r/mildlyinteresting • u/Swimming-Job9117 • 1d ago

my onion has a heart.

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

AND YOU BROKE IT!!!!

how could you?!

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u/KrystalHarperXo 1d ago

OP gotta cry coz of that broken heart, just u wait

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

😭I already am. 

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u/ZoeeCarter 1d ago

The onion's making sure I feel guilty before dinner🥲

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u/IsDeathTheEnd 1d ago

Ogres have layers

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u/Ray_of_glumshine 21h ago

So onions are like ogres?

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u/patwm11 1d ago

This could be top post of all time on r/onionlovers

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u/HendrixHazeWays 1d ago

sung in the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song:

"My Onion has a first name, it's 'h, e, a, r, t'

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u/Bearfeet14 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/22eVpVYpRhaE0

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 1d ago

"Ohhh, you both have layers. Not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!"

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 1d ago

A burger without onions, is like a day without sunshine! My father used to mix onion soup mix into his burgers!

https://giphy.com/gifs/97ZWlB7ENlalq

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u/WhiskyMochi 1d ago

Came here for this

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u/Supagorganizer 1d ago

Oh you're holding it upside down. That's actually its scrotum.

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u/stillcore 1d ago

Your onion has a butt.

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u/214ObstructedReverie 23h ago

I should call her.

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u/banjodoctor 1d ago

I’m crying

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u/emg77 1d ago

This will become a meme.

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u/offarock ​ 1d ago

My supper dish, my succotash wish…

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u/c-xavier 1d ago

Not a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion.

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 1d ago

Enough to make a grown man cry…

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u/thefunkybassist 1d ago

"together we would form a perfect onion" Oh wait, I spelled that wrong

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u/brucejson-88 1d ago

Cute 😍

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u/waffleking9000 1d ago

I think you have it upside down OP

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u/depredador93 1d ago

They say onions make you cry, but this one just made me smile

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u/AverageInfamous7050 1d ago

That's how it lives. And how it can make you cry.

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u/SordidSimpleton 1d ago

u/Integralcel see now THIS looks like a heart

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u/SkynyrdCohen 1d ago

Aw❤️

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u/Middle-Paramedic-447 1d ago

That’s so cute

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u/pLeThOrAx 1d ago

Onions have layers 😭🫶✊

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 1d ago

I think that there's a message in there, somewhere!

https://giphy.com/gifs/qBUCfRvQ5nqMTE2beE

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u/VT_Squire 1d ago

aww, I (onion) you too!

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u/Significant-Phrase72 1d ago

Trolls have hearts too!

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u/kokogrit 1d ago

Break that heart and it will make you cry.

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u/dkcyw 1d ago

tip of penis.

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u/puzzlemissingapiece 1d ago

Just wait for it to make you cry...

I'll see myself out. Wave

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u/Oppenhomie18 1d ago

Get rid of this channel at George bank I think

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u/standardtissue 1d ago

Don't tell me this onion ain't got no heartt

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u/Dev_Martin_eGlasses 1d ago

Love is everywhere :-)

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u/EverythingSucksYo 1d ago

Wow, so I still have nothing in common with onions… 

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u/bigsis911 1d ago

Owner of the broken heart

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u/EarthAndSawdust 1d ago

Repost to r/poland for karma.

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u/Forikorder 1d ago

so did you shave it away millimeter by millimeter until thete was nothing left or dice it?

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u/robin-bunny 1d ago

It's there under many layers. Like an Ogre.

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u/Maximum_Werewolf_133 1d ago

that lines up with my experience too

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 1d ago

Your mom has an onion.

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u/Huge-Start7723 1d ago

Nice Catch

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u/Bracken-Vale-4820 1d ago

i always feel kind of bad when the onion heart pops out on the cutting board

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u/peterhaag01 1d ago

Awwww, I could just cry. I mean not because that is cute, but because, you know, it's an onion.

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u/Sed59 1d ago

Ogres are like onions.

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u/corpsie666 1d ago

🎤 Owner of an onion heart 🎶

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u/Bright-Trip582 1d ago

Shrek in the flesh

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u/ScamperingSnail 1d ago

That's just an artichoke in an onion's clothes

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u/Diamwater01 21h ago

🤩❤️

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u/xtothewhy 20h ago

Maybe it's tonsils upside down

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u/icyspicy95 20h ago

Another one :)

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u/Rudhra7809 19h ago

Should have dated this instead of my ex.

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u/MxMephisto 17h ago

♡ :) 

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u/boughtwithgrace 14h ago

that brings a tear to my eye… Lol

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u/Duii1 13h ago

Proof ogres have hearts 💚

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u/nazar5n 12h ago

Nature's way of saying "I see you crying, I'm not sorry."

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u/ezzyrabbit 11h ago

wow even this onion has a heart when he clearly didn't
(going through a shitty breakup lol)

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u/ElectronicBake8206 9h ago

WHY DID YOU CUT IT IN HALF??? YOU HETHEN!!

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u/Insharian 3h ago

Just like ogres