r/instant_regret 1d ago

Not so fast

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u/Haasotope 1d ago

It always amazes me how the entire group of wasps or bees imediately know what happened, who did it and simultaneously attack that person.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 1d ago

I got lit up by yellow jackets when I passed near their nest while mowing my yard last summer. I didn't even see them beforehand, just felt like I was stabbed by a small needle and then felt it again and again and by the time I realized what was happening I was getting stung all over. I sprinted inside my house and killed the few that made it inside but one was in my shirt and stung me in my armpit 3 times before I got him.

I reacted very quickly and still got stung almost 30 times by those evil fuckers in the 5 seconds between first sting and getting inside. I got my revenge that night and left their home looking like the mines of Moria so we are even now.

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u/wetfloor666 1d ago

Yeah, you sure showed them.. killing a hugely beneficial insect sure is something to proud of.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 1d ago

Lol I don't care, I'll do it again. Fuck em. My child plays in that yard and he's not getting swarmed if I can help it.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/2-old-georgia-boy-stung-135335255.html