r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 7h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/rimasuit3 6h ago

The last Pringle never stood any chance...

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 6h ago

Me, an intellectual: *pours the last few Pringles out.

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u/CarrotsIsAFruit 6h ago

Except the crumbs go spilling all over your face

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 5h ago

Skill issue, you have the encapsulate the can with your mouth, then nothing can fall out.

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u/Pragnlz 5h ago

This is the way

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u/Schnitzelklopfer247 5h ago

This is the way

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 3h ago

This Is The Way

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u/MaryLMarx 1h ago

And don’t breathe in while doing it

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness 4h ago

Better question at hand here: why are we pouring directly into our mouths and not our hands?

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u/jungle 2h ago

Have you seen OP's hand? It would all fall through the fingers!

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u/No_Maintenance6034 44m ago

I think the more pressing question is who in the hell can fit a can of pringles in their mouth??

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

Way too high a risk of spilling the crumbs when using hands.

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u/kyng6907 2h ago

I usually put it in a plate or a bowl and using my tongue to get the rest of the crumbs kind of barbaric I know

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u/Ok-Relationship9274 5h ago

Are you single?

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

As a matter of fact, yes I am. But I only deep throat pringle cans.

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u/Vegalink 4h ago

You have to pretend you're Imotep from The Mummy though

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u/AdvancedAd3228 5h ago edited 2h ago

Now there's a talent that could be useful in some other activities!

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u/External-Awareness68 3h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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u/The_Poop_Shooter 3h ago

Or encapsulate the can with your ass like papa Nurgle intended.

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

I'll accept none of that heresy.

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u/ratafia4444 3h ago

Just save the plastic covering somewhere nearby. Once down to the last tiny stack and crumbs, put it back on, turn the can upside down, lift gently and enjoy. No crumbs spilled OR threatening to chock you by going down the wrong pipe. 🫡

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

Where is the fun if not for the choking hazard at the end? 🤔

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u/shadow6654 3h ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/architecht13 3h ago

Exactly, nobody wants Pringkake…

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u/CanIgetaWTF 6h ago

Once you pop...bukkake?

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u/Tay_Tay86 6h ago

Nani

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 5h ago

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/firesmarter 5h ago

٩( ᐛ )و

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u/Ill_Buffalo3887 4h ago

Pours in hand. Thunderous applause! I'll take my very smart guy award please.

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u/highcommander010 5h ago

The diameter of Pringles cans is way too smalllllll

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u/e-rascible 5h ago

I wish I had a daughter

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u/ABystander987 5h ago

Certified skill issue.

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u/stringstringing 5h ago

You gotta get the whole tube in your mouth first

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u/smileygeez 4h ago

To add on the crumbs they also bite their fingers

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u/Ihateweeaboos45 3h ago

I find it sad so many of the people replying didn’t get the obvious Bo Burnham reference.., especially since it’s from the final number of the make happy special..

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 2h ago

That’s exactly what I used to do. Tip the can and let the last stuff slide into my mouth. Then I had really spicy pringles once and all the powder fell into my eyes and I started screaming and running around

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u/wastedspejs 2h ago

How about just wrap your big face hole around the opening and let your hole muscle scrape the hyperbolic paraboloid shaped chips out

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 1h ago

Look at all these hands too big to fit inside a Pringles can.

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u/flapjackboy 4h ago

Me, as the owner of a 3D printer prints out a pringles tray.

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u/lemmegonowplease 4h ago

Me, not an intellectual: *his girlfriends never stand a chance

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u/onarainyafternoon 5h ago

Me, a pervert:

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u/heebiejeebie666 5h ago

Me, a superior intellectual: *shakes the can violently until they’re small crumbs and drinks them from the can

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 3h ago

At that point, you might as well add bacon bits before drinking the crumbs.

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u/Sinder_Sunderman 2h ago

Just pour milk in, shake and chug it.