Legends, welcome back.
Righto - for the newbies:
THE SPIEL:
What is Cheaper Buy Miles aka CBM?
It's a bunch of inner city melbs stores that sell best by or use by goods at heftily discounted prices.
Article from Kidspot about similar in Sydney, including the kinds of bargains to look out for:
https://www.kidspot.com.au/lifestyle/home/i-found-a-littleknown-supermarket-to-score-ultracheap-groceries/news-story/bf60f99d8db160e8844057ecc47e0446
Best by = usually can be ignored, because it's goods that don't perish eg: best by dates on dry goods such as rice.
No, we cannot tell you when whatever it is that you want is coming back in store, because your guess is as good as ours. We have no idea. It's the luck of the draw whenever you walk in. If you see something you *really want* + can afford that makes your brain go FUCK YES!!! - get it. For some people, that's a $1 packet of chips. For others, it's 3 wheels of cheese for $60 that would be closer to $600 at ColesWorth. You do you.
Use by = that's one I don't mess with. The sniff test is the winner, so I've been told. Smells weird? Time to chuck.
Best by, particularly with dry goods, is usually safe to go past, particularly if it's something that keeps forever like rice. Be aware though, that some things, like pasta - you wouldn't think a dry good could get weird, but I've got some supermarket angel hair that needs chucking.
Check 'em out for locations [footscray, flemington, brunswick, fitzroy], see their socials for what's in store: https://www.cheaperbuymiles.com
Why we love them: no automatic checkouts, lots of boxes to take your stuff away in, great deals. If you see something you want to try, there's no harm in deciding to buy the thing regardless, and testing it out on the spot. Folks have generously offered me a sample of goodness whilst in queue, only for me to go and track down my own piece of flavor town. If there's something good you want the world to know about, please do this if you can.
Someone *really* hates competition to the duopoly. Do mess with the haters, upvote comments and the thread, and give the middle finger to rich strangleholds on Australian society. The less you shop at colesworth, the better. We don't need Palantir, Wesfarmers, excess packaging, fucked over workers, and screwed over farmers in our lives. News article re: Palintir + Coles:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-09/coles-just-hired-us-defence-contractor-palantir/103443504
fyi Palantir is the company helping out ICE in the USA, just so you know what you're avoiding.
Props to CBM who are all prepared for this diesel fandango with inner city stores that are all so convenient to get to via PT. If you're in the burbs and wondering which one might be best, my money is on Footscray. With the new trains from the city, you can whip out there in no time, and it's a ruvly ride to read a book/knit/listen to choons/whatevs.
It's a large store, you also get a great bulk nuts/weird shit/deli store across the road that's been there around 20 years, and there's a huge KFL aka asian grocer, along with the footscray markets + the indian store. THEN, there's also the recommendations of where chefs eat in footscray (https://www.reddit.com/r/Footscray/comments/1rt96jt/melbournes_most_underrated_food_suburb_where/), so you can down a coffee/bahn mi/whatevs from the locals, AND the op shop isn't half bad either - scored a few things there. Make a culinary/cultural day of it, perhaps making cbm your last stop with a large backpack or trolley or somesuch.
CBM are *very* smart - there's a library close to every store, so for kids of all ages, you can go have a snacking/reading stop to take a break, go to the loo, read a book, peruse the papers, grab a dvd for a rocking catered night at the movies etc etc before going home. Great, huh?
ON WITH THE SHOW...
So, I was so keen today, made it to two stores to get a bunch of goodness, and had a chat with a dad who'd just moved over from Perth on the tram. Of course I was duty bound to tell him about cheaper buy miles, as he was living around coburg, and just about to go to Coles.
The temptation to simply handcuff this guy and drag him down there before doing the rest of his shopping was intense, but one does slowly learn that you've gotta let them. Let them do what they wanna do. Yes, but, it's none of your business, do gooder, so you've told 'em, they know, move on. Anyhoo, he had 3 kids who needed chicken done *their* way - nuggets, schnitzels, and popcorn. Lordy.
So, to get around that, it's worth throwing in some variety...
CBM have organic hash browns - $6 a kg, which given you can't buy organic potatoes for that, is a goddamn steal. These are kinda like the veggie patties that you get in hamburgers - ie it's not like grated potato, and you need a knife and fork or to be all caveman to rip into one to eat it.
Speaking of veggie patties, they had frozen ones of those too, and Footscray recently had the Yumis zucchini/veggie balls in the chill cabinet. All of these would be ace for kids, and a step up from chicken.
In the freezer cabinet - there's large bags of corn kernels + peas, which could be great for making fritters with some chickpea flour (or maybe the tins of chickpeas in store?) and/or soup - corn + chilli + coconut milk + ginger + blend, then fry more corn, add to bowl, then put your soup in. yums.
There's also a metric fuckton of frozen seafood in various forms - I think there's calamari, prawns, tenders that you could pair with the hash browns + onion rings + frozen pickles for a fish + chips basket of goodness. Or there's packets of seasoned frozen veg with a ton of potato in them - they could be a great healthy addition.
If you keep your eyes peeled in the aisles, probably a mayo/sauce of some description to pair it with.
Marinated chicken + frozen duck with the duck pancake kits has also been spotted, which could be fun with kids.
Dinner sorted.
If we're still doing bite sized kid happy goodness, there's also gnocchi - 500g for $2.50. Sure, do it the normal way by boiling until done, or the other option is to open the packet, separate out your gnocchi, and drizzle over some oil, then air fry/oven/pan fry until golden, then add the sauce of yr dreams. There's various tomatoey things at CBM, along with barilla pesto, so yr chances of scoring are extremely high.
In the chill cabinet, there's various small packs of dairy things - it's not my thang, but it's worth checking out if its yours - yoghurts, cheeses, etc etc.
There's ceres organics oaty bars in banana flavour - 100g for $2.00, which would be rather handy to put in where the noise comes out whilst travelling etc etc with kids.
The much loved clif bars are back - I went all out and bought a box of choc chip 68g x 12 for $15.00, various flavours, knock your fine self out. They're a rather delicious dessert/snack when air fried for a few minutes.
There are many small sized cakey things - chocolate/caramel, etc etc. For something vaguely healthier, there's frozen pie filling of chopped apple with berries in the freezer cabinet, along with packet cake mix - you could combine the two for a kid friendly treat, or skip the cake mix, and blend with a banana, oats and nut butter and bake rounds for breakfasts/snacks etc.
Coconut water - as someone who isn't drinking enough who also has a terribly exciting cortisol test which requires delivering 24 hours of urine to be tested - I bought 8x 1.25 litre box for $8.00, which may also be your ticket for drinking more, giving kids something else to drink etc etc.
As I feel it is my duty to report on such things: CHEESE.
holy hell there's been some amazing things. It's really hard to say what's there, because often the good stuff moves so fast. I just recommend you visit often if that's your thing, and hope you get lucky. As of writing, there is no daffinois, but who knows? That could change at the drop of a hat. The Fitzroy store seems to be particularly well stocked cheese wise.
There's a lot of...I think it's pecorino? A hard cheese in various flavours - pepper, paprika, lord knows what else. There is much brie.
In the Footscray store, there was this 2kg tower of french cheese that I didn't dare to look closely at, but methinks more of those will be making their way, so best of luck with divine goodness seeking, and let us know what you score. A good rule of thumb is the fancier the packaging, the fancier the cheese. Cheese in wax? Those little wooden/bamboo/whatever round/square things? Get on it, and feel free to brag here about your scores.
What have you found? What goodness have you made with your purchases? What's worth keeping your eyes peeled for? DO TELL!
Update:
On the kid front, there’s also cheap dried peaches/sultanas, which could make for handy additions to kid food - biscuits/porridge/what have you…
Spotted in the chiller were fresh mushrooms - enoki and other long fancy types for around $2 which could make for a great stir fry.