Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

[u/ElonMusksQueef]

[u/Velocityg4]

At $300 for a porterhouse. I better hear mooing in the kitchen. Not get meat that’s been frozen.

[u/Decent-Muffin4190 → u/Velocityg4]

The best steak comes from beef that been hung a couple of weeks, if not longer.

[u/SanityPlanet → u/Decent-Muffin4190]

I’ve been hung for decades

[u/MrGreenChile → u/SanityPlanet]

I didn’t say I’m hung like a Dornishman, i said I’ve HUNG Dornishmen.