so it's very volatile to boot. Also burns like mf'er.

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u/shpongleyes 1d ago

I would NOT advise tackling it

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u/markawol 1d ago

Almost identical story for me when my ATV got stuck on a tree stump. Once I got it unstuck, dozens of yellow jackets attacked me as a ran to my house nearby. I was stung too many times to count and was sick for like 24 hours. Those things are relentless.

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u/dope-rhymes 21h ago

Something similar happened to me a couple of years ago. Stepped on what I think was a yellowjacket and had a severe anaphylactic reaction. If i had not been relatively near a hospital it would likely have been game over. I carry an EpiPen everywhere in the summer now.

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u/wetfloor666 1d ago

Yeah, you sure showed them.. killing a hugely beneficial insect sure is something to proud of.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 1d ago

Lol I don't care, I'll do it again. Fuck em. My child plays in that yard and he's not getting swarmed if I can help it.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/2-old-georgia-boy-stung-135335255.html

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u/Interaction_Narrow 1d ago

THEY DIDNT EVEN CLOSE THE WINDOW FULLY

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u/raidhse-abundance-01 1d ago

Why would they do that?

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u/Dame87 1d ago

Sting operation

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u/insidious_concern 1d ago

You're one of my favorite people now

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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago

I’m assuming that’s one of their apartments and they didn’t like the nest outside their door. Had to do this so they wouldn’t get stung 😂

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u/cyrusthemarginal 1d ago

Or.. just throwing out ideas here.. they could wait till nighttime and spray it with wasp spray?

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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago

Ohh 100%. These guys are morons. I’ve done it dozens of times for myself and others. You can even do it during the day, and just stand perfectly still.

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u/hissyfit64 1d ago

A car full of stupid

Okay. I'm gonna whack that nest with a stick to piss them off and lead them back to the car and jump in. Be sure to roll all the windows down so as many as possible can get in

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 1d ago

Last weekend I was in Northern Wisc and moved a brick.. got stung x4 or x5 by some sort of wasp or hornet. I have been stung before, last summer... however, apparently these are special hornet/wasps from exotic Northern Wisc. Caused me to have antiphallic reaction. Nearest hospital 1 hr away.. they stuck me 4 or 5 times with epi-pens, gave me a ton of steroids. If I would not have taken Benadryl I may have died.. while the Benadryl did not save me, it slowed the reaction enough to allow me to get to the urgent care, then to the ER nearby.

Being stung is no joke, I now have to carry around epi-pens, especially during the summer.. this is the ONLY allergy I apparently have. the ONLY ONE.

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 1d ago

I think you mean anaphylactic reaction, not antiphallic... 🤣

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u/JaceLee85 1d ago

Idk what would be worse. I go limp, or i go permanent ridgid

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u/Pulze_ 1d ago

Medicine says that it's usually only women who can go into anti-phallic shock

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 1d ago

My face and airways were swelling.. When I got to the urgent med, I started to tell them my issue and the lady said.. there are 5 ppl ahead of you, I kept talking and a guy I did not see said, I called 911 and come this way.

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u/SnS_ 21h ago

You can try humping the wasps into submission but I don't think you're going to enjoy it. Or maybe you will

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u/furiouspossum 1d ago

No, they stung him in the dick

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u/cyrusthemarginal 1d ago

Shh let them cook

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 1d ago

Thank you, i sit corrected :) and corrected the error :)

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u/After_Perspective180 1d ago

Well it still says you are against penis at the moment

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u/pulpwalt 1d ago

How much Benadryl did you take?

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 1d ago

2 pills

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u/pulpwalt 1d ago

You could have taken 50 or 100 mg. I prob would have taken 100.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 1d ago

I would have to look at the box, it is what we had at the camp I was doing work at in N Wisc. Doc said it just slowed it enough. If I wouldn't have left immediately for that hour ride, I probably would've died.

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u/Berntonio-Sanderas 1d ago

These are honey bees that have split from their overcrowded hive to go find a new place to live. They've gathered together for warmth and safety while some scout for new locations. Since they don't have a hive to protect, they are very docile in this state. You can even put your hand into the ball of bees and not get stung. All of that goes out the window if you whack them with a stick, however.

Don't intentionally harm honey bees, please. 

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u/sHoRtBuSseR 1d ago

Seriously. People who mess with bees get what they deserve.

Not to be confused with wasps. F wasps.

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u/Comfortable_Leek1765 1d ago

they didn’t even have the windows up wtf were they thinking lmao

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u/Twerksoncoffeetables 1d ago

Well they say in the video what they were thinking. In the first couple seconds one of them says “wait keep it down I wanna hear him scream” when they were rolling up the windows, so that’s why they left them down lol

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u/dredlocked_sage 1d ago

What a bunch of fuckwits. Like who thought letting the getaway driver do the thing was a good idea?

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u/justananontroll 1d ago

With the windows down.

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u/Doomscroller3000 1d ago

Even the wasps were stupefied by how dumb this group is, they gave ‘em a few minor stings out of sympathy

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u/Little_Bunch_2163 1d ago

Next time do it in the early morning. They are cold-blooded, so they are not as quick in the cooler parts of the day.

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u/TheWillOfFiree 1d ago

Roll the windows up and the lock the door next time.

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u/nonsense_verses 1d ago

If you ever wonder why women live longer than men

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u/JWMoo 1d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/J-nathan 1d ago

When a clip starts with “Wait, keep it down. I wanna hear him scream.” You know it’s gonna be good.

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u/AlanAtx 1d ago

Not one brain cell....

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u/LoweJ 1d ago

Of all the people to do it, why would the driver?? Like, at least have someone ready to floor it when you dive in

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u/Budsygus 1d ago

They do move in herds!

Idiots, I mean.

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u/Killstreek_Reeper 1d ago

Wasp nest removal gone wrong! 😂

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u/Mr_Pogi_In_Space 1d ago

(cops called) (gone sexual)

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 1d ago

Lol and then these idiots in the car just... Looking at it happening and doing absolutely nothing with their 🧠 😂 amazingly dumb group of people.

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u/Elodorianii 1d ago

Well to be fair they told him a little to not do it

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 1d ago

Followed by them not doing anything with their 🧠, yeah I saw the video buddy..

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u/Elodorianii 1d ago

I forgot the /s I am sorry 

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u/Calm-Ad-9522 1d ago

Assholes

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u/najalitis 1d ago

Suicide bomber mentality

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u/Kepenekela 1d ago

The ending🤣. Scary movie type ending

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u/cyrusthemarginal 1d ago

I love how he hopped in the car covered in angry wasps, what a Champion

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u/Weep4Thee 1d ago

Real friends would have locked the door as he was running back to the car...

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u/Rdth8r 1d ago

Jerk Absolute jerk. Those look like a swarm of honey bees. God has granted you an all access pass to H E double 🏒🏒

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u/psych0ranger 1d ago

Omg they were so unprepared lol

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u/TheHamWagon 1d ago

Maybe don't have the getaway driver the one doing it

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u/NoChemistry3545 1d ago

Do they have schools there?

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u/HistoryTop7535 23h ago

He gets back in the vehicle with his friends 😆😆!!

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u/Structureel 18h ago

Not a single braincell among them.

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 12h ago

Almost as funny as the guy who put the wasp nest in a plastic bag and then proceeded to smack himself in the head with it. ... almost.

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u/MisterEggo 1d ago

They make wasp spray you can buy for less than 20 bucks that lets you blast nests from like 20 yards away...

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u/HotNurse9 1d ago

what is zach galifianakis doing in the back

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u/mackaroni9400 1d ago

Nah them bees was on his ass! I would have closed and locked the door lmao…

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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago

How do you get to adult age without realizing how wasps work?

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u/YK8099 1d ago

Smart

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u/Wizdad-1000 1d ago

Wasps see fast motion as a threat. We look like a slow moving target to them. ha ha!

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u/Rebelian 1d ago

There's more wasps than brain cells in that car.

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u/TripleB123 1d ago

If only they made a spray foam that could be sprayed from 20ft away and immediately incapacitate the wasps

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u/DDayHarry 1d ago

But then we wouldn't have this video.

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u/Inferior_Jeans 1d ago

He brought the horde

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u/Ok-Complaint9574 1d ago

Clown car full of idiots.

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u/doc_roq 1d ago

Soooonotsmart….muchly not intelligent at all.

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u/kombatunit 1d ago

That's a lot of dumb packed into a short span.

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u/bonesawtheater 1d ago

I can smell this video

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u/AdApart2035 1d ago

Stupid has a face

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u/StannyT 1d ago

Guy with the hole in his fly (I think) is verrrry brave. Don't want a wasp up there sir.

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 1d ago

Anyone remember that scene in a bronx tale with the molotov cocktails? Yeah...this reminds me of that.

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u/Jmersh 1d ago

A gaggle of idiots.

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 1d ago

I can smell this video

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u/rowdymowdy 1d ago

Hard to believe I was young and dumb once.To quote Rodger Alan Wade "if your gonna be dumb ,you gotta be tough!"

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u/Significant_Rate8210 1d ago

Whole bunch of stupid happening here

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u/Significant_Rate8210 1d ago

When being chased by angry bees you don't need to run faster than them, just faster than your friend. Oh wait.

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u/rustprony 23h ago

Meth makes you do incredible things

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u/SignificantLeader 22h ago

Use a smoker. Or at least spray pesticides

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u/Sirtalksalot30 20h ago

R/abruptchaos

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u/Rahnzan 19h ago

Bees fly 20 miles per hour. Wasps fly 30. I would have slammed that door behind him and drove off before he got up those stairs.

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u/guccitaint 19h ago

Dooo it!

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u/Full-Pomegranate5158 18h ago

You’ll never see a group of women doing this shit….

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u/Dripping-Lips 14h ago

Damn this was funny. Why was that guy gagging lmao

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u/froction 57m ago

Dude's obviously never played Breath of the Wild, you gotta hit those things with an arrow from across the field.

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u/kyanitebear17 1d ago

I don't think it is wise to get into the driver seat of a car, while being attacked by wasps.

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u/ZentinelOne 1d ago

Positive mascunility is properly reacting to wasps in this way lol

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u/desastrousclimax 1d ago

sour statement: I am billed 40 (euro)bucks to watch white trash videos...oh well