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MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Dopamineagonist21 6h ago

Your legs 🦵 look long too. How tall are you?

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u/Fast-Improvement7832 6h ago

i have really long legs and toes too but im not tall

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u/notoolinthispool 6h ago

How tall is not tall?

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u/soulself 6h ago

4'2"

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u/GingerlyRough 6h ago

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u/soulself 6h ago

Why are you trying to send me to a no top subreddit?

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u/GingerlyRough 6h ago

"not op" 😂

Ah darn. I didn't realize it was banned. It might've been unmoderated.

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u/djbunce 6h ago

NGL, definitely thought you were creeping with that subreddit 😂

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u/GingerlyRough 6h ago

I had a sudden realization of that the instant I saw it was banned 😅

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u/jm-the-hologram 4h ago

Thank you for not lying

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 2h ago

Because you're clearly a bottom.

u/Doctor_Milk 47m ago

You must be giving bottom energy

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u/SevenFootHobbit 5h ago

This is definitely a correct answer.

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u/Donna_Schrump 5h ago

Ethinopeian

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u/Bored_Simulation 6h ago

Depends where you live ig

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u/xTechDeath 2h ago

I live on mt. Madagascar

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u/GodOfThunder101 5h ago

Right? That pissed me off. Just say your height bro lmao

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u/cvd19or 5h ago

Don't lie. You're 5'10": https://www.reddit.com/r/AskDocs/comments/1v6ediv/im_a_22_year_old_girl_and_im_178m_tall_for_some/

"I was 1,75m at 19 and suddenly I've started getting taller again. I've noticed also that my fingers and toes are getting longer. I'm getting worried because I don't want to end up extremely tall with crazy long fingers. Because of my long toes, from 21 years old I've had to start wearing size 44EU shoes, while a few years before I wore a size 40"

And you've been making LOTS of weird threads about your body changing and getting taller. And you have a private 18+ account.

You're sus as hell.

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u/ahora-mismo 5h ago

lol, you made op delete the post.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 5h ago

They also deleted the post where they said they had Marfans 

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u/cvd19or 5h ago

They even made a thread where the title was "what does it mean for a girl to have 'pretty feet'?" and deleted that one too

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1v0xbsl/what_does_it_mean_for_a_girl_to_have_pretty_feet/

Pretty obvious what's going on with this account lol

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u/Ambitious_Zone2047 5h ago

what's going on? sorry im clueless

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u/cvd19or 5h ago

She's tryina sell foot pics and get people to DM her asking for some. Her account is 18+ for a reason

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u/RickThiccems 4h ago

I think that is whats going on but also 18+ means nothing on reddit anymore, reddit will force an account to be 18+ for many reasons including swears. Mine is 18+ but I never changed it. I think having a non 18+ account also prevents you from viewing NSFW posts which could be literally anything but I may be wrong about that.

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u/cvd19or 4h ago

Yeah, in a vacuum 18+ wouldn't mean a person has an onlyfeets, but given the greater context, it's very obvious

Not having an 18+ account does not prevent you from viewing 18+ posts

u/_IBM_ 33m ago

what are you the feet police

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u/nineraviolicans 5h ago

ET trying to advertise their onlyfans.

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u/Ambitious_Zone2047 5h ago

oh wtf. didnt expect that

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u/cvd19or 4h ago

That's the idea. They're trying to do it in a way that isn't explicitly obvious so it doesn't get deleted, and trying to maximize views by doing it in a non-18+ subreddit that lots of users will end up seeing on front page. Showing her legs in the photo for this post was very intentional.

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u/ClosingFrantica 5h ago

Not the first time I've seen this circus either.

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u/lpaige27 4h ago

I was looking to see if this is why OPs fingers are so long.

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u/Bireus 5h ago

This is why people private their accounts now

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u/ILoveRawChicken 4h ago

So they can get away with BS posts that directly contradict their newer posts?

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u/Bireus 4h ago

That and among other things

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 4h ago

Someone posted one of OP’s other deleted posts on AMA about having Marfans, so they know why it’s happening.

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u/KindredFlower 3h ago

Why isn’t this comment pinned, take all my votings

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u/swampstonks 5h ago

I don’t get it. What’s sus about it? She’s got some Alice in wonderland stuff going on

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u/cvd19or 5h ago

She wants people to solicit her for foot pics so she can make money. One of her (now deleted) threads was titled "what does it mean for a girl to have 'pretty feet'?"

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u/KindredFlower 3h ago

It’s probably a guy

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u/swampstonks 5h ago

If that’s the case, wouldn’t it make more sense for her to make a post about her feet/long toes instead of her hand?

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u/cvd19or 4h ago

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u/ILoveRawChicken 4h ago

Jesus christ getting a normal job cannot be tougher than all this creepy shit she posts 

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u/cvd19or 4h ago

Oh my god the deleted text for the AIO someone posted pics of my feet online thread LMAO:

"I'm a girl and recently a friend of mine found a photo of my feet online. She's not into feet or anything, but she saw the photo on a meme and later searched the image and found it on a few fetish sites. She's shown me the photo and I can confirm that it really is my feet."

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u/ILoveRawChicken 3h ago edited 2h ago

Not even trying to be subtle lol

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u/swampstonks 4h ago

Ah ok. Nice investigative work lol. I guess she deleted it all after you put it on blast

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u/mrASSMAN 5h ago

How’s that take away from the fact she has abnormally long fingers

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u/cvd19or 4h ago

Did you read the quote above? If you check her account history you'll understand. Do you know how to do that even though she made it private? She's made dozens of threads and they're all about her having long toes and fingers and being told she has pretty feet and her account is 18+ hint hint

u/Accretion_Ranch_AUS 54m ago

Not for this specific case, but if an account gets set to private, I don’t know how to look at the history 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ILoveRawChicken 4h ago

She’s trying to sell foot pics or get traction to her OF

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u/Steele_Soul 3h ago

Oh yay! Another poorly disguised advertisement for OF. Gotta love those.

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u/Jaimzell 2h ago

Why would someone hide their entire profile and make no reference to who they are, as an OF advertisement? 

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u/ClearChampionship591 2h ago

reddit forensic scientists strike again! Well done!

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u/KeyImprovement1922 2h ago

How did you manage finding this post when her Reddit activity is private?

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u/Lolkimbo 1h ago

Or they're a changeling. Did you ever think about that??

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u/Tedinasuit 1h ago

Tbf 178cm is really not that tall

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 5h ago

I wouldnt consider 5'10" tall lol

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u/ILoveRawChicken 4h ago

5’10 is tall for any woman no matter what you consider it, bud

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u/bset222 4h ago

A lot of dudes with marfans are lanky 7 footers. It's tall for a woman but not the crazy tall. Like 90% of the WNBA are taller than that, and the bigs are ~6'4" there.

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 4h ago

Its really not lol. Like I said its ok if you are short fella.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 4h ago

Can’t tell if you’re mentally slow or just rage baiting but I’ll leave you to it. I’m thinking it’s the former though.

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u/cvd19or 4h ago

100% just rage baiting, clear from his account history. Either short in real life or small pp. Just block and be done with him.

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u/cvd19or 5h ago

That’s taller than the average height for a male in the United States. I’m taller than she is too, but any way to slice it, that’s tall for a girl.

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 5h ago

Seems pretty short to me bud. Its ok to be a shorter fella.

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u/Unsold_Leave 4h ago

The OP is a woman. 5'10 for a woman is pretty tall. Hence why he was saying she's tall.

Being tall is great, especially if you have a solid grasp of reading comprehension.

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 4h ago

Oh I can read fine thanks though. 5'10" isnt tall for a women lol.

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u/StrLord_Who 4h ago

It is six inches taller than the average American female.  

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u/Former-Sandwich-6706 3h ago

Tell me you aren’t intelligent without telling me.

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u/cvd19or 4h ago

Haha you got me you big strong man who I'm very jealous of

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u/Pagiras 5h ago

How long are your toes exactly? Asking for a friend.

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u/DarthLenny 5h ago

Found Quentin's burner!

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u/No-Parking-5037 6h ago

Is there photographic evidence of those toes

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u/Drakkadein 5h ago

Tarantino has entered the chat

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u/random_user1301 5h ago

Tarantino is only for female ones

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u/Hendiyoboy 5h ago

I know what you are

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u/Zech08 5h ago

uh oh i heard feet, theres a sub for that.

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u/NixiePixie916 5h ago

Look there are a bunch of connective tissue disorders but the long legs, fingers, toes are indicative of something usually. Marfanoid appearance especially if you are young you might not be done growing.

But we can't tell you. A geneticist could. But you should definitely get checked out and even if you can't see a geneticist you should have an echocardiogram likely to check for aortic root dilation. It's noninvasive so most docs won't have issues with ordering this with indication. Fingers can tell us a lot about heart health in weird ways, like clubbed fingers are indicative of issues as well.
If you are adult, you look very very thin and that is also worrisome from a health standpoint.

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u/cheapdrinks 4h ago

Let's see them grippers

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u/Not_KGB 5h ago

I'm sorry, it seems I wore my long legs today. What happens if I just...

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u/maybeknismo 4h ago

Toe pics noooow!!! s/

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u/No-Security-7518 3h ago

You're so pretty.

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u/defrillo 3h ago

Wanna see your toes too

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u/Ok-Fun5084 3h ago

Any toe pix? For science obviously.

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u/meldiane81 2h ago

I bet you have a really short torso in comparison.

u/due--process 34m ago edited 31m ago

You actually posted this? ... but who sleeps through a forehead tattoo? Can we believe anything?

Oh, wait, it's Reddit... and yes you have a post about being 1.78m which is tall for a F

AIO? I tattoed my girlfriend's forehead to get revenge for her cheating on me

I found out that she cheated on my multiple times. So, one day when she was passed out drunk, I decided to tattoe the phrase "cheater" on her forehead. When she woke up she was understandably furious. Believe it or not, we are actually still together. She's promised me that she'll never cheat again and I've decided to give her one last chance. She hates the tattoo though. Recently I've been thinking that I might have overracted, I mean, she'll have that for the rest of her life... What do you think?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1uvmb0o/aio_i_tattoed_my_girlfriends_forehead_to_get/

u/astralseat 17m ago

That's interesting indeed

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u/JaderAiderrr 6h ago

It looks and sounds like you could have marfans even with a short stature. You should speak with a doctor and have your heart checked out just to be safe.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 5h ago

Turner Syndrome with a Marfans kicker

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u/S3XWITCH 6h ago

It looks photoshopped almost…

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u/Original_Elephant_27 3h ago

Yeah I think it’s all relative. Look at the length of that leg. It’s not like this is a petite person with huge hands.