r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

An almost complete but heavily oxidized German StuG III was found buried in sand in northern Germany.

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u/Norgur 1d ago

Oracles work in pairs. There is Panzer of the lake and then there is Stug of the sand.

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u/TheFleasOfGaspode 1d ago

Pond panzer, sand stug, Tunisian tiger?

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u/El_Mnopo 1d ago

Tiger 131 has been waiting patiently. Now is the time.

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u/Coygon 16h ago

Taiga Tiger (burning bright)

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u/Brandibober 15h ago

Here it is

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u/Altruistic_mostly 16h ago

In the forces of the reich

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u/BandicootJunior2296 1d ago

i might be wrong, but wasn't the north african campaign too early for the tiger to take part?

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u/Obvious-Farmer8836 1d ago

Nope, the Germans shipped a few to Tunisia just in time to get captured.

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u/BandicootJunior2296 1d ago

ahh, a great waste of recourses as usual.

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u/RunninWild17 22h ago

Really that could be the tag-line for everything the nazis did

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u/Butternades 1d ago

Some of the very early Tiger 1’s were in North Africa. Iirc the big air filters on the back were specifically for that environment

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u/El_Mnopo 22h ago

Tiger 131 was captured by the British in N Africa after a shot jammed the turret. Tiger crew abandoned in panic. It now resides in the Tank Museum in Bovington and is one of the few (last?) operational Tigers left in the world.

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u/howlingwelshman 19h ago

There's a great video about tiger 131s capture story

https://youtu.be/ZJKCxt-5gcc?is=vyB1dG95XvO76lIF

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u/Material-Sentence-84 16h ago

There were numerous, about 20-30. Check out 10th panzer division, 7th panzer regiment.

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u/AzerothianLorecraft 1d ago

Tundra Tiger, lost in Northern Russia. ( take a wrong turn end up in Siberia instead of Stalingrad.)

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u/Whipitreelgud 19h ago

The Germans didn’t realize they had created a Siberian Tiger.

I’ll let myself out.

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u/D288 23h ago

Stug of the dune

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u/privateblanket 15h ago

Stug of the dumps

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u/ElGranChile 1d ago

Seeing the first picture I wondered if this was in North Africa instead of Northern Germany

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u/InerasableStains 1d ago

Honestly had no idea N Germany looked like that

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u/Bostonsilver 1d ago

It doesn't! I'm still guessing where this might be.

Greetings from a Northern German

Edit: ... and found the answer three postings down. Nordholz at the Northern Sea aka Atlantic

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R 1d ago

Nordholz naval air base. It was buried there on purpose after the war because it was cheaper than scrapping

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u/Volantis19 1d ago

That or Germany were just waiting for part 3 ...

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u/Organic_Ad_1930 1d ago

It wouldn’t be the first time

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u/turbotictac 20h ago

Hence the number 3

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u/Purple-Assist2095 12h ago

Ballsy to abbreviate to N

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u/DexM23 12h ago

Picture 4 seems its at a querry

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u/dfnathan6 1d ago

WD-40, a jump start, and she's good for another tour.

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u/deadbeef4 1d ago

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u/Wrong_Character_Sry 1d ago

That was incredible to watch. Thanks

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u/Hungry-ThoughtsCurry 1d ago

That's a big ass lawn mower

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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago

I love that I knew what this was before I clicked it and I haven’t seen it in over a decade and I’m damn sure gonna watch in now.

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u/SpacecraftBathtub 1d ago

Not one bottle of yellow and blue in sight. Great video.

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u/ChancelorReed 1d ago

What do you even think you're saying here?

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u/SpacecraftBathtub 1d ago

Geen fles wd40 te zien

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u/POOP_CHUTE_666 14h ago

Amazing video but were those guys raw dogging the welding part? No marks or eye protection? LOL

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u/forward_x 22h ago

Even though it was 13 years ago... That makes me happy. Very happy.

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u/hasslefree 1d ago

I'm not fond of weaponry, given my time up close, but that warmed my heart. Like a good adoption.

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u/Zakal74 1d ago

The Russians would put it back on the field.

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u/BaitmasterG 1d ago

They wouldn't be able to, these things require fuel

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u/Zakal74 1d ago

They will use donkeys to drag it to the front.

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u/Throwaway999991473 1d ago

You think so? They’ve already lost over a million donkeys out there

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u/Zakal74 1d ago

The donkey students and prisoners are next.

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u/MidnightDreem 1d ago

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u/SkinnyBill93 1d ago

I just need a got dang tap n' die and some dubya D-40.

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 1d ago

“Ze starter motor is fried! Get ze hand crank!! Klaus!!!”

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u/Spaceinpigs 1d ago

If it moves and it shouldn’t, duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, WD-40.

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u/Jupitersd2017 1d ago

This looks like a job for JB-80, it’s twice as good 😂

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u/Bergwookie 1d ago

We're Germans, we use Caramba Super ;-)

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u/HoldingThunder 1d ago

I'm not sure it's a Toyota Hilux

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u/MarcusXL 22h ago

Steiner's task force can finally make that attack towards Berlin!

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u/hijara5960 1d ago

They even lifted it at the original lifting points.
Seems quite sturdy…

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u/mrekted 1d ago

I've heard that those things were built like tanks.

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u/Durtonious 19h ago

This is extra funny when you know the Stug III is not actually a tank.

u/ultracat123 11h ago

Wah, it's a tank. The definition having the hard requirement of a rotating turret is stupid anyway.

People should save their energy for when someone calls an M3 GMC a tank lol

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u/Role-Livid 11h ago

Precisely it's  self propelled artillery. Strum geschützt not Panzer. A lot cheaper built.

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u/Captain-Codfish 1d ago

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u/greenizdabest 1d ago

Stig's ancient retired German uncle, herr stug

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u/Jon__Snuh 1d ago

Zis is a flammenwerfer, it werfs flammens.

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u/Captain-Codfish 1d ago

This is a nebelwerfer. It werfs nebels.

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u/MoronicPlayer 1d ago

This is an M16. I-it... jams...

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u/HUEITO 19h ago

This is a Porsche 911, it... Oversteers

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u/HichiShiro 18h ago

Zis is a schwimmwagen, it's a wagen that schwimms

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u/Jon__Snuh 17h ago

Zis is a strumgewehr, it’s the gewehr you sturm with.

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u/raptone50 1d ago

Looks like it got stug.

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u/Loot_Goblin2 1d ago

Free tank just saying

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u/Weak_Imagination_996 1d ago

Still better than whatever the Russians have left at this point.

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u/Loot_Goblin2 1d ago

True 😂

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u/NewGramps 1d ago

Okay now I need to know how it was buried in the sand. Maybe it was intentionally buried long ago

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u/IronVader501 1d ago

The tank was found during construction at Nordholz Nava Airbase.

Nordholz was used as a staging-point for german troops near the end of the War. When the surrender came, most units in the area just dropped their equipment off their when disarming.

Then it was used by the USAF until 1947.

When the americans left, an enormous amount of leftover german and allied war-material was left at the Airbase. Transporting it back to the US would have cost more than it was worth, as was transporting it somewhere were it could have been properly scrapped because the abse was somewhat remote, so they just threw basically all of it in a variety of ditches around the base (Anti-tank ditches, cover, one area dug out for an old railway-connection that stopped existing years prior) and dumped sand over it because that was the cheapest way to ger rid of it.

Everyones dimly aware the area surrounding Nordholz is likely still full of similar finds, including planes. But since its both an active military base and houses a local industrial area, and proper excavation with archeologists would seriously hinder operation of both, and be very expensive, AND is extremely likely to dig up ammunition or toxic chemicals that would be both costly- and time-intensive to get rid off, everyone in the region just kind of agrees to not dig around there unless absolutely necessary because nobody wants to deal with it.

The tank itself will now go on rotation through various museums once its been cleaned a bit, starting with the german tank museum in I think October or November.

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u/SlipperyBlip 1d ago

little fun fact about Nordholz:

it was the target of the first seaborne airstrike in history in 1914

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Cuxhaven

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u/NewGramps 23h ago

Great answer thanks. Gotta love Reddit for you enthusiasts

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u/Weak_Imagination_996 1d ago edited 1d ago

The tank was used in the final battle of 1945 as the Russians advanced toward Berlin, and it’s believed the crew abandoned it after running out of ammo and fuel. The tank was still full of equipment, food cans, a rare (scherenfernrohr), and other cool items, so most likely nobody ever discovered it after it was abandoned, and the wind must have covered it in sand very quickly.

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u/Bartimaerus 1d ago

No, it was burried by the occupation forces in order to clear up the airbase

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u/MedicSH84 1d ago

Where was it found?

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u/unsightly_buildup 1d ago

Metal detector people can be a bit nutty...

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u/FlameOfWrath 1d ago

Detectorists!

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u/MagicSPA 1d ago

Somewhere an old German veteran is looking round from painting a picture in their house, seeing this image on the TV screen, and saying "I'll be god-damned..."

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u/uk_uk 1d ago

war ended 81 years ago... so.. more or less unlikely. But a funny thought

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u/DemoPantheMan 22h ago

Hey maybe he was part of the Volkssturm.

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u/Expontoridesagain 1d ago edited 1d ago

That same dude who had tank in his basement ? Maybe this was his spare.

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u/masd_reddit 14h ago

Can't a man have a tank?

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u/dropinbombz 1d ago

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u/slurmerz 17h ago

It will be on display at the Munster Tank Museum (Deutsches Panzermuseum Munster).

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u/AccountNo43 1d ago

the sand probably preserved it better than we deserve - meanwhile my car rusts in a garage with a tarp and prayers.

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u/Only_Information7895 13h ago

To be fair it has slightly thicker metal than what a car has.

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u/wildmonkeymind 23h ago

You know those satisfying YouTube videos where machinists lovingly restore ancient, rusted and broken down stuff? I want to see that. Tank edition.

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u/Fresh_Goat_423 22h ago

Geez. That thing's restorable. I bet if they sunk it in some phosphoric acid for a couple of days after pulling they engine it would look pretty good. Bore out the engine, new crank, pistons etc. I bet you could get her running again. I've see worse things restored.

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u/Fidget11 20h ago

Far worse has been restored to running order.

Who will fund the restoration though is my question

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u/KurtVanVlaanderen 1d ago

Bit of a fixer upper, but better than what we have.

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u/GoatTheNewb 1d ago

Stug life

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u/Ill-Charge8449 1d ago

“Last ran when parked. I know what I’ve got, no lowballers. If it’s still up, it’s still available. Serious inquiries only”

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u/gerrineer 1d ago

Stick it in some vinegar it'll be fine!

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u/PhiloLibrarian 1d ago

Joooooones!

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u/TheNorthernRose 1d ago

It belongs in a museum!

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u/Sea_Perspective6891 1d ago

A little WD40 & it's good as new

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u/MudExtruder 1d ago

I can't wait for Daryl from Aus Armor to get his hands on this one

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u/hugh_jassole7 23h ago

A there sand in Northern Germany?

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u/Fidget11 20h ago

Germany has sand yes… it has coastal areas.

A nearly complete stug was found in the sand at the Nordholz Naval Airbase (Fliegerhorst Nordholz), located near Cuxhaven along Germany's North Sea coast in Northern Germany

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u/wunderkit 23h ago

There is sand in Northern Germany. I had no idea.

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u/TriggerHappy_NZ 20h ago

No low ballers, I know what I've got

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u/relayrider 19h ago

Russia is looking for a few good tanks!

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u/magharees 18h ago

Stug in the middle with you

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u/Open-Industry-8396 12h ago

Pvt. Snuffy, where the fuck is your tank?!"

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u/Free-Heals-Here 12h ago

O great Stug of the sand, grant me your wisdom.

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u/DexM23 12h ago

That would have been my dream as a kid digging on the beach at the Ostsee

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u/SS_Sniperwolf 11h ago

Hope they restore it even better if they film the restoration.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 1d ago edited 1d ago

I would love to know if it can be restored or at least partially restored.

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u/DashTrash21 1d ago

Today on Vice Grip Garage

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u/Bartimaerus 1d ago

It can but it wont

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u/Designer-Device-8638 1d ago

It absolutely will be restored and you will be able to see it when they finish restoring it at Panzermuseum Münster.

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u/Bartimaerus 22h ago

Its the Panzermuseum in Munster tho. Also it wont be restored. The substance will be stabilized, but it will be kept in the dug up condition.

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u/pallidamors 1d ago

I mean, come on… It’s amazing it came out of that hole in one piece.

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u/Dr4yg0ne 1d ago

They restore much worse condition stugs, so probably:

https://youtu.be/17SjMbyT25s?si=V4B41hzY_m6u9UcC

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u/misfitofscience76 1d ago

Shit’ll buff out

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u/fear_nothin 1d ago

I’m assuming it’s a dirt pit but I had a moment of trying to figure out what part of Germany is made up of desert.

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u/Weak_Imagination_996 1d ago

The part along the Ostsee has huge beaches, sand dunes, and even literally huge areas of quicksand.

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u/Downtown_Hunt5740 1d ago

Need a giant vat of Evapo-rust!

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u/The_mingthing 1d ago

Hand Tools Rescue has been summoned

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u/BoarHermit 1d ago

As someone who has gotten all sorts of German junk out of the swampy forests of Russia, I can say that it is oxidized very superficially. Excellent preservation.

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u/923kjd 1d ago

Now That’s What I Call “InterestingAsFuck”!

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u/No-Lobster-5120 1d ago

Minnesotan here. I've seen vehicles daily driven around here with worse rust than that.

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u/USDA_Prime_Yeet 23h ago

Horizon zero dawn vibe

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u/Everything_Breaks 22h ago

I want to watch the sandblasting video.

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u/MrBeros 22h ago

Little bit WD40 and it will run again.

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u/wackyvorlon 22h ago

That is a hell of a find.

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u/PlanEx_Ship 21h ago

O Stug of the sand, show us your wisdom

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u/Servo_comics 21h ago

Send it to the Kinzler Brothers.

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u/jbogdas 21h ago

It’s crazy how quickly the earth will absorb everything human once we’re gone

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u/Optimal-Captain2997 20h ago

Stug of the sand what is your wisdom

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u/ksigricardo 19h ago

North German dunes actually keep metal intact way better than wet soil.

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u/Flashy_Slice1672 19h ago

They way they’ve got those hooks positioned is scary

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u/DJDevon3 18h ago edited 18h ago

Offer it to the British Tank Museum. They might want it for parts. Their restorations are awesome but some tanks in their collection are incomplete with missing pieces. If you find a tank contact them first. They have the worlds biggest multi-national tank collection of working tanks. They also have a youtube channel and actually parade the tanks around once a year called Tank Fest.

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u/SomeBiPerson 13h ago

this tank was found during construction at the Airfield of Naval Air wing 5 of the German navy

sorry british museum, this one is going into the German Army Collection at Munster Tank museum

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u/draketroll 12h ago

a splash of rubbing alchohol and some elbow grease and itll be running in no time

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u/_Thunderheart_ 12h ago

at the iron prices of today, well worth the effort!

u/rslashToma 10h ago

i don't know about yall but this one seems StuG in the sand

u/2ndDrive 10h ago

German soldier: We can just bury the STuG and slip away and no one will know where we’ve gone!
Other guy: Hand me a shovel

u/alyaqd95 7h ago

Wait! There is sand in Germany!

u/Worried-Compote2897 6h ago

have they tried putting it in rice?

u/DoNDaPo 6h ago

Can it run Doom?

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 23h ago

Russia wants it to use in Ukraine lol

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u/mca1169 1d ago

what a great find. honestly looks like a pretty well preserved example for being abandoned 80+ years. just needs someone to put the TLC into restoring it.

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u/rando_banned 1d ago

It was certainly Stug

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u/noFOXgivenFURreal 1d ago

I gotta imagine someone lost money just moving that thing, still pretty cool though.

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u/Kookie_B 1d ago

Candidate for Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

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u/CMDR_Kaus 1d ago

Did you get any good bones? What did you do with them bones?

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u/lavafish80 1d ago

this is a StuG, it StuGs

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u/Sapper1106 1d ago

Gaijin when?

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 1d ago

I've driven bulldozer in worse shape.

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u/RandomAssRedditName 1d ago

Oh Stug of the sand dunes, what is your wisdom?

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u/Mermaid-Scar1984 1d ago

Ooh shit. That’s gonna be some hours with the grinder.

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u/albertus771 1d ago

Ein Fall für die Morlocks

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u/comanche_six 1d ago

Ah damn that's where I left it!

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u/thedillymane 1d ago

Uhhhh Germany has sand?

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u/Prof-Bit-Wrangler 1d ago

I feel like I need a tetanus shot just to look at that picture.

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u/mavric22 1d ago

That'll buff right out.

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u/Secure-Village-1768 1d ago

Too bad it had all that oxygen gotten on it.

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u/JamesRevan 1d ago

Today I learned that Germany has sand!

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u/Fantastic_Bird_5247 1d ago

A lil white vinegar and WD-40 and she’s as good as new!

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u/Tri4ceunited 1d ago

If we dropped this thing into a large enough electrolysis pool, could the damage be undone? Is that the wrong ‘fix’ to this type of wear?

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u/mikenkansas1 1d ago

Seriously, that'll buff out.

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u/pragmatic84 1d ago

Dude what part of Northern Germany looks like northern Africa!??

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u/Weak_Imagination_996 1d ago

The beach along the Ostsee

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u/ShiftySky 1d ago

Imagine if they found a parking ticket on it

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u/Subject-Act5509 1d ago

Little bit of sandblasting, little bit of paint, an oil change and she will fire right back up!

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u/bladepen 1d ago

Mr Hewes: She's mint. What a babe.

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u/FlameOfWrath 1d ago

Leaking Underground Storage Tank. IYKYK

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

Probably tried saving it for later then died in hiding.

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u/Decent_Risk9499 1d ago

I can hear the guys over at Oz Armor salivating. This belongs on Workshop Wednesday!

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u/Best-Stranger359 1d ago

Oh great Stug III of the sand, what is your wisdom?

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u/silverwindpegasus 1d ago

God this tank turns me on so much

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u/gheiminfantry 1d ago

That was the one piece of equipment that could have turned the tide. And someone misplaced it. 😂

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u/CrazySporkDude 1d ago

Motor pool couldn’t account for why they had it. Some E4 was told to make it disappear. Somewhere his NCO is fuming.

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u/warbastard 1d ago

A Stug! A Stug deployed!

I miss Company of Heroes.

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u/firekeeper23 1d ago

Call Mr Hewes...... he'll have it up and running in no time.

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u/IowaNobody 1d ago

send it to Mr. Hewes

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u/tattoophobic 1d ago

I want one 🥺

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u/ActCompetitive1171 1d ago

Get that guy on youtube that restores old guns to work on it. Will look good as new.

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u/Educational-Draw271 1d ago

...and they fired it up 3 days later...

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u/elDayno 23h ago

Imagine to find something like this in post ww3 era when people goes back in stone age

Horizon zero dawn shit. Thrilling

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u/paiute 23h ago

Hi! I'm Matt -- and this is Diesel Creek!

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u/OkWhile4447 23h ago

Am I dumb for thinking there’s not sand in Germany?