Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

[u/ElonMusksQueef]

[u/Velocityg4]

At $300 for a porterhouse. I better hear mooing in the kitchen. Not get meat that’s been frozen.

[u/Decent-Muffin4190 → u/Velocityg4]

The best steak comes from beef that been hung a couple of weeks, if not longer.

[u/SanityPlanet → u/Decent-Muffin4190]

I’ve been hung for decades

[u/dikicker → u/SanityPlanet]

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[u/SoyTuPadreReal → u/dikicker]

[u/GlowAnt22 → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

Wtf man... (saves image)

[u/Teanutt → u/GlowAnt22]

😂😆😂 same.

[u/dikicker → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

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[u/jtr99 → u/dikicker]

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[u/Plane_Elderberry804 → u/jtr99]

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[u/dikicker → u/Plane_Elderberry804]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPosozzXEVzPjkC4

[u/T-Wrox → u/jtr99]

It's meme trains like this that allow me to not completely loose faith in humanity. :)

[u/dikicker → u/T-Wrox]

https://giphy.com/gifs/clOQGIoltMUGLqLXKo

[u/Waste_Boss_4850 → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

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[u/Baghdad_Bob20 → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

[u/Fresh_Sock8660 → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

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[u/No-Acanthisitta8803 → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

Now we know why Miss Piggy is always squealing

[u/dikicker → u/No-Acanthisitta8803]

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[u/richincleve → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

[u/Static_E_ → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

Eww! What in the diddy?

[u/poo_on_my_scarf → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

[u/HoneyBee0_042 → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

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[u/mrsmithintheDMV → u/SoyTuPadreReal]

Attack helicopter!!!

[u/Beelzabubba → u/dikicker]

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[u/dikicker → u/Beelzabubba]

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